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jonaaibosk

Joke Thread

Started by jonaaibosk,

300 posts in this topic
A Czech visiting India goes for an eye check.
Ophthalmologist shows the letters 'CZWXNQSTACZ'
to the Czech, 'Can you read this?' he asks.
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'Read?' the Czech replies, 'I even know the Guy!!!
PS: It's just a joke, i hope Czech members here don't feel bad! Not the intention.

:lol: that's a bit too much but quality :lol:

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Ok this is a bit of sick joke so I'll put it in a spoiler for those easily offended dont read it.

If Internet bullying has taught us anything, it's that people would rather hang themselves than lose a bit of weight
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A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.


“Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”


“Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus.


The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: ”So, Seamus, how was your day?”


Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.


“The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”


“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.


“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir.” – says Seamus.


“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.


“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”


“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” – asks the doctor.


“I put drops in her eyes.” !!!!!


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Cadburys are bringing out an Oriental chocolate bar.....Could be a Chinese Wispa

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My mate said he is going to a fancy dress as an Italian Island.......I said don't be Sicily

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"It's a boy!"

Great thing to yell outside St Mary's hospital.

Horrible thing to yell in a Thai brothel.

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An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her.

She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.

The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole!!!

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My PC takes that long to shut down I have called it Nelson Mandela.

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Ok this is a bit of sick joke so I'll put it in a spoiler for those easily offended dont read it.

If Internet bullying has taught us anything, it's that people would rather hang themselves than lose a bit of weight

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!

I should have known I'd like that sort of humour :-)

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