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Everything posted by Amblève.

  1. 28. César Azpilicueta

    You know you're going through a terrible form when someone like Kolarov (!) can get by you. I've never seen Cesar's reactions this off, is it fatigue?
  2. Chelsea - Roma

    Willian, confused as to why Conte put him onto the pitch, passes the ball to the billboard.
  3. Chelsea - Roma

  4. Chelsea - Roma

    Conte deserved that Dzeko goal. Setting the team up this defensively at fucking home against an inferior team is pathetic.
  5. 28. César Azpilicueta

    Shocking stuff from Cesar, easily his worst game in a Chelsea kit. At times I thought he was drunk.
  6. Mesut Özil

    God no.
  7. 23. Michy Batshuayi

    You're right, he's none of those things. He's the GOAT.
  8. 10. Eden Hazard

    I would love to see Eden play with Fekir behind Morata.
  9. 22. Willian

    I can't watch Willian anymore. I just can't. Everytime he has to play a pass it seems like his brain is trying to understand quantum physics.
  10. 15. Victor Moses

    He didn't, though. So what's your excuse for bashing one of our players for no reason?
  11. 3. Marcos Alonso

    Another assist with his right foot last night. Wouldn't surprise me if his assist totals with his left and right foot were close to even.
  12. 9. Álvaro Morata

    Fuck it. Make me look like the biggest idiot ever, my sweet prince.
  13. Atletico Madrid 1-2 Chelsea

    Think it was a freekick pretty centrally around the 18 yard box which Luiz skied
  14. 22. Willian

    Personally, I think it's just as much as of a problem in big games, especially when you consider that Conte likes to play on the counter against the big teams. Good counterattacking opportunities are rare against big teams so every single one needs to be executed to perfection, something Willian doesn't do well IMO. His understanding of picking the right pass in transition is really poor so his dribbling is the only weapon left which (when he's not in good form) can be just as shit as his decision-making as we've seen in the past few games.
  15. 3. Marcos Alonso

    Anyone else notice how Alonso's right foot is really good, too?
  16. 27. Andreas Christensen

    If he can gradually fill out his frame he's gonna be a top-5 CB in no time.
  17. 27. Andreas Christensen

    That sliding interception at 0:15 is one of the classiest defensive plays I've ever seen.
  18. Diego Costa

    If he wasn't a cunt he wouldn't be half the player he is. Adiós Diego, it was a unique experience having you at this club!
  19. The German Bundesliga Thread

    So, I saw we haven't got a thread for one of the best leagues in the world, and I decided to to open one. Everything that belongs to this league (results, goals, etc.) can be posted and discussed in this thread.
  20. The Board

    Ah yes, how could a woman ever grasp the concept of a sport which revolves around 22 human beings chasing a ball on a rectangle field of grass. Sure, female quantum physicists have helped humanity understand the origins of everything a bit more and of course female scientists have also contributed towards fighting and defeating deadly diseases BUT FOOTBALL? No chance, mate.
  21. Charly Musonda Jr.

    Watch Cesar karate-kick the shit out of 3 opponents at the same time and get send off so Conte has to take off Musonda tonight
  22. Neymar

    Cavani would start over Morata.
  23. Neymar

    "Neymar since unfollowed him on IG." has to be the most 2010's sentence I've ever read.
  24. 24. Gary Cahill

    It's impossible to read "Dan Levene" and not post "FUCK DAN LEVENE". FUCK DAN LEVENE.
  25. 24. Gary Cahill

    I'm tired, Robbie.