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Alan Partridge

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About Alan Partridge

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  • Birthday 01/15/1988

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  • Gender Male
  • Location Essex
  • Fan Since 1995

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  1. Chelsea banned for TWO transfer windows

    Who was responsible for this and are they being sacked?
  2. Next Manager?

    I think people need to chill with the Lampard talk. He took Derby from 6th to 6th. The premier league is miles ahead of the league Derby are in. Give him a few seasons before we even consider him for manager. We sacked Di Matteo after a champions league win. If Lampard failed to get instant results he would be sacked no question. I'd rather Jose over Rafa. Let's be honest our choices are piss poor. If we are transfer banned I have faith Jose could keep us in the top 4 until we can buy again. It looks like a lot of the players Jose clashed with have moved on now but as we know he has a meltdown during a 3rd season.
  3. Next Manager?

    I just have a feeling it's going to be Jose.
  4. Next Manager?

    Rather Jose than Lamps. Would hate to see the club sack Lampard.
  5. Anthony Martial

    He won’t stay at United but I can’t see them selling to us.
  6. Thibaut Courtois

    Sell him. Shit attitude and clearly thinks he’s better than he is.
  7. 6. Danny Drinkwater

    Buying him was beyond stupid. He can work hard but he is very average . Last seasons deals really reminded me of Jose’s meltdown season when we bought shit like Sidwell. No more class 3 eggs!
  8. Gonzalo Higuain

    His goal record is good. He would never be my first choice especially considering his age but if he can bang in goals I’m happy with that. Hopefully Moratta plays better under Sarri. It’s hard to judge him off of 1 season. I remember fans getting on Drogbas case after his first season here.
  9. Jean Seri

    Unless it’s Mbappe
  10. The Conte Thread

    Don’t want him to see out his contract. He can’t get a team that has Hazard, Willian, Cesc and Morata to produce a shot on goal in 90 minutes. Hes caused too much drama and none of the players have came out and backed him. Not really sure how the club don’t mind spunking millions on shitty players that we never used but won’t sack him and pay his compensation.
  11. Next Manager?

    This club is ran by too many people with no clue about football or how to run a successful club. City learnt from our and their own mistakes but we continue to piss about every season. Its beyond boring now
  12. Next Manager?

    Have a good ol holiday whilst our club is in a right state.. Every bit of business we do is at a snails pace these days
  13. Next Manager?

    From the outside it’s hard to see this club as anything other than an absolute mess.
  14. Next Manager?

    Zidane has resigned
  15. The Conte Thread

    League title in 1st season FA Cup in 2nd Doesn’t sound too bad but I personally don’t want to watch another season of this poor excuse for football. His subs are often too late and his tactics are ugly. The board didn’t back him but I can’t see how this team would be playing any different. The squad needs huge changes and I don’t think his style of play should warrant huge investment. I personally would rather someone else come in who plays exciting football and not this dinosaur style of play. Invest in a new philosophy Even Hazard just had a dig at our boring play