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Fulham Broadway

The Mourinho Thread

Started by Fulham Broadway,

HEY MUDAFOOKERS. THIS IS CHELSEA FC. WHICH MEANS WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FEMALE MANAGER. CHELSEA FC WILL BE THE ONLY MALE FOOTBALL CLUB TEAM TO HAVE A FEMALE MANAGER COACHING A MALE PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL CLUB. #CHELSEAisaFemaleWomensName #CHELSEAFC is a Girls Name. #Rules of the ILLUMINATI

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HEY MUDAFOOKERS. THIS IS CHELSEA FC. WHICH MEANS WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FEMALE MANAGER. CHELSEA FC WILL BE THE ONLY MALE FOOTBALL CLUB TEAM TO HAVE A FEMALE MANAGER COACHING A MALE PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL CLUB. #CHELSEAisaFemaleWomensName #CHELSEAFC is a Girls Name. #Rules of the ILLUMINATI

is you on de crack or de pop dude?

need a drink...give me a pint of what he is on

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No shot Guardiola will ever come here.

the amount of changes and transfers he'd need to make would be insane. Not to mention, he'll always be operating under the shadow of JM, (whether you like it or not).

IMO, He'll give it 2 more tries to win the UCL with Bayern. If not this year, he'll sign a 1yr contract extension (like he usually does) and give it one last shot.

But by then, Pelligrino's City may still be a disaster in Europe, LVG will have finished his last season at Man U and retire, and Wenger's deal will also be finished in May of 2017.

Personally, i see him at Arsenal, book it.

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Y not?

Congratulations on your new acquistition, i think the missus will like the handbag.

I should buy one for the mistress, good brainstorming.

Dailymail throws everything they have at Chelsea/Mourinho, they really hate us, but they ain't us.

Take it in the ass, "journalists"....

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kin ell....this muppet will be calling the club Cheelskiii and referring to the rest of us as chavs or plastics next.

It aint big, clever or even remotely amusing using opposition terminology against our own no matter how much you might dislike him

Seriously what does Maureen mean?

I have asked this question before, btw I know a girl with the same name.

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Seriously what does Maureen mean?

I have asked this question before, btw I know a girl with the same name.

just a girls name which opposition refer to Mourinho as......similar to Brendan Rogers being called Brenda.
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Seriously what does Maureen mean?

I have asked this question before, btw I know a girl with the same name.

You've answered your question mate.

People are calling him a girl whenever they say Maureen, more so a 'Bitch' tbh.

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kin ell....this muppet will be calling the club Cheelskiii and referring to the rest of us as chavs or plastics next.

It aint big, clever or even remotely amusing using opposition terminology against our own no matter how much you might dislike him

Just don't rise to it please, It's sets the thread onto another path that it doesn't need to go.

You just stick to the topic and the rest will see to itself.

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Please, no Guardiola, please.

What he has achieved in Barcelona was masterclass, he arguably put up one of the best team ever, and won a shitload of trophies, buit the past is the past.

When he went to Munich, he inherited one of the most dominant team ever, the Bayern of Heynckes, which was so impressive and nearly impossible to beat (remember the 7-0 against Barcelona).

Since then, what exactly has he achieved?

He managed to "destroy" the best side of Europe at that moment (no doubt about it), and transform it into a way less effective team, altering the culture of the club by only bringing spanish players (with one or two exceptions) and implementing that tikitaka style that doesn't fit Bayern.

Also, let's not talk about his need of playing his players out of their best position. He'd come, Fabregas would become a CB and Pedro a DM. I'm exagerating of course but you get the point.

This man is such a hipster...

He won the Bundesliga, as it would be expected, but failed everytime it mattered most, in the last stages of the CL. Lost lamentably against Real and Barcelona last year.

Let's just stick with José and give him the time to turn things around.

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Just don't rise to it please, It's sets the thread onto another path that it doesn't need to go.

You just stick to the topic and the rest will see to itself.

if you as one of the guvnors on here are happy for crass names to be on then so am I ;-)

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Congratulations on your new acquistition, i think the missus will like the handbag.

I should buy one for the mistress, good brainstorming.

Dailymail throws everything they have at Chelsea/Mourinho, they really hate us, but they ain't us.

Take it in the ass, "journalists"....

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Guardiola isn't coming here no chance. He'd have to sell 90% of the squad Mourinho built. The time to bring him in was the summer of 2012 but we reacted too late.

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Don't you know the brand?

Just a joke, forget it.

http://www.eurosport.co.uk/football/premier-league/2015-2016/jose-mourinho-begged-chelsea-not-to-sell-de-bruyne_sto4961797/story.shtml#uk-yh-rf

But yes, he is destroying the club... :rolleyes:

EDIT:

Sorry, too slow, my bad.

yeah , desperate to keep him for next seasons COC campaign. I don't believe those claims. you don't beg the board to keep him , you play him.

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guardiola would be a disaster. we are not a team for soft passing. i bet he would stick cesc up front , azpi in midfield and matic to cb. not even worth thinking about. ancelotti and emery are the only managers I can see out there.

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yeah , desperate to keep him for next seasons COC campaign. I don't believe those claims. you don't beg the board to keep him , you play him.

He got playing time in the league.

Sometimes things need more time.

KdB couldn't wait with the upcoming world cup, so he desperately wanted to leave and the club granted his wishes.

I can moan every day about that decision or take it like a man and get on with life.

For me, it's the last one.

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