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The Mak

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About The Mak

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    Mikel - The turd that won't flush
  • Birthday December 11

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  • Gender Male
  • Location Dublin
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Ngolo Kante
  • Fan Since 1996

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  1. Mateo Kovacic

    Was this after she sent a carrier pigeon to Maradona? She is about as useful as a glass hammer.
  2. The Board

    Unless a miracle happens, i.e. we sign: Kepa, Kovacic and a winger under 30 (Martial for Willian?) AT LEAST, the board should be hung, drawn and quartered. If we're not saving for a stadium anymore, where the fuck is the investment now???
  3. Thibaut Courtois

    Madrid fans are going to eat him alive. Gets beaten at his near post faaaaar too often. Be really nice to get Kovacic in return.
  4. Thibaut Courtois

    Let him go get beaten at his near post somewhere else then. His attitude always stank. Best in the world at defending his area and being a prick. Overrated in every other aspect.
  5. The Conte Thread

    When I look at some player's performances yesterday compared to Barcelona (e.g. Willian), I can't help but feel sorry for him. OK, at times it does feel like Conte doesn't care as much but that is also on the players. It's a two-way street. Who started feeling that way first is an irrelevant chicken-egg debate. We're in a place now where we're running out of top managers to choose from. My first thoughts are that he should stay and be backed in the summer - I think we will do well next year if we've fewer competitions to think about. But I also don't want this year-over-year yo-yo season shit to continue. I also don't think there is a better manager out there to choose from. If the air can be cleared during the summer, I'd like him to stay. Regardless, the fact remains that we need more investment if we want to challenge on all fronts. The board will not change though. The likes of City will continue to spend big (despite their very inflated/imaginary 'revenue streams') and we will scrape around in the bargain bins. Hey, at least we go big or go home in recent years (win the league or be shit). Which means next year....
  6. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    It's like Willian just doesn't want to play football anymore.
  7. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    Christensen has always played well in every game this season. Delighted we have him. Great player.
  8. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    Ah look, captain useless has a boo boo. Imagine having Gary Cahill, the epitome of confidence, as your leader. ffs.
  9. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    Look at that 'wall' ffs - two men apart. Look at Azpi nowhere near his man. They look like they don't give a fuck. Embarrassments.
  10. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    Disgraceful performance.
  11. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    lol, Tibo it's at you mate. Beetr chance saving it if he just stood there ffs.
  12. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    Kante does more for us in terms of fluidity and control of a game than Fabregas. Not just saying this because he isn't fit and absence etc., it's true. Fabregas is supposed to control the game when put in midfield, but 9/10 he doesn't do it because he can't. Couldn't even do it against Palace, the worst team in the league. His passing ability is overrated, often gives the ball away, 9/10 his long balls over the top only give possession back to the opposition, can't take a set-piece, can't tackle, leaves massive gaps in midfield, slow to get back and easily bypassed. I'm sorry, but I just do not know what he brings to the team.
  13. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    Azpi having a mare right now. Need Rudi on before he fucks up again.
  14. Chelsea 0-1 Man City

    lol, we didn't play well and Conte got it wrong but lots of people spouting shite here now. Time to leave.
  15. Chelsea 0-1 Man City

    Fuck off Willian throwing up your arms. The last person in the team to give the 'I'm the only one trying' act. Piss off.