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About Spike

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    Cut Inside With The Accurate Left
  • Birthday February 24

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  • Bio Naught to see here. Move along.
  • Gender Male
  • Location The Continental United States of Fucking A'
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Cesc Fabregas
  • Fan Since Not Telling
  • Memory Joe Cole's solo goal against ManUtd. The reason I support the Blues today.

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  1. Michael Keane

    They had represented their country. There weren't starters and it is England.
  2. Michael Keane

    People said the same things about players like Cahill and Lampard.
  3. Michael Keane

    Well, Terry getting older and I can't imagine Cahill will be around much longer if he continues this form. That's two HG spots. They were both fantastic players.
  4. Michael Keane

    I thought you meant right now, or at least by January.
  5. Michael Keane

    Why do you think they are good enough?
  6. Antoine Griezmann

    u wat? Did you even watch Atletico Madrid? http://www.espnfc.us/club/atletico-madrid/1068/fixtures?leagueId=0&season=2015
  7. The Conte Thread

    Ban evasion is pretty pathetic.
  8. Politics & Stuff

    Silly Mr Trudeau couldn't be arsed showing up for a 9/11 memorial event, instead decided to take selfies at a beach. Oh, the next day he visited a mosque that segregates women into another room. Seems a little weak from the Prime Minister and self-claimed feminist. 'Oh hey, I sure do love equality, excuse me while I participate in gender segregation!' Come on! The leader of a nation couldn't even be arsed to make a public appearance to commemorate one of the watershed moments of North-American history. The man is a joke, he even promoted his cabinet to be 50/50 men and women instead of basing it on meritocracy.
  9. Politics & Stuff

    Shame that actual Persians got smashed off the face off the planet with the rise of Islam and those pesky Rashidan Arabs. Zoroastrianism for life, a man should marry his sister.
  10. 12. Mikel John Obi

    People give this fella far too much grief. He isn't world class but he is always grafting away and being a complete professional. He played like a nerves-of-steel champion when his father's life was in danger. An admirable servant that I wouldn't complain about staying for a few years longer.
  11. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Gimme some fucking gossip, mate. CD Projekt are slav wizards.
  12. Antoine Griezmann

    New challenge? The allure of winning a different variety of trophies? That's all really.
  13. Kalidou Koulibaly

    Dime a dozen CB that uses brute force over intelligence. No thanks.
  14. 3. Marcos Alonso

    'I've never watch him play but he is shit.' - Talk Chelsea community 'Good rating on FIFA and Football Manager, la'. - Talk Chelsea community
  15. 3. Marcos Alonso

    Fullbacks are typically the worst players on a team. They can't be trusted as a CB and they aren't talented enough to be a winger.