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Everything posted by DDA

  1. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    Fuck the old identity...really? Its what made us so feard, its what gave us so many trophies, so many memories. Everyone were scared of us. I'm getting really tired of this bro. I am trying not to sound like an asshole but football has evolved... parking the bus is for the smaller clubs so that they cam at least compete game by game. If you want to challange the big boys, you can't just rely on defending to save a 1 or 2 nil lead. They have too much firepower now. You have to build a ferocious attack to compete that can pass the ball intelligently. Balh blah blah.. i really can't be assed to point out the obvious. I gwt you have an emtional attachment to the old way... I do. It was thrilling but it just won't cut it against Peps City or Klopps Pool.
  2. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    Fuck the old identity. I want to play like City and Liverpool. Parking the bus is boring as fuck.
  3. It really isn't easy supporting the most hated club in England. We get fucked over soo much it's criminal.
  4. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    Replace Sarri with Lampard LOL It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if this happened and if it does..... we will be fucked for years to come. It will once again delay a proper structure being built at the club. He is nowhere near ready to manage this club. I would laugh with tears of depresssion if that were to happen.
  5. 22. Christian Pulisic

    I think Zaha would be an excellent signing for us. Like you said.... pace and relentless energy.
  6. Eden Hazard

    I have a feeling he is going to deliver an epic performance in the Europa League final. I can just feel it in my bones.
  7. Hello from Naples

    Hey, welcome. I just got back from Italy, Rome. Absolutely loved it. Naples and Tuscany are next on my list 👌. Anyways, enjoy the forum.
  8. Eden Hazard

    I have to say, that is some excellent detective work you done there! 🕵️‍♂️
  9. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    I have to say mate, think you are spot on with this one. I keep telling myself that this ban will be frozen and Roman is going all guns blazing in the transger market but something tells me that it just isn't going to happen like that.
  10. Leicester 0-0 Chelsea

    Another awful display from us. I'm happy with 3rd place with all that has happened. Pedro was beyond awful today. He is finished. The squad needs a huge revamp. The biggest it has needed in a loooooong time. Thank fuck Liverpool didnt win the title too.
  11. David Luiz

    Unfortunately, I think you could be right. Sarri is seeing the mistakes he makes, so it must be his ability to pass and his chatacter that he likes.
  12. David Luiz

    Haha. I actually like Luiz and am glad he has signed the contract but he should be used as a squad player not on the starting eleven for every game.
  13. Eden Hazard

    At last this man talks sense apart from the last bit at the end about him signing for Barcelona. Don't want that bit to happen.
  14. Eden Hazard

    He is definitely off. 😭 I'm going to miss this guy soo much, not only is he an amazing footballer but he is also cool as fuck. He has represented our club impeccably.
  15. Yea, surely he means buying two but he didn't mention that bringing back one or two from loan would be like having 4 new players. Reece James, Zouma and two new lads. Not too bad tbh.
  16. 5. Jorginho

    Mate, believe me there are to my amazement still a bunch of the dumbest fuckers you will ever hear who support this club slagging Jorginho off after that game vs Frankfurt. They have even said he was awful. I mean what the actual fuck? It's beyond a joke at this point.
  17. Chelsea 1-1 Eintracht Frankfurt

    Kepa you gorgeous bastard. That's how you do it Courtoisssssssnake. Well done lads. Abysmal performance but got the job done. Luiz made up for his awful defending with that goal line clearance.
  18. Chelsea 1-1 Eintracht Frankfurt

    What the flying fuck am I watching?? This is abysmal.
  19. Chelsea 1-1 Eintracht Frankfurt

    Jorginho has been our best player. Hands down. The only one with heart and desire.
  20. Chelsea 1-1 Eintracht Frankfurt

    Somebody please tell me what Hazard is doing?? He isn't defending, he isn't doing anything going forward.
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  23. Chelsea 1-1 Eintracht Frankfurt

    Giroud is pure wank. Never been good enough. Fukcing joker.
  24. Josh McEachran

    I was there for this game... he was basically playing the 'Jorginho role'. Look how dynamic he was. The notoriety went to his head and that unfortunately fucked his career.