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1196721933_spt_ai_manutd_v_fulham_2.jpgThe latest fat grandmother young Wayne has courted tried to smother him in her giant fishnet stockings after she discovered he had only half the girth he had promised. Mr Rooney said "the experience was almost as bad as walking through the streets of Liverpool". There have been calls for the giant granny to be awarded an MBE.
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trawlermen, fishing off the mersey were hoping for a bumper haul of hud caps, however all they discover was evidence of neanderthal man ... captain of the the fishing vessel " the royal shell suit 2" said that though it was likely to get him in the paper he would most proberly throw him back as his mam would like him stinking the house out and sniffing her knickers.... " and she was never keen on old toffee"

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