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About Liquidator

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    Discussed Nandos with Izzy Brown 24/06/2015
  • Birthday 04/11/1996

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  • Gender Male
  • Location London/Oxford
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Kurt Zouma
  • My Seat Shed End Upper
  • Fan Since 1996
  • First Match Chelsea 3-1 Newcastle 2001
  • Memory Lots
  • Interests Chelsea, photography, architecture


  • Twitter HarryW34

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  1. The Mourinho Thread

    One of us indeed, Jose. 
  2. 26. John Terry

    Don't worry we've signed quality replacements already:   Michael Hector from the almighty Reading FC Papy Djilobuoujouji might turn out to be next Baresi when he returns from his loan That American geezer who we only signed because he's pretty
  3. 26. John Terry

    Ivanovic captain next season hahahahaha
  4. 26. John Terry

    Are there any leaders left in the dressing room now? Even if he plays 50% of the games he's still worth having around purely for his presence and what he can teach Zouma and whoever that geezer we signed yesterday is
  5. 20. Matt Miazga

    That jawline is worth half a million on its own
  6. 20. Matt Miazga

    looks like the kind of cunt who stands topless outside Hollister wearing only flip flops and swimming shorts.  
  7. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Why are you so good at making me look like a twat?
  8. The Pub - Discuss Anything

      She was shit at giving head anyway
  9. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Absolute banter when your girlfriend leaves you 3 days before Christmas for absolutely no clear reason and totally cuts off communication with you. Absolute banter that.
  10. Chelsea v Everton

    Absolute bantz if we beat them 1-0 with an injury time winner for the 3rd consecutive season. Won't happen though, we'll probably go 2-1 up with 20 minutes to play and end up drawing or losing with one of their worst players scoring. Pre match parklife is the only plus these days of playing at home
  11. 10. Eden Hazard

    £100m could buy us 4 Juan Cuadrados or even better 11 Mohamed Salahs
  12. Who will be the next Chelsea manager?

    Would rather douse myself in my own excrement than watch us play under Brendan the transvestite shagger next season
  13. The Primera Liga Thread

    Don't even think about appointing fatty again, Chelsea. If that fucking waiter-lookalike, black tie-wearing, excuse mongering shitstain comes anywhere near being appointed by Chelsea we riot
  14. 21. Nemanja Matic

      I'd give my right bollock for him to stay and sell that fraud Oscar instead
  15. Crystal Palace v Chelsea

    It's just turd isn't it?