Fernando Torres

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Every time he touches the ball, a kitten dies somewhere.

Stop Torres, stop animal abuse,

[Rmpr 8,977]

I seriously thought he wouldnt get any worse, I am not even joking...

How will someone buy him for even 5mi?

[Milan 17,835]

I seriously thought he wouldnt get any worse, I am not even joking...

How will someone buy him for even 5mi?

I keep saying that over and over again. I can't believe it but he really is worse and worse. I couldn't believe it one year ago, I couldn't believe it months ago and man is we only knew... I can't believe it fucking now!

[Weckerz 3,781]

I seriously thought he wouldnt get any worse, I am not even joking...

How will someone buy him for even 5mi?

-Anzhi Makhachkala

-Terek Grozny

[Rmpr 8,977]

-Anzhi Makhachkala

-Terek Grozny

Shhhhhh, let them only see his Liverpool videos!

Yeah, I hope you are right...

[Pacquiao 1,834]

I seriously thought he wouldnt get any worse, I am not even joking...

How will someone buy him for even 5mi?

someone will pay a decent price for him because they will feel they can get Torres back to his best! it won't happen but i bet whichever club buys him will believe it.

[Jase 43,479]

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[Special Juan 27,093]

Say no more.

[Las7 951]

Our board specifically Gourley should hand in their fucking resignations - they ruined our season by making Torres undroppable, now they are making us the joke of Europe by selling Sturridge and leaving Torres the only senior striker in the squad for the Europa League. If it's all Roman's decision he should step down and put one of his children in charge.


"We've got Fernando Torres and Fernando Torres is the man that we will go forward with and Fernando Torres will score us the goals. We have no doubt that Fernando Torres is a world-class centre-forward and Fernando Torres will score goals for Chelsea. I’m not worried about Fernando at all. We've just won the Champions League and Fernando Torres played his part in that.”

That's what the fat c**t Ron said after our CL victory - go resign, you've no idea what you're doing

[Rmpr 8,977]

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This Gourley dude is the real problem, I think we should get rid of him asap!

[The only place to be 11,313]

Our board specifically Gourley should hand in their fucking resignations - they ruined our season by making Torres undroppable, now they are making us the joke of Europe by selling Sturridge and leaving Torres the only senior striker in the squad for the Europa League. If it's all Roman's decision he should step down and put one of his children in charge.

"We've got Fernando Torres and Fernando Torres is the man that we will go forward with and Fernando Torres will score us the goals. We have no doubt that Fernando Torres is a world-class centre-forward and Fernando Torres will score goals for Chelsea. I’m not worried about Fernando at all. We've just won the Champions League and Fernando Torres played his part in that.”

That's what the fat c**t Ron said after our CL victory - go resign, you've no idea what you're doing

So what should he have said? We overpaid and he's not the player he was? That would've been a genius fucking move wouldn't it?

At least you've got the bottle to say Roman should go - it's fucking ridiculous but at least you said it.

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This Gourley dude is the real problem, I think we should get rid of him asap!

Is he better or worse than Kenyon was? Who is more to blame?

[manpe 10,855]

Fernando Torres, THE BEST DEFENDER.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqLnwjbavgQ&feature=youtu.be

Lmao what a fucking useless twat. The pass by Lampard was sublime though, people would have gone berzerk if Pirlo had made that.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Is he better or worse than Kenyon was? Who is more to blame?

No no, Gourley is the source of all evil surronding Chelsea. We should impale him!

[The only place to be 11,313]

No no, Gourley is the source of all evil surronding Chelsea. We should impale him!

[Las7 951]

So what should he have said? We overpaid and he's not the player he was? That would've been a genius fucking move wouldn't it?

At least you've got the bottle to say Roman should go - it's fucking ridiculous but at least you said it.

Is he better or worse than Kenyon was? Who is more to blame?

It's not a matter of what the gimp said - it's the board's actions which are fucking ridiculous, his retarded comments are the tip of the iceberg.

Torres was finished and they put the club in the middle of the Ocean with no paddle by sancitioning we start the season with Torres as an automatic number one.

The board DIDN'T sign another striker

The board allowed Lukaku to go on loan

The board allowed Sturridge to be sold

The board sacked RDM

The board hired the FSW

The fact that the FSW is the perfect scapegoat doesn't change the fact that it's the board that fucked us over the season and they bare all the blame for the Floppes situation.

Kenyon seems like a fucking Nobel winning genius compared to the current gimps running the show, signing Sheva actually looks inspired compared to Floppes

[The only place to be 11,313]

It's not a matter of what the gimp said - it's the board's actions which are fucking ridiculous, his retarded comments are the tip of the iceberg.

Torres was finished and they put the club in the middle of the Ocean with no paddle by sancitioning we start the season with Torres as an automatic number one.

Torres cost £50 million - he had to be given every opportunity to succeed because of that investment and even up until December/January there were people on here thinking he might be returning to form. Let's not misremember history.

The board DIDN'T sign another striker

Ba. Plus they'd already spent £68 million on Lukaku and Torres.

