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About Drogba11CFC

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    First Team Regular
  • Birthday 06/27/1990

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  • Gender Male
  • Location England
  • Fan Since Not Telling
  • First Match Chelsea 3-0 Sheff Weds
  • Memory Back to Back Titles
    Winning the Champion's League
  1. Joke Thread

    America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended) Mark Clattenburg is due on the pitch for a Chelsea-Liverpool game and is nowhere to be seen. The FA representative goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room and says, "Hey, Mark, why are you in here and not on the pitch?" Clattenburg says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that my wife gave me." Representative: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch." David: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now." Representative: "What's the puzzle of?" Clattenburg: "It's a tiger." The representative looks over Clattenburg's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and says, "For fuck's sake! Put the Frosties back in the box and get out on the pitch!"
  2. The Pub - Discuss Anything

  3. John Terry

    This is how I see this trial...
  4. Last Film You Watched

    Support Your Local Gunfighter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSeViuN8-7c Breakheart Pass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PvV4KV0ehM Cactus Jack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=227RnUZCL9w&feature=related
  5. Politics & Stuff

    http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=2.38&soc=2.15 Although I think I'm more UKIP than Tory.
  6. Has anyone realised that the Barca 09 ref shared the same first name as Lord Voldemort?

  7. Sky are so far up Utd's arse you'd need Exlax to dislodge them.

  8. Got my David Luiz shirt!

  9. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    I'm thinking of taking out a super injunction following new rules by the Dark Lord Tugendhat (who we shall now refer to as He-who-must-not-be-named/You-Know-Who) saying that soon they will be banned. His picture was in the Mail today, I hope it's photocopied and put up around the SB ticket offices with a label saying "Do not sell to this man."
  10. Gotta make up a new chant before Sept 25

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    2. Drogba11CFC


      It's supposed to be aimed at Man City. I've thought of one about Craig Bellamy, based on "Kyle's Mom" from South Park.

    3. epicsarah-ous


      Bellend is a big moany bitch A stupid moany bitch he Creeps all the boys and girls

    4. epicsarah-ous


      Bellend is a big moany bitch A stupid moany bitch he Creeps all the boys and girls

  11. hates that smug Gerrard cunt!

    1. Jose Nyarko

      Jose Nyarko

      how dont say u are right

  12. Rate The Sig Or Ava Above From A Scale From 1-10

    Ava-8/10 Sig-7/10
  13. The European Leagues and Competition Thread

    Madrid are definitely out...Chelsea and Liverpool failing to play each other in the semis would probs cause the universe to implode.
  14. The European Leagues and Competition Thread

    The headline on the back page of the Mail today was "Jose ref rage"...
  15. The European Leagues and Competition Thread

    Liverpool finished 2nd in their group in 04/05 and won the tournament, as did Porto in 03/04.