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About calculatingInfinity

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  • Location Copenhagen
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  • First Match Copenhagen - Chelsea sometime in 98
  1. Alvaro Morata

    Show me proof.
  2. Tiemoué Bakayoko

    Yes. But for all we know, those reasons could be availability and such as well. Anyway, I haven't watched all that much Monaco, but I know they are fairly different midfielders anyway. Edit: just realized Clockwork had already made this point, and better.
  3. Andrea Belotti

    Watched pretty much every match of his for Palermo, which was mostly as a super sub, and then a limited amount of matches for Torino. He is an impressive player, but I do have my doubts about him, being able to do it at a bigger club. What a hot take. Are you Marina, Emenalo, or a person with similar role at Chelsea, or just talking straight out of your ass?
  4. Antonio Rüdiger

    Would be an absolutely fantastic signing, so hopefully it happens. He is exactly the kind of CB that would be great in a 3 men defense at Chelsea.
  5. Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea

    Fucking retard.
  6. Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea

    Matic looking like last seasons Matic again. Slow and badly positioned at all times.
  7. Chelsea 4-2 Stoke

    They are a rather poor imitation of the vintage Pulis though. They are pretty terrible defending, even if trying.
  8. Chelsea 4-2 Stoke

    Can someone gif or gfycat that pass from Luiz and chance to Costa/Hazard?
  9. The Conte Thread

    I am sure Avram Grant won't bother making such demands.
  10. 19. Diego Costa

    I would say Kante fought hard as well, and did win some good balls, even if overall not being that impressive either.
  11. Chelsea v Liverpool

    It's true he doesn't have much to work with. Be he (and Oscar) can put in some work effort at least. But he is just such a soft body cunt, just like last week.
  12. Chelsea v Liverpool

    Matic is a fucking tragedy. Has been absolutely dog shit for well over a year now. Doesn't add anything attacking, turns slower than a large ship, doesn't really get in the way of anything defensively. Just overall a waste of space. Oscar and Hazard yet again showing themselves to be the true soft lads they are. Ivanovic however has been the worst. The captain that keeps making dumb fouls, and then keeps arguing, to the point where he doesn't get into position for the fucking set piece. Also constantly out of position, thinking he needs to help out Costa up front.
  13. Chelsea v Liverpool

    It's all Costa's fault again right?
  14. 19. Diego Costa

    Some pathetic posts today about Costa, who scored two good goals, and missed one huge chance. Too bad he missed it, but it happens to any strikers. Yeah he complains and dives a lot, but his attitude is still worth so much to this team. Just look at everyone around him. We got Hazard who pulls out of just the sight of a tackle, Oscar who has absolutely no balls or fight in him, Willian who is just not performing well at the moment, and Matic who turns slower than a ship, and thinks slower than my beagle. I would also like to see Batshuayi start a match, but I want to see him with Costa. Maybe this is possible in the next match, when Kante doesn't have to play as deep as he currently does, when Terry isn't in the defense needing cover all the time.
  15. Swansea v Chelsea

    Conte screaming at Hazard, who decided to slowly jog into the middle and lose the ball.