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Everything posted by Azpinator

  1. Chelsea - Watford

    Alright, know-it-all, you know it all, we get it.
  2. Crystal Palace 2-1 Chelsea

    Oh well, time to sit in the dark and listen to sad Adele ballads like a sad basic bitch.
  3. Crystal Palace 2-1 Chelsea

    What middle-of-the-road football is this?
  4. The English Football Thread

    The Godfather of attractive attacking football is at it yet again. Shocking.
  5. Diego Costa

    If you're insinuating that Costa is cut from same cloth as Drogba (quality-wise) then I happily disagree. Didier, despite the times in which he was critisized, is comfortably superior in my opinion, from his fighting spirit to his free-kick and aerial skills. I don't think this matter should ever be discussed to be honest.
  6. Diego Costa

    Why do people keep saying that and pretend like the 2015/16 season didn't exist? There were times when we fans actually wanted fucking Traore to start instead of him. He's not Drogba. He will never reach the class level of someone like Drogba. For me he will be remembered as the striker who scored almost as many goals as Salomon Kalou, which is an insult to veteran Kalou in my honest fucked-up opinion.
  7. Diego Costa

    Bye, Felicia! Thanks for the memories and shit.
  8. 9. Álvaro Morata

    The worst part is that some Chelsea fans have already adopted those second-hand opinions.
  9. 9. Álvaro Morata

    You mean Cesc, Azpi and Willian. Our wingbacks' crossing abilities have been embarrassing.
  10. 14. Tiemoue Bakayoko

    This is boner-worthy:
  11. Chelsea 0-0 Arsenal

    Like the way he pressurized PSG's defence 2 years in a row? Give me a break!
  12. Chelsea 0-0 Arsenal

    My thoughts in the last 20 mins: "Starting Cahill is just a tactical decision." "Starting Cahill is just a tactical decision." "Gotta take a shit." "Starting Cahill is just a tactical decision." "Starting Cahill is just a tactical decision." "Starting Cahill is just a tactical decision."
  13. Chelsea 0-0 Arsenal

    I miss the days when I used to care about who would officiate our matches. England's refs nowadays are like a catalog of different shapes of cunts.
  14. 28. César Azpilicueta

    Can he just stay Captain forever?
  15. Leicester 1-2 Chelsea

    Not deliberately! It wasn't as bad as you're making it out to be, but even if it was, we won fair and square without cheating. Sure there is room for improvement, but it doesn't make us undeserving. Only cheating/ref shockers can make a win undeserving in my opinion.
  16. Leicester 1-2 Chelsea

    Do not get me started on the whole "deserving" argument.
  17. The International Football Thread

    Hey I've found a new form of torture: Watching Vincent Janssen's finishing skills.
  18. Diego Costa

    I believe nothing about this makes sense from any perspective whatsoever.
  19. Deadline Day!

    The amount of self-loathing some of you people have...
  20. Deadline Day!

    Christensen is technically an addition as well.
  21. Deadline Day!

    How do you tell if a football fan is a know-it-all? When they claim they religiously watch Belotti and are sure of his abilities but have no idea who Zappacosta is.
  22. Deadline Day!

    Mahrez AND Coutinho?
  23. Fernando Llorente

    You're cynical, we get it.
  24. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

    We don't have a good enough board anymore, that's it. Clearly we're not relying on cheap business hence the Morata transfer. I'm sorry but you sound like a grumpy fortune teller. I think building a foundation and a team identity is far more important than just signing big names. What Conte has been doing can take us to the next level with the right circumstances which aren't necessarily all about signing spoiled superstars.
  25. Alex Sandro

    Yeah it's borderline piss-take at this point.