Edinson Cavani Song

[CarefreeNY 2]

So a Cavani deal is approaching, and I was thinking of a chant we should make for him and this came to me.

He is Edinson Cavani (Clap Clap CaClap Clap Clap) The finest player on Chelsea, (Clap Clap CaClap Clap Clap)

Cuz he is Edinson Cavani, The finest player on Chelsea

Coming from Napoli, here to make us happily

X3

[Jase 43,479]

Think you are a bit quick to jump the gun here. Haven't even agreed the fee yet!

[JDY 1,290]

Lol

[CarefreeNY 2]

Yeah, but i hear that. It just came to me. While I was in the car.

[CarefreeNY 2]

According to Mediaset, Chelsea and Napoli have agreed a €58m (£49m) fee for striker Edinson Cavani. Although this has not been verified

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

Bit premature don't you think? Could end slightly embarrassing for you if he doesn't come.

Also he is hardly Chelsea's finest, even if he does sign tomorrow. He'd have a long way to go.

[CarefreeNY 2]

Yeah, it just flows. We're just so strong up top. Especially with us trying to add Jovetic, it'll only make us better.

[iceboy 992]

[CarefreeNY 2]

Thank you. And you actually think when United Supporters sign the Rooney chant they actually think he's the white pele? No! it flows.

[Backstreet09 499]

Too soon.

[Backstreet09 499]

Edinson fucking Cavani
Would fuck your whole family

See it rhyms aswell

[Kinol 337]

Or we can just do like this

[Special Juan 27,101]

Far too premature.

[Ollie 4,400]

Cavaniii Woah, Cavani woah, Benitez came along, he said fuck this i'm gone, Cavanii....

[Jase 43,479]

Considering he's not even a Chelsea player (perhaps for now), am moving this to the Football Banter section.

[Strike 6,961]

Finally, after Crespo, Kezman, Shevchencko, Torres we may get to sing this

"He scores when he wants, he scores when he waaants, Edinson Cavani! He scores when he wants"

[Spike 12,049]

We are going to look like such twatmasters if he doesn't sign.

[Strike 6,961]

We are going to look like such twatmasters if he doesn't sign.

twitter is blowing everything out of proportion isn't it? Long gone are the days when transfer rumours meant looking at the BBC or Guardian gossip column once a day