Eva Carneiro Appreciation Thread

[zolayes 14,489]

Ivanovic has been called out

that was more like a cup than a bucket ,,, she needs to grow some balls ....PERHAPS NOT

[kellzfresh 7,226]

that was more like a cup than a bucket ,,, she needs to grow some balls come to me..

Fixed

[Roquila 1,335]

I would crawl naked through broken glass and dive into a volcano while drinking bleach just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

Got this from facebook lol

[xPetrCechx 13,546]

LOL! BRANA STOP BE A CHICKEN!!!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I would crawl naked through broken glass and dive into a volcano while drinking bleach just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

Got this from facebook lol

Deactivate your Facebook account. NOW!

[Cosmin 2,484]

She looks very good and everything, but there's something about her voice. I kind of want to make her scream and after that have her read me some bedtime stories

[Roquila 1,335]

Deactivate your Facebook account. NOW!

Where do i get my weird stories then ?

[Ahmed Fathi 1]

where did she take the challenge and who pouring the water over her head ??

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Where do i get my weird stories then ?

@Stingray, can you 'help' this poor man?

[Roquila 1,335]

@Stingray, can you 'help' this poor man?

He's too busy these days. He's on 4chan/b/ all day.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

He's too busy these days. He's on 4chan/b/ all day.

Well then there you go, there's your source of weird stories!

[Stingray 9,441]

@Stingray, can you 'help' this poor man?

He's too busy these days. He's on 4chan/b/ all day.

Ow you ladies! Im still here :-)

@roquila: http://www.gaydemon.com/stories/first_time/

[Roquila 1,335]

Ow you ladies! Im still here :-)

@roquila: http://www.gaydemon.com/stories/first_time/

why do i click on a link with the name 'gaydemon' ?

[Stingray 9,441]

why do i click on a link with the name 'gaydemon' ?

everybody does it :-)

[Jype 6,398]

http://www.gaydemon.com/stories/first_time/

Do I even want to know how you found that?

[kellzfresh 7,226]

No one worried about willian

[Term-X 7,891]

where did she take the challenge and who pouring the water over her head ??

Probably in the training ground showers at cobham, all staff are allowed to use the players shower. She has to be 'in and around' the dressing room on match days to keep an eye on the players, so she'll be used to seeing them walk around in the nude etc. Lampard has spoken about how Mourinho used to join him in the shower, all staff members can use them.. they won't build a separate one for Eva.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Probably in the training ground showers at cobham, all staff are allowed to use the players shower. She has to be 'in and around' the dressing room on match days to keep an eye on the players, so she'll be used to seeing them walk around in the nude etc. Lampard has spoken about how Mourinho used to join him in the shower, all staff members can use them.. they won't build a separate one for Eva.