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Magic Lamps

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About Magic Lamps

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    Lamps's Left Hemisphere
  • Birthday 10/28/1993

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  • Fan Since 2004
  • First Match Tottenham 0 - 1 Chelsea

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  1. Chelsea v Bayern Munich

    Goretzka out is huge. They lose a physical presence, goal threat and organizer in midfield. Tolisso and Thiago have not harmonized that good in midfield so far. They have pace and quick feet all over the place but they lack strength and height, if they field the same XI like vs Paderborn which I think is probable bar maybe Müller for Coutinho they will not have an outfield player above 6ft which might give us a slight advantage on set pieces. Also Giroud will be vital. He should be able to secure tons of balls with Alaba and Kimmich playing CB. The other possibility is that they roll out Boateng to match Giroud's power but he is a a bit of a liability. I wish we would have Pulisic and RLC for this game cos they would cut right thorugh that midfield. I fear we are gonna see Barkley again after his ok performance on the weekend. but it will be risky going for an almost pace-less line-up vs such a fleet-footed side so I am leaning towards Willian over Barks.
  2. Chelsea v Bayern Munich

    I gave Every Bayern fan (so about 50% of all Germans) so much stick in that glorious night In Munich we better fuckin win this. not optimistic tho. They are known to bottle big matches but they are just so much better than us individually in about every position on the field that I just can’t see us getting anything better than a lucky draw here. I just hope it won’t be embarrassing .
  3. Chelsea - Spurs

    What a difference Giroud and Alonso make. They are both not quick but they know how to strike a ball and risk a shot. Result we score from two half chances. Tammy in the other hand fails to score from 3 yards. Iberisch Lamps would have started Giroud earlier. Epic win. Pile the pressure on spurs and the others. At 88mins I was thinking wow a cleansheet with Caballero and then he fails to keep that Murmel out. Really should do better at his near post. Anyway. I have a feeling we will see 3 at the back vs Bayern again and kante out could be a blessing in disguise given how coherent we look with mount Jorginho kovacic
  4. Chelsea - Spurs

    Son and Kane our does not really make a difference. The team manUre fielded on Mon was a pile of shit as well. We tore their Defence to shreds, created a gazillion chances like we always do and then almost on purpose somehow miss them all. As long as we are this wasteful every team in the world can beat us. It started under Conte again, then under Sarri and now we are at our worst in terms of conversion. Our attack and Defence are average at best and out goalies and centeforwards are average and out of form. No wonder we are leaking goals and scoring none. The failed Jan transfer window cost us top4 And probably top 5 as well.
  5. The European Leagues & Competitions Thread V2

    we could have and still can easily afford haaland and not even our board is stupid enough to pass up on him. But there is no way he will ever chose us and that was already the case before Dortmund snapped him. Dortmund was always meant to be his stepstone to further his development.
  6. The European Leagues & Competitions Thread V2

    what a shot, that must have been like 120kmh. in terms of being this high level at such a young age, i can only think of Mbappe himself right there.
  7. The European Leagues & Competitions Thread V2

    they still choked that away at Juve
  8. The European Leagues & Competitions Thread V2

    Thats Haaland, he has basically the same physical and technical attributes as Tammy but yet Tamy would have probably somehow managed to dive past that rebound. Thats the difference in mental strength to handle this sort of pressure and focus
  9. Chelsea 0-2 Man Utd

    it was so coming. every single one here predicted it. i am out
  10. Chelsea 0-2 Man Utd

    clear and obvious freekick
  11. Chelsea 0-2 Man Utd

    the ref is such a disgusting piece of shit what a corrupted asshole
  12. Chelsea 0-2 Man Utd

    batshuayi really is hopeless no confidence whatsoever
  13. Chelsea 0-2 Man Utd

    matic is still a donkey
  14. Chelsea 0-2 Man Utd

    we are masters at the art of failing by the tiniest of margins
  15. Chelsea 0-2 Man Utd

    Batshuayi is so talented as wasting easy chances in big games