The Mourinho Thread

[Darogba 112]

Imagine a nightmare world where Pep goes to City and Mourinho takes over at United. That nightmare may indeed become reality.

How terrible would the club look then? Those two would completely dominate European football in my opinion.

United would be silly to get him after his drama here. I'm sure the pattern there will the same: do well in his first two years but by the third year, fall out with pretty much everyone, collect his multimillion pound payoff and repeat the same process somewhere else. All of it orchestrated by him. I don't for a second believe that all this shit happening at Chelsea is an accident. He's behind it all.

The man is a good coach but also very toxic. Utd can have him.

[Rhino's Skin 972]

This.

At least we would have 'character'.

and every player would be outstanding ;-)

[Leif 6,006]

The biggest shock in all of this is the fact people are surprised. Surprised that it came to this, despite the amount of thoughtful posts detailing exactly how we were regressing rapidly last season despite those 1 and 2 nil wins thanks to Hazard.

Things look bleak when the blue filter breaks.

[Leif 6,006]

I'd personally take Lucien Favre in this situation, short or long term. It's irrelevant how his last tenure came to an end. Bar him, nobody over the past few years to my knowledge has deployed the exact style we should be playing.

If he did half for Hazard what he did for Reus, well, we'd at least have a consistent winger, or whatever those 2 players are.

[Pizy 17,860]

United would be silly to get him after his drama here. I'm sure the pattern there will the same: do well in his first two years but by the third year, fall out with pretty much everyone, collect his multimillion pound payoff and repeat the same process somewhere else. All of it orchestrated by him. I don't for a second believe that all this shit happening at Chelsea is an accident. He's behind it all.

The man is a good coach but also very toxic. Utd can have him.

United would have the benefit of having limitless funds and have no care in the world when it comes to FFP. They'd be able to sign any players Mourinho could want at any time.

He'd also actually be able to get any targets he wasn't able to here. John Stones, for example? José would get him there.

Him ending up there is the worst possible outcome for Chelsea FC. If we let him go I hope he ends up back at Madrid. Him saying he wants to stay in England worries me.

[ciolsi 0]

Well, the way mourinho makes his teams play is not my cup of tea , but folks blame him just because it's easy , and simplistic.

I'm not saying he shouldn't be sacked, but his fault lies in giving KDB and Lukaku away.. at this point there is nothing another manager can do better than him.

Otherwise , this squad lacks of a true striker (benzema , higuain , cavani...) and a playmaker (someone like silva ,isco, etc , someone with a fucking brain , instead of that brazilian joke).

[Parky 739]

If Jose goes than the best interim manager will be Guus Hiddink. Than Pep next year.

If Hazard gets sold in summer I'd be devastated. It would be a bigger error than De Bruyne and Robben combined.

[xPetrCechx 13,546]

Should they sack him, #Chelsea will pay Mourinho his salary, believed to be round £163,000-a-week, until he finds another job. [standard]

[ZOS 580]

why is nobody talking about sacking Emenalo?

[CurlyHairLikeLuiz 1,625]

In my opinion, the players should man the fuck up and play, if it is a player manager disconnect then if they don't want to play for Jose then do it for the fans. Cunts.

[Kieran. 6,317]

Could you imagine if RDM takes over again and steers us to another UCL title as a caretaker

[Leif 6,006]

why is nobody talking about sacking Emenalo?

well when we did that, a few loud voices who were mods at the time convinced many that Emenalo and Mikel* were not shit, but in fact our saviours behind the scenes; the 2 real clogs keeping this piss-poorly oiled machine going.

that was that. no more talk of Emenalo not being a misunderstood saint.

*Don't ask me why they were somehow relevant to eachother just for being Nigerian, i've no clue.

I say that to say

a huge handful of people here know in their heart that Emenalo is a cancer to our system

but they're quiet now

[Pizy 17,860]

Atmosphere will surely be even more toxic if we sack Mourinho for Juande Ramos than it was when we appointed Rafa?

[Darogba 112]

United would have the benefit of having limitless funds and have no care in the world when it comes to FFP. They'd be able to sign any players Mourinho could want at any time.

He'd also actually be able to get any targets he wasn't able to here. John Stones, for example? José would get him there.

Him ending up there is the worst possible outcome for Chelsea FC. If we let him go I hope he ends up back at Madrid. Him saying he wants to stay in England worries me.

We wanted john stones and he wanted to come to us, and it was Everton that blocked the deal. Really don't think it would've been any different if it was United. The deal collapsing had nothing to do with money. Also mourinho has been backed very well financially in his time at this club and I'm confident we can match United when it comes to spending.

The man is simply toxic and he would do the same at United like he did at Chelsea and Real Madrid. Also, even if he does well at United, how is it our fault? If he were to be sacked right now it would be down to results and him falling out with his players as well berating them in public. It's obvious Roman is giving him every opportunity to turn things around but unfortunately he wants his payoff and wants out.

[xPetrCechx 13,546]

Atmosphere will surely be even more toxic if we sack Mourinho for Juande Ramos than it was when we appointed Rafa?

But we won a European cup...

[FabHazard 655]

Juande Ramos... ...Wtf are they thinking?..The board has completely lost the plot..

[Darogba 112]

why is nobody talking about sacking Emenalo?

What the fuck has this got to with him? Will sacking him somehow improve mourinho's relationship with the players? Or will the results start suddenly improving?

[Alan Partridge 1,124]

Ramos!? Fuck right off! may as well put one of us in charge.