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What The Chelsea Players Got For Christmas

Started by Wilson,

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Torres got a penis

Malouda got football skills (i know it science fiction)

Kalou got respect from the Chelsea supporters.

Villas Boas got a title run

Luiz got stop running across the half line mode.

Cole got Cheryl Cole up the arse.

Cech got eyeglasses

Meireles got a Liverpool fans card

Ramires got how to finish one on one

Lampard got you are not old you are still world class guide

Mata got 20cm in height.

Sturridge got dancing skill guide

Drogba got 20 hookers in his room for carrying us so far this season.

Josh got a chocolate fuck off from Rodwell

Romeu got a Barcelona card and warm wishes for him to return just like Cesc did.

Essien got a own web site to post his cool blogs

Ivanović got a starting position when he does well

Mikel got transfered for not being needed.

Lukaku got his Drogba shirt signed and a poster with Torres being shit,you know for the morale.

Paulo got a Zoro mask

Turnbull got...well i don't know.

Alex got a transfer where he can play for another year and be benched again.

Bertrand got a Fa Cup sub appearance against Oxford United home when we are 7-0 up.

Hilario got a retirement cheque

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