Roquila

GAZUMPED LMAO

https://streamable.com/5sbzv LOOOOOOOOOOL

Shades of 2015/2016.. This time it's the boards fault. I just hope our board isn't dumb enough to sack the manager this time because if they do then hell will reign all over them. I can't see a repeat of 2016/2017 happening after that shitty season in 15/16, it's kinda was a wonder season.

I thought you went to China with Oscar. No?

Do you roll the fags in condoms or just smoke them raw?

I know children from Syria with more optimism than you...

My boy toni is delusional. Nobody was patient lol. Welcome to Chelsea Toni !

It doesn't matter what we did or what we didn't do. The reality is that Lukaku is a Manchester United player.

Just like 2 years ago, when we signed djilowhatever and hector. Shades of 2015...

Well, if this one happens then I will come to three conclusions. 1) Our board is one of the worst in club football. 2) Our pre-season will be awkward and will bring the team morale down. 3) Mourinho has a HUGE grudge on Chelsea and I am disliking him more and more. Things are getting a bit ridiculous and I'm wondering what our board is actually doing. I remember people saying things like 'It's only pre-season', 'It's only the first game of the season' , 'We will eventually sign x(insert random rumored name)' the last time we we won the title and slept in the summer. I have no clue how boards and such things work but I'm really starting to believe they are incompetent, which is quite surprising based on the fact that Roman is a fucking billionaire and he should know when someone incompetent is ruining his business(club).

Lukaku - He left because we signed Samuel fucking Eto'o instead of trying to develop a striker which we all knew had world class potential. Torres - Ba - Eto'o, this strikeforce was better than Lukaku in Joses opinion. De Bruyne - Nothing to say here Schurrle - If I remember correctly, Schurrle was pretty good off the bench and I still think he would be a good back-up Bertrand - Again, good LB/LWB back-up Felipe Luis - Don't get me started Juan Mata - Another good option to have off the bench to unlock games. Let's not talk about Salah/Cuadrado who were so badly coached and treated that any thought given to that situation would just anger me.

I'm not upset that we've missed out on him. I am upset because the board showed 0 intent this transfer window. This "matched bid" looked really fishy and panicky. This transfer saga won't help the club at all.

Juan Mata Kevin de Bruyne Romelu Lukaku Andre Schurrle Ryan Bertrand WHAT A LEGEND MOU IS!

boyhood club my ass

You know it's unreliable and fake as fuck when the tweet(or anything else) starts with 'BOOM'.