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‘Go to London! I guarantee you’ll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London,stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.’ Couldn't resist a bit of Partridge :P

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Doesn't exist the way American TV likes to interpret.

Spikes right. English girls are shocking. So is our food. And our culture.

Typical English slag: "Oi luv, howsabout I give ya a cheeky wankjob behind Nandos? Wanked off all yer mates, they a luv a bit of it"

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‘Go to London! I guarantee you’ll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London,stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.’ Couldn't resist a bit of Partridge :P

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Classic.

Partridge to Sonia on London

''Cockney Sonja is an area of London where criminals live. The police don't arrest them because - and they are strict about this - they only slaughter their own, and they have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say things like: 'mum' and 'stab'.''

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Holy f... When you said ali g I thought of this guy, but I always thought the man was Turkish LOL. Because there's a Turkish/Islamic as Ali. Now I'm shocked :D

You do know Ali G is Sacha Baron Cohen, right? AKA Borat & Bruno :lol:

If you're with your missus visit here: http://www.icebarlondon.com/

If you're not with her visit here: http://playboyclublondon.com/

Visit Leicester Sq at night. Go to the Odeon and watch a film, then go to a restaurant for dinner, visit a few clubs and then end the night in the Hippodrome Casino.

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Doesn't exist the way American TV likes to interpret.

Spikes right. English girls are shocking. So is our food. And our culture.

Food we can agree on, not that in matters now we're multicultural. As for culture, we invented football.. enough said.

Every country has their mix of girls, we happen to have the ones the entire world pine over like Emma Watson and the Doctor Who girls.

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In the grand scale there is, but you can't be coming to London looking for an actress-esque girl [emoji38]

Of course not. You're making it seem like there is nothing but grenades. There are beautiful girls everywhere and I'm going to find one in London an marry her[emoji16] [emoji4]. Don't crush my dream.
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