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About Azpinator

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  • Favourite Chelsea Player Cesar Azpilicueta
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  1. The Mourinho Thread

    He's on track to be the Anelka of PL managers. What a whore.
  2. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

  3. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    Even the likes of Scolari and AVB had more guts! Thank you, Marina, really.
  4. David Luiz

    I can't believe it's almost 2019 and we have this joke of a defender as a starter. He was average EIGHT FUCKING YEARS ago. He's so lucky he got away with so much in his career by being "the joker" with that fucking big hair. It's football not fucking prime time television! I've had enough of him. If he doesn't get dropped after this embarrassing display then I will give up on this fucking season. I'd rather see a promising mistake-prone Christensen over this load of football shite any fucking day.
  5. 1. Kepa Arrizabalaga

    ...the fuck did I just read?
  6. 17. Mateo Kovacic

    Oh yeah. I blocked that season out of my memory.
  7. 17. Mateo Kovacic

    Is this our first loan addition since Quaresma? Jeez, 10 years ago.
  8. Thibaut Courtois

  9. Chelsea 0-2 Man City

    It's not a small club narrative. It's about a team in its first month of reforming its identity. In my opinion, you just cannot seriously expect that team to challenge a well-oiled machine like Pep's.
  10. Chelsea 0-2 Man City

    This itself is a problem for you, mate.
  11. David Luiz

    Christensen has already proven he's superior to Luiz. If Sarri can't see it then we're in for a ride.
  12. Inter Milan 1-1 Chelsea

    Marina Granovskaia.
  13. Robert Green

    Oh, Robbie. He's too excited.
  14. Bernard

    The glorious age of Marina Granovskaia.
  15. Gonzalo Higuain