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The Mak

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About The Mak

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    Mikel - The turd that won't flush
  • Birthday December 11

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  • Location Dublin
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Ngolo Kante
  • Fan Since 1996

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  1. Arsenal 2-0 Chelsea

    I'm convinced Sarri cannot handle managing a big club. His Sarri-ball nonsense may work for smaller teams, but when you already have 50-60%+ of the ball due to being the bigger team, you have to find out how to break teams down. Playing Hazard as a false nine and CONTINUALLY CROSSING THE BALL TO PLAYERS WELL UNDER 6 FEET is certainly not the way. He is struggling immensely when he comes up against any sort of quality, has no plan B, is tactically naive and stubborn. The board got what they wanted anyway. A yes man. Well, that yes man may as well drive all of our best players to the airport because they will not stick around for this bullshit. If he wasn't gone before, Hazard is definitely gone now with these terrible tactics and teammates. CHO too. Luiz back to his worst. Willain and Alonso combo = Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-dee. Kovacic completely anonymous as usual. Hazard didn't care towards the end. Even Azpi had a bad game. Fuck the board.
  2. Chelsea 2-1 Newcastle

    Give the ball to Hazard with his back to goal when marked by about 6 Newcastle players. Great fucking tactic this is. Do exactly what Rafa wants. Fucking sort it our Sarri ffs.
  3. 10. Willian

    Dogshit. Should have been sold a long time ago.
  4. 5. Jorginho

    Suicidal player to have in front of the defence. Presses high up the pitch and vacates so much free space to attack when he inevitably fails to win the ball. About as stupid as asking Fabregas to be the only CDM. Ridiculous tactics.
  5. Mateo Kovacic

    Was this after she sent a carrier pigeon to Maradona? She is about as useful as a glass hammer.
  6. The Board

    Unless a miracle happens, i.e. we sign: Kepa, Kovacic and a winger under 30 (Martial for Willian?) AT LEAST, the board should be hung, drawn and quartered. If we're not saving for a stadium anymore, where the fuck is the investment now???
  7. Thibaut Courtois

    Madrid fans are going to eat him alive. Gets beaten at his near post faaaaar too often. Be really nice to get Kovacic in return.
  8. Thibaut Courtois

    Let him go get beaten at his near post somewhere else then. His attitude always stank. Best in the world at defending his area and being a prick. Overrated in every other aspect.
  9. The Conte Thread

    When I look at some player's performances yesterday compared to Barcelona (e.g. Willian), I can't help but feel sorry for him. OK, at times it does feel like Conte doesn't care as much but that is also on the players. It's a two-way street. Who started feeling that way first is an irrelevant chicken-egg debate. We're in a place now where we're running out of top managers to choose from. My first thoughts are that he should stay and be backed in the summer - I think we will do well next year if we've fewer competitions to think about. But I also don't want this year-over-year yo-yo season shit to continue. I also don't think there is a better manager out there to choose from. If the air can be cleared during the summer, I'd like him to stay. Regardless, the fact remains that we need more investment if we want to challenge on all fronts. The board will not change though. The likes of City will continue to spend big (despite their very inflated/imaginary 'revenue streams') and we will scrape around in the bargain bins. Hey, at least we go big or go home in recent years (win the league or be shit). Which means next year....
  10. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    It's like Willian just doesn't want to play football anymore.
  11. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    Christensen has always played well in every game this season. Delighted we have him. Great player.
  12. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    Ah look, captain useless has a boo boo. Imagine having Gary Cahill, the epitome of confidence, as your leader. ffs.
  13. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    Look at that 'wall' ffs - two men apart. Look at Azpi nowhere near his man. They look like they don't give a fuck. Embarrassments.
  14. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    Disgraceful performance.
  15. Chelsea 3-3 Roma

    lol, Tibo it's at you mate. Beetr chance saving it if he just stood there ffs.