The board allowed Lukaku to go on loan

So the board let a player that some people on here were saying wasn't good enough go on loan and now everyone wants him back because he's awesome.

Let's not misremember history....again.

The board allowed Sturridge to be sold

Sold a player for twice what he was bought for, on an expiring contract without much likelihood of him being used - replaced him with Moses and Ba.

The board sacked RDM

Yes they did.

The board hired the FSW

Yep.

The fact that the FSW is the perfect scapegoat doesn't change the fact that it's the board that fucked us over the season and they bare all the blame for the Floppes situation.

Kenyon seems like a fucking Nobel winning genius compared to the current gimps running the show, signing Sheva actually looks inspired compared to Floppes

Kenyon looks like a genius because people don't seem to be able to make the link between the mistakes made under his tenure with what's going on now. The board are the perfect scapegoat - they always are at every club who are struggling, especially when fans are too scared to blame the owner in case he picks up his toys and goes home.

Does Ancelotti get none of the blame for the signing of Torres? Does Roman?

It was a massive mistake that hangs around this clubs neck like a millstone, but he will go and we'll continue building. Right now the mob is angry and they want an easy target.

[manpe 10,855]

It's not a matter of what the gimp said - it's the board's actions which are fucking ridiculous, his retarded comments are the tip of the iceberg.

Torres was finished and they put the club in the middle of the Ocean with no paddle by sancitioning we start the season with Torres as an automatic number one.

The board DIDN'T sign another striker

The board allowed Lukaku to go on loan

The board allowed Sturridge to be sold

The board sacked RDM

The board hired the FSW

The fact that the FSW is the perfect scapegoat doesn't change the fact that it's the board that fucked us over the season and they bare all the blame for the Floppes situation.

Kenyon seems like a fucking Nobel winning genius compared to the current gimps running the show, signing Sheva actually looks inspired compared to Floppes

True. Torres has had 2 full years at Chelsea, 2 full floppy years, but the club has done absolutely nothing to rectify this multimillion mistake. In fact they made it worse by doing the things you said (making him automatic nr. 1 despite having had a horrible season previously and all that other shit). It's amazing how clueless that is, we have probably the most stubborn board in the world... and not the good kind of stubborn, but the kind of stubborn which drags you down.

Imagine Barcelona, Man United or Real sticking with a striker like Torres after their legendary striker has just left. Seriously, imagine Real declaring they're going to make someone like Torres their automatic nr. 1 after Raul left. That would be just amazing, we would be laughing at them, their fans would be fuming, they would actually suffer greatly in terms of results. Yet we are that kind of clowns and nobody is even surprised because that is what you would already expect from the clueless cunts up top.

[Peace. 4,352]

My fear is that we will be stuck with him past the summer.

He is on a £180k per week wage. Right now, there is not a lot of teams capable to afford such a wage. On the one hand, there are the few power houses in Europe ; but it will never cross their minds to sign the wonder-horse. On the second hand, you have the exotic clubs from Russia, China, and arabian peninsula. They seem to be or sole help. Though I doubt it will happen. Yeah, they spend silly money on players past their prime or on some overrated dudes (Hulk). But I doubt that spending big money on flops is their style. I think that the kind of players they "like" to buy is either the ex-star who is near the retirement, or the flavor of the month. Anyway, what ever kind of footballer it is, the players bought seldom come with the label "flop" or "laughing stock" on their back, but rather with good rep. I really do fail to see why on earth they would do that.

Which leaves us with Atletico. Even if we sell him on the cheap, I fail to imagine that happening. Even if he takes a 50% pay cut, his wage would still be about £90k per week (£4,3 millions per year). First off, it still is a lot for a player with such a low level of football. Especially for a team like Atletico. They are not riding on gold, they cannot afford to give a high wage to whoever. Considering that Falcao's wages is approximatively of 4 millions euro per year (that's the only figure I could find), it would be stunning to see them giving more wages to that flop than what they are giving to their player who is regarded as the best striker. And even if they sell Falcao, I cannot believe that they would give that amount of money for someone unable to be their best player. And I don't even think that the ladyboy would be willing to take this 50% pay cut and thus earning as much as he was at Loserpool ; that would be a major back step for a 29 years-old player.

And the problem is that he is getting worse and worse. The more time will pass by, the more his sale will get. Since his goal against Brentford, he hasn't scored for 641 minutes (10h41). We should have sell him last summer, when somehow he managed to win that gold boot and was awarded with a CL and European Champion medals. That was the only time where is profil was looking good. But instead, that mug of Gourlay decided to make him our unquestionable and unbenchable number one striker. *Shake my head*

And to buy buy out his contract ? At the end of the season, he will have roughly 30 remaining months on his contract. Which means that we will have to spend £21,6 millions. That is not feasible. We can also throw him in the reserve like Malouda, but he will still be eating away £180 per week. If we do keep him, he will be a major hindrance !

He is really a curse. He's single handedly dragging our club to the ground. And I fear he will keep doing so for at least one more season.