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  1. Chelsea's Transfer Targets

    Honestly, I'd happily have Coutinho here. Just about to turn 28 so still has a whole lot left in the tank and knows the league already. I know a lot of our fans want to avoid him but as long as he doesn't cost as much as all the rumours suggest I'd take him gladly. He's the kind of ultra-technical player we need. Willian and Pedro are off, Ziyech + Coutinho would be pretty massive upgrades.
  2. Man United are going to get a free 3 points from this sorry lot this weekend.
  3. The English Football Thread

    We better not make this shambolic Villa side look good this weekend. Which we've been known to do many times this season.
  4. The English Football Thread

    Great. There was a very slim chance of Spds taking anything from United next this weekend but now it's pretty much a guarenteed 3 points.
  5. The English Football Thread

    Sit super deep, bore everyone to sleep, and play long balls into the channels for Daniel James or Martial to run down. They're keeping lots of clean sheets and have really turned their season around but fuck me they're awful to watch. Would be a travesty to see them finish above us.
  6. The English Football Thread

    City look like they're not bothered. You can tell this means nothing to them by their casual body language.
  7. The English Football Thread

    Whenever I just casually watch City they batter everyone and look even better than Liverpool. But when I really want them to win against one of our rivals they're either missing key players or Pep decides to smell his own farts by making massive changes. Of all the chasing pack United are easily our biggest threat ONLY because they're the only side who are consistent defensively. They can make a game extremely ugly and grind it to a halt. Then they hit you on the counter or a set piece. They play easily the ugliest football of anyone in the top half of the table but have a really solid defense so they can compete with anyone.
  8. The English Football Thread

    United have so many SHIT players but are always able to raise their game against the big teams.
  9. The English Football Thread

    Fuck off, Ederson. I hate United so much.
  10. Chelsea - Everton

    Mason and Billy were fantastic, but it's Barkley who looked the most improved for me. Crazy how much better he looks when he's confident. Doesn't take an hour on the ball deciding what to do with it, dribbles past players with ease, and bombing forward with the ball with power. If he keeps this up he'll be a big asset in the run-in.
  11. The English Football Thread

    Would be delightful to see City batter United here and do us a big favor. But United are always good against the big teams under Ole and no KDB for City. This could go either way. Game is kinda meaningless for City who are now fully focused on the CL.
  12. Chelsea - Everton

  13. Chelsea - Everton

    Billy is amazing on the ball and at offering his teammates a pass. What a player he can become. I think all but 2-3 players were outstanding that first half. Unfortunately, we can clearly see that this isn't a comfortable 3 points yet. We're giving them just enough of a sniff that they'll feel confident they can score here.
  14. Chelsea - Everton

    Alonso in a back 4 is just an accident waiting to happen. Going forward great, so sketchy at the back. Especially with Zouma beside him.
  15. Chelsea - Everton

    Zouma makes me nervous af every time he's on the ball.