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About Liquidator

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    Discussed Nandos with Izzy Brown 24/06/2015
  • Birthday 04/11/1996

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  • Gender Male
  • Location London/Oxford
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Kurt Zouma
  • My Seat Shed End Upper
  • Fan Since 1996
  • First Match Chelsea 3-1 Newcastle 2001
  • Memory Lots
  • Interests Chelsea, photography, architecture


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  1. Player of the Season?

    I voted for Falcao because I have top notch banter
  2. The Conte Thread

    We're due a February sacking after an away defeat to West Brom really. Haven't had one of them for a couple of years
  3. The Conte Thread

    He looks like a waxwork that's just started to melt
  4. Football in Doping Scandal?

    If anyone is taking drugs it's Oscar. He looks stoned every time he plays
  5. Chelsea v West Ham

    Wish we'd play the youth for this. As well as Jose and the board it is the spineless first team squad who got us into this mess but they are clearly incapable of getting us out of it so what do we have to lose? With a bit of luck we might play them in their actual positions rather than at full back. Drop Courtois. He's rubbish. Drop Ivan and Cahill. Keep Azpi. He actually tries. Pedro can sit on the bench and Hazard can too if he's finished framing Di Maria's shirt. Fortunately Costa will be banned anyway because he can't act like a grown up on the pitch. Obviously none of this will actually happen and it will be another painful 90 minutes watching that sister shaggingfuckwotsit Oscar misplace 5 yard passes, Cahill backing off Payet all the way toFulham Road and Pedro dribbling the ball off the pitch like a Labrador playing fetch. We will go 1-0 up and concede a late equaliser, probably from another corner that Tbo misses and tucked away by their shittest player at the Shed end with half our players somehow on the floor or bundled on each other and tangled in the back of the net like a school of sardines captured in the Atlantic. Don't argue. It's a fact. It happened against Bournemouth, Southampton, Stoke, Watford, Palace and all sorts of other shite
  6. The Mourinho Thread

    One of us indeed, Jose.
  7. 26. John Terry

    Don't worry we've signed quality replacements already: Michael Hector from the almighty Reading FC Papy Djilobuoujouji might turn out to be next Baresi when he returns from his loan That American geezer who we only signed because he's pretty
  8. 26. John Terry

    Ivanovic captain next season hahahahaha
  9. 26. John Terry

    Are there any leaders left in the dressing room now? Even if he plays 50% of the games he's still worth having around purely for his presence and what he can teach Zouma and whoever that geezer we signed yesterday is
  10. 20. Matt Miazga

    That jawline is worth half a million on its own
  11. 20. Matt Miazga

    looks like the kind of cunt who stands topless outside Hollister wearing only flip flops and swimming shorts.
  12. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Why are you so good at making me look like a twat?
  13. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    She was shit at giving head anyway
  14. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Absolute banter when your girlfriend leaves you 3 days before Christmas for absolutely no clear reason and totally cuts off communication with you.Absolute banter that.
  15. Chelsea v Everton

    Absolute bantz if we beat them 1-0 with an injury time winner for the 3rd consecutive season. Won't happen though, we'll probably go 2-1 up with 20 minutes to play and end up drawing or losing with one of their worst players scoring. Pre match parklife is the only plus these days of playing at home