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About Drogba11CFC

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    First Team Regular
  • Birthday 06/27/1990

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  • Gender Male
  • Location England
  • Fan Since Not Telling
  • First Match Chelsea 3-0 Sheff Weds
  • Memory Back to Back Titles
    Winning the Champion's League
  1. Joke Thread

    America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended) Mark Clattenburg is due on the pitch for a Chelsea-Liverpool game and is nowhere to be seen. The FA representative goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room and says, "Hey, Mark, why are you in here and not on the pitch?" Clattenburg says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that my wife gave me." Representative: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch." David: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now." Representative: "What's the puzzle of?" Clattenburg: "It's a tiger." The representative looks over Clattenburg's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and says, "For fuck's sake! Put the Frosties back in the box and get out on the pitch!"
  2. The Pub - Discuss Anything

  3. John Terry

    This is how I see this trial...
  4. Last Film You Watched

    Support Your Local Gunfighter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSeViuN8-7c Breakheart Pass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PvV4KV0ehM Cactus Jack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=227RnUZCL9w&feature=related
  5. Politics & Stuff

    http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=2.38&soc=2.15 Although I think I'm more UKIP than Tory.
  6. The FM Thread

    Romeu was criminally underrated in FM09. My current lineup (for a trip to Molyneux): Asenjo Ivanovic Alex Terry Kolarov Ramires Camacho Lampard Assulin King* Zhirkov *Danny King, a young striker on loan from Newcastle. Touted as being potentially as good as Aguero.
  7. The FM Thread

    I'm currently unsure as to whether I should let Real Madrid buy Giorgio Chiellini for £42.5M in the January transfer window.
  8. The FM Thread

    My last lineup was: Cech Bosingwa (Ivanovic 70) Alex Terry Chiellini Essien Mikel Lampard Cole (Ljajic 90) Aguero (Drogba 75) Zhirkov Beat Liverpool 2-0.
  9. The FM Thread

    In my game, they spent £28M on Amauri and he came off the bench once.
  10. The FM Thread

    http://www.thedugout.net/community/showthread.php?t=64203 Here's how my FM career is so far, right up to the latest match.
  11. The FM Thread

    There have been a few shocks in the Champion's League... In my first season, Arsenal failed to qualify from their group, finishing behind Roma and Atletico Madrid. The following year, Barcelona were also knocked out at the group stage. The same fate befell Germany (damn fake names) at the World Cup. England lost to Spain, the eventual winners, on penalties in the semifinals. This year, Barcelona didn't even qualify.
  12. The FM Thread

    Here's my 11/12 squad in FM09: GK: 01. Petr Cech, 22. Bogdan Lobont, 30. Sergio Asenjo DF: 02. Braislav Ivanovic, 03. Aleksandar Kolarov, 06. Giorgio Chiellini, 17. Jose Bosingwa, 19. Paulo Ferreira, 26. John Terry, 33. Alex, 41. Sam Hutchinson, 42. Slobodan Rajkovic MF: 05. Michael Essien, 07. Ramires, 08. Frank Lampard, 12. John Obi Mikel, 24. Ignacio Camacho, 48. Michael Woods FW (Inc. Wingers): 09. Sergio Aguero, 10. Joe Cole, 11. Didier Drogba, 15. Gai Assulin, 18. Yuri Zhirkov, 21. Saloman Kalou, 23. Henri Saivet, 39. Nicolas Anelka, 44. Adem Ljajic Club Honours: Premier League: 2011 FA Cup: 2009, 2010 UEFA Champion's League: 2009, 2011 My Champion's League group contains Porto, Galatasaray and Red Bull Salzburg. Man City got Real Madrid and Inter
  13. Has anyone realised that the Barca 09 ref shared the same first name as Lord Voldemort?

  14. Sky are so far up Utd's arse you'd need Exlax to dislodge them.

  15. Got my David Luiz shirt!