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Magic Lamps

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About Magic Lamps

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  • Birthday 10/28/1993

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  • Fan Since 2004
  • First Match Tottenham 0 - 1 Chelsea

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  1. The English Football Thread

    the root of it is the same, an incompetent board underinvesting in the brand, signing and selling the wrong players
  2. 9. Tammy Abraham

    I never said drogba was a great goalscorer. I also never said Tammy scores too few. His numbers are alright. So,again, it’s not about the goals he scores but about those he misses. He usually folds when we really need him to score. He scores a lot but he also misses a lot the latter especially when it matters most. Ronaldo and Messi almost always score when it matters most.
  3. 9. Tammy Abraham

    Should have decided the match today. This is why imo he will never be an absolute top striker. Top strikers score when it matters most which are exactly the kind of situations where Tammy is most wasteful. Maybe lamps will eventually iron it out but a striker who loses his cool just when it matters most is exactly what you don’t want. He will always score enough, don’t get me wrong but sometimes it’s not only about how many you score but how many you miss.
  4. The English Football Thread

    We have had that week rest again. They too played in midweek. St. James is a horrid place to come to but we must not be affected by the circumstances, just keep our cool and we should be superior all over the pitch.
  5. General Transfer Talk

    I would take Kolasinac off them in a heartbeat. Average footballer but absolute beast and great character to have in the dressing room. Also IMO still better than Alonso and Emerson in current form
  6. The English Football Thread

    no worries. manure will win fuck all this season and a game in midweek for our two fiercest top 4 competitiors fits exactly the definition of an added bonus, esp with Rashfords injury. There is no way the scouse lose to them so I can see our lead being at least 7 points if we keep our shit together this weekend.
  7. General Transfer Talk

    which signings?^^
  8. Chelsea 3-0 Burnley

    I like how Tarkowski's and Pope's undercut hairstyles accentuate their jug ears.
  9. Chelsea 3-0 Burnley

    games like Southampton, Burnley or Everton which should be comfortable for us we keep fucking up. But sides that are usually super uncomfortable to play like Burnley, Spurs, Wolves we have whopped so far. It is a really enigmatic season.
  10. Chelsea 3-0 Burnley

    we have been as mediocre as usual at home but one moment of madness from tarkowski and one moment of brilliance from Reece is all it takes to turn a game that we would be losing 1-0 to one that we might win. And this vs one of the toughest side in the league. Goals change games.
  11. Chelsea 3-0 Burnley

    I think we are gonna win this. We have usually won when we had a full week rest, I think because of lack of rotation, players still learning Lamps's tactics and how much freshness is instrumental to our style of play. Absolute must-win given how we (albeit luckily) hammered them in their stadium, so they will be up for it. Would not be surprised if we turn in a predictable puker like in our last few pl home games.
  12. The English Football Thread

    Tbf they played much better as a team without Kane. Also Kane is a big game bottler.
  13. The English Football Thread

    Liverpool will fall to Tottenham, I have a feeling. Mourinho takes ridiculous pride in beating the champions-elect. Remember how he fawned about us doing the double over pool and City in 2014 yet we ended up with fuck all cos he could not break up the shittiest teams in the league.
  14. The Board

    The loss is irrelevant but the stagnation in revenue is alarming if you look at how other big clubs around us grew. 14.5 growth on the commercial side indicates that we should invest more in building our brand globally. Also I would be interested in seeing how change in first team management affected the bottom line exactly as I would have thought that Sarris effective sale should have been cost neutral.
  15. The English Football Thread

    Excellent. We increased our lead for top 4 by a point today.... At this rate we will finish 4th with like 57 points lol.