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About Melanicus

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  1. Branislav Ivanovic

    Thank you for everything Brana! So many good memories & so many trophies. Proper Chelsea legend.
  2. The Conte Thread

    Chelsea set new club record for consecutive wins. Record of past 12 games: WWWWWWWWWWWW Thank you Antonio!
  3. Oscar

  4. The Conte Thread

    The last man to do this was Carlo. Is it coincidence that two of the classiest and beloved managers were Italian (you can count Di Matteo too, so that makes it three). This quote just sumps it up: The results have been spectacular. The cliques have been dismantled, the players and staff trust each other again and, crucially, the team is more important than any individual.
  5. The Conte Thread

    Conte >>> Pep
  6. The Conte Thread

  7. The Conte Thread

  8. Victor Moses

    Great young English talent.
  9. The Conte Thread

    Conte's reply to Mourinho's complaint at full-time: “I was a football player, so I know how to behave on the pitch.”
  10. 3. Marcos Alonso

    Fuck everyone who was writing him off before he even played a minute. He's the chosen one. The one who forced Ivanovic out of the team.
  11. The Conte Thread

    Fuck off Mourinho
  12. 7. N'Golo Kante

    Pogba, you're just a shit Kante.
  13. Thibaut Courtois

    Hats off for this performance, you big nosed cunt.
  14. The Conte Thread

    Fucking mastermind. The best manager in the league with Pep and Poch. Imagine if we actually signed all the players he wanted. Kante and Radja in the midfield. Koulibaly in the back 3.
  15. The Conte Thread

    Why is noone covering Walcott, how can he behind our line in front of the goal so easily? Why are both CBs running at the same man, when you can clearly see Ozil is making a run in the box?