Proof that the world has gone totally bonkers

[Unionjack 7,531]

A few daft laws from around this lovely world of ours that shows just how bloody bonkers its gone.

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes total sense eh!)

Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A soddin brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Glad I don't live in Indonesia! Much worse than going blind!')

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: Under Guam law it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute: Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (C'mon lads we have all known a girlie that was capable of doing that too when we have pissed them off!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool England - but only in tropical fish stores. (Liverpool eh!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (How many years of therapy would it take to recover from that?)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I'm guessing this must have been a hellova problem at one time to bring in a special law)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' Is this a great country or what? - Well,.... not as great as Guam!

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Musta been a bloody Gooner that volunteered for the test!)

The Ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weght and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of ??? Wish I had what they were smoking when they came up with the idea to research this!)

An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain (Apparently Ostritrichs are Gooners!)

Starfish don't have brains. (AND Starfish)

And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their ass. (And I thought Gooners had bad breath)

Right - Im off down the bucket shop for a flight to Guam!

[cosmicway 1,247]

The one strange law I find useful is that of UK concerning relieving one's self in public places.

The law states that if you cry in pain three times, the police cannot arrest you for doing damage to the environment.

It's a law made by the ancient kings of Britain, who were always democratic unlike those of the continent.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Dunno where you got this but some are complete bs, starting with the first sentence actually. Third is obviously wrong as well.

Here's a fact that proves that world is bonkers, though: People on the internet make up weird bullshit about random places and say they are 'facts' just to get a few clicks to their page/site!

[Unionjack 7,531]

Dunno where you got this but some are complete bs, starting with the first sentence actually. Third is obviously wrong as well.

Here's a fact that proves that world is bonkers, though: People on the internet make up weird bullshit about random places and say they are 'facts' just to get a few clicks to their page/site!

Or then again you could just take it like the bit of a craic its supposed to be.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Or then again you could just take it like the bit of a craic its supposed to be.

Oh, I did; but I thought you'd like to know that some are actually incorrect before you book that trip to Guam.....or Lebanon with hopes of fucking a cow!

[Unionjack 7,531]

Oh, I did; but I thought you'd like to know that some are actually incorrect before you book that trip to Guam.....or Lebanon with hopes of fucking a cow!

Ive never gone to bed with a cow - but might have woke up next to a couple.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Ive never gone to bed with a cow - but might have woke up next to a couple.

Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it

[Unionjack 7,531]

Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it

Why is it okay to kill a cow but the second you have sex with it, it is animal cruelty?