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About Liquidator

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    Discussed Nandos with Izzy Brown 24/06/2015
  • Birthday 04/11/1996

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  • Gender Male
  • Location London/Oxford
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Kurt Zouma
  • My Seat Shed End Upper
  • Fan Since 1996
  • First Match Chelsea 3-1 Newcastle 2001
  • Memory Lots
  • Interests Chelsea, photography, architecture


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  1. The Mourinho Thread

    Nah it was Jose when he was taking swipes at Lampard. The quote you posted came from some guy on twitter
  2. The Mourinho Thread

    "When you join a direct rival the love story is over" Anyone like to guess who I'm quoting?
  3. The Mourinho Thread

    Gets his agent to break the news straight after his 'friend' van Gaal has won the FA Cup. Always has to be about you and you only, doesn't it Jose?
  4. Stamford Bridge

    Not really. Should be a couple of months until we hear the council's decision and it is likely lots of local people will be opposed to it. This article is written by a spurs fan but gives an excellent analysis of what problems could be delaying the building of the stadium https://thespursreport.wordpress.com/2016/05/09/deep-dive-chelseas-stamford-bridge-redevelopment-trying-to-keep-the-train-on-the-tracks/
  5. Chelsea Kits 2016/17

    what was the budget for the kit marketing campaign this year then? 57p and a Mars bar? Shocking. Awful kit revealed in a way a league 2 team would reveal theirs
  6. Chelsea Kits 2016/17

    ahahahahahaha its awful!
  7. Player of the Season?

    I voted for Falcao because I have top notch banter
  8. The Conte Thread

    We're due a February sacking after an away defeat to West Brom really. Haven't had one of them for a couple of years
  9. The Conte Thread

    He looks like a waxwork that's just started to melt
  10. Football in Doping Scandal?

    If anyone is taking drugs it's Oscar. He looks stoned every time he plays
  11. Chelsea v West Ham

    Wish we'd play the youth for this. As well as Jose and the board it is the spineless first team squad who got us into this mess but they are clearly incapable of getting us out of it so what do we have to lose? With a bit of luck we might play them in their actual positions rather than at full back. Drop Courtois. He's rubbish. Drop Ivan and Cahill. Keep Azpi. He actually tries. Pedro can sit on the bench and Hazard can too if he's finished framing Di Maria's shirt. Fortunately Costa will be banned anyway because he can't act like a grown up on the pitch. Obviously none of this will actually happen and it will be another painful 90 minutes watching that sister shaggingfuckwotsit Oscar misplace 5 yard passes, Cahill backing off Payet all the way toFulham Road and Pedro dribbling the ball off the pitch like a Labrador playing fetch. We will go 1-0 up and concede a late equaliser, probably from another corner that Tbo misses and tucked away by their shittest player at the Shed end with half our players somehow on the floor or bundled on each other and tangled in the back of the net like a school of sardines captured in the Atlantic. Don't argue. It's a fact. It happened against Bournemouth, Southampton, Stoke, Watford, Palace and all sorts of other shite
  12. The Mourinho Thread

    One of us indeed, Jose.
  13. 26. John Terry

    Don't worry we've signed quality replacements already: Michael Hector from the almighty Reading FC Papy Djilobuoujouji might turn out to be next Baresi when he returns from his loan That American geezer who we only signed because he's pretty
  14. 26. John Terry

    Ivanovic captain next season hahahahaha
  15. 26. John Terry

    Are there any leaders left in the dressing room now? Even if he plays 50% of the games he's still worth having around purely for his presence and what he can teach Zouma and whoever that geezer we signed yesterday is