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  1. The English Football Thread

    Cheeky move for Pogba in January? 😄 Could be amazing under Sarri and wouldn't have to shoulder 100% of the creative load. Think he'd be a monster here.
  2. The English Football Thread

    United are horrendous. Didn't look close to scoring and wouldn't have if not for a howler from Alisson. United's midfield is awful with Matic and Herrera. VVD has completely manhandled and dominated Lukaku. United are a side that needed to come here in desperation mode since they're so far behind the top 4. Instead they look like cowards.
  3. Brighton - Chelsea

    As others have said, Alonso was again terrible today. He needs to be dropped for a match or two to send him the message that he's not undroppable and that his standards aren't good enough. His talent going forward isn't even able to make up for his dreadful defending lately. Its one thing to get abused by the top teams, but small sides like Wolves and Brighton are targeting him and having plenty of joy. Let us see Emerson, please! At least if he makes a mistake he's got bags of pace to recover.
  4. Brighton - Chelsea

    What a shocking 2nd half performance. We completely took our foot off the gas and thought they would just roll over and give up. Instead, they had their tails up and took the game to us whilst we were totally unable to regain composure. Sarri really has to work on this. Very common occurrence.
  5. Brighton - Chelsea

    Out of nowhere. Completely in control and almost 3-0 up and then they score...
  6. Brighton - Chelsea

    Got better and better as the half went on. Amazing what happens when we are crisp and careful with our passing, huh? Our pressing has also been effective. Forcing Brighton's deeper players into making rushed, sloppy passes and giving it away.
  7. Brighton - Chelsea

    Our passing has been utterly atrocious so far, fuck me.
  8. Brighton - Chelsea

    Interested to see how this false 9 will work here against a side that we should actually dominate possession. Could be the way forward until we can maybe bring a striker in next month. But for the love of God, can we please get off to a fast start here!? Sick of having to wait sometimes a whole half before we wake up and take control.
  9. Chelsea 2-0 Man City

    As pathetic and awful as we've looked at times recently and in the first half here, gotta throw my hands up and credit the lads. After our first goal we were clearly the better side. Whole defense and even all three of Willian, Hazard, and Pedro played well. Wow, what a huge 3 points.
  10. Chelsea 2-0 Man City

    It's truly embarrassing how much better City are than us. We look like a feisty midtable side fighting like hell just to compete with an actual top team.
  11. Chelsea 2-0 Man City

    I'm not even mad at Sarri or place any real blame on him. Perhaps he was naive in thinking we could trust the strikers we had going into the season. But we have to remember that he showed up super late and didn't really have time to properly determine what he needed. That he continues to persist with Alonso is puzzling and even infuriating, though. He doesn't have to be dropped indefinitely but ffs, at least give Emerson a few games!
  12. Chelsea 2-0 Man City

    Fucking hell. Honestly, a false 9 almost can't be worse than what we've been using. But Alonslow starts again. I'm not sure I will watch this. Might just follow along on Twitter to spare myself of the anger and frustration.
  13. Wolves 2-1 Chelsea

    If he starts on Saturday I'm not watching.
  14. Wolves 2-1 Chelsea

    Alonso is basically undroppable when he's so clearly struggling. How bad must Emerson be in training for Sarri to not use him? Marcos has no recovery speed, gets caught too hi up repeatedly, and what was considered his best attribute (attacking) has been embarrassing for a while now. He can't beat ANY defender for pace and his crossing is awful. Today he gave it away carelessly about 4 times from the same exact spot on the left wing.
  15. Wolves 2-1 Chelsea

    We have ZERO players who can reliably score. NONE. One of the biggest and richest clubs in the world and we depend on two strikers who can't score, two wingers who rarely score, and we have no goals from midfield. Meanwhile, City, Liverpool, Spuds, and Arsenal have goal scorers in abundance. It's a disgrace. We aren't making top 4. We'll finish 5th and have yet another season in the EL.