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  1. The Conte Thread

    Conte's reply to Mourinho's complaint at full-time: “I was a football player, so I know how to behave on the pitch.”
  2. 3. Marcos Alonso

    Fuck everyone who was writing him off before he even played a minute. He's the chosen one. The one who forced Ivanovic out of the team.
  3. The Conte Thread

    Fuck off Mourinho
  4. Chelsea - Man United

  5. Paul Pogba

    He's just a shit Kante.
  6. Chelsea - Man United

  7. 7. N'Golo Kante

    Pogba, you're just a shit Kante.
  8. 13. Thibaut Courtois

    Hats off for this performance, you big nosed cunt.
  9. The Conte Thread

    Fucking mastermind. The best manager in the league with Pep and Poch. Imagine if we actually signed all the players he wanted. Kante and Radja in the midfield. Koulibaly in the back 3.
  10. Chelsea - Man United

    Words can't express how fucking happy I am right now!!! I haven't seen Chelsea play so well for a long time. We pressed so well, we were dangerous every attack and defended as a team. Conte completely outsmarted Mourinho and proved he's the right man for this job. Imagine if we actually signed all the targets he wanted. Hats off to the boys aswell. Fantastic victory. So sweet to beat United 4-0 with Mourinho in charge. Come on Chelsea!!! Let's win this fucking title again, we're currently the best team in the league!!!
  11. Chelsea 3-0 Leicester

    Our best performance in a long time. We were just so good, Leicester didn't have a chance. Hats off to Conte and players.
  12. Hull v Chelsea

    Looks like 343 with Azpi at RCB.
  13. Michael Keane

    He scored a goal against Watford yesterday too.
  14. Michael Keane

    It has been reported that Chelsea are targeting Burnley's Michael Keane aswell as Boro's Ben Gibson as a new central back and potential John Terry replacement. Thoughts?