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About Spike

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    Cut Inside With The Accurate Left
  • Birthday February 24

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  • Bio Naught to see here. Move along.
  • Gender Male
  • Location The Continental United States of Fucking A'
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Cesc Fabregas
  • Fan Since Not Telling
  • Memory Joe Cole's solo goal against ManUtd. The reason I support the Blues today.

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  1. James Rodríguez

    Nope, He is joining Juve.
  2. 2. Branislav Ivanovic

    Defensively he has been astronomically better than last season however that isn't saying much. His crossing however, is still the worst in the league.
  3. Watford 1-2 Chelsea

    Jason is so full of shit. He told me that Watford would thump Chelsea three to nil. I'm told that cheeky little bugger that my boys Batsuayi and Costa wouldn't let that happen.
  4. Kalidou Koulibaly

    I don't think so. If I go along with this egg analogy, Mourinho only produces a fantastic omelet when he gets to choose the eggs personally.
  5. Kalidou Koulibaly

    Why would they even want those players?
  6. Jonas Hector

    And Kenedy...
  7. The Conte Thread

    Lukaku is as smart as a dead squirrel.
  8. Jonas Hector

    He was an offensive beast during the Euros. His crossing and passing were tremendous. I think an attacking fullback would compliment Azpilicueta extremely well.
  9. Chelsea 2-1 West Ham

    Decent performance and a great result. WHU are no pushovers, a difficult team to get one over every day of the week. Oscar, Kante and Matic were very admirable with their work-rate and defending. It's great to see aggressive substitutions to change the forwards and formation up. The use of width be the wingers is great as it covers the offensive frailties of the fullbacks. Overall everything I saw was very positive.
  10. João Mário

    Not really. He cost an arm and a leg and hasn't really done anything of note.
  11. João Mário

    They've been loaded with cash the last few years. Seriously how did you miss them splashing the same amount on Kongdobia?"
  12. Andreas Christensen

    I just think it breaks a degree of trust between Chelsea and other clubs. Why would they bother loaning in a talented player if the potential is their for Chelsea to break the contract half way through? It sours relationships between clubs and that isn't something wise to do.
  13. Andreas Christensen

    Breaking contracts is harmful to the integrity of the club. It sets a precedent to other clubs that accepting loanees from Chelsea is futile. I don't the specifics of the contact but when you phrase it as 'penalty' it doesn't sound positive!
  14. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Thought on Roberto Martinez? Belgian name should be Robert Martins
  15. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    The Lebansesesesesey Olympians refused to sit on a bus with any Jews. lol