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About calculatingInfinity

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  • First Match Copenhagen - Chelsea sometime in 98
  1. 4. Andreas Christensen

    Would love to have a Danish player being a Chelsea regular, especially a homegrown one, but Christensen is just not even close to good enough. He got all physical attributes, but his tendency to switch off completely is too costly. Bench player at best.
  2. Chelsea Transfer Pub

    Would mean Kante could play in his best position again, and we get rid of off-brand Fabregas. Not bad. Pjanic is a great player as well, although a bit older than Jorginho. But whatever, I am for it, although I doubt it will end up happening.
  3. Leicester 2-2 Chelsea

    Thank God for the trash dog in goal finally being dropped.
  4. 1. Kepa Arrizabalaga

    An the absolute trash dog in Kepa shows its ugly face again again again again. While there is plenty of positions that could be strengthened on this Chelsea team, the keeper position is one that is absolutely needed if the club wants to be taken seriously. He is dog shit.
  5. 1. Kepa Arrizabalaga

    If it's in any way possible to get rid of him, it needs to happen. Absolute trash dog of a keeper. Weakest wrists I have ever seen, and wants to constantly play it out from the back in the most hopeless situations, or even when it isnt hopeless, decides to pass to the opponent. Being good on penalties isnt enough.
  6. 4. Andreas Christensen

    Yep, but the 3 at the back formation fit him so much better at least, it covered a lot of his flaws imo.
  7. 15. Kurt Zouma

    I always liked Zouma, but I have to agree. He just isn't good enough. Sadly Christensen also doesn't seem all that great.
  8. 1. Kepa Arrizabalaga

    It sucks when so much money has been spent on him, but the guy is clearly not good enough. He had a long time now to show he doesnt have wrists made of butter, but quite clearly he does. Big Willy is a better keeper.
  9. Valencia 2-2 Chelsea

    so fucking sick of kepa and his weak wrists
  10. Chelsea 1-0 Newcastle

    pulisic 🚮
  11. Man Utd 4-0 Chelsea

    words you never want to hear
  12. Man Utd 4-0 Chelsea

    I really do disagree with Kovacic. Mount had some good stuff going for him at times though, and I like him and hope to see more of him. But I don't understand taking Barkley out before him. At all.
  13. Man Utd 4-0 Chelsea

    Oof that result really stings.But I don't think it's all doom and gloom. Some obvious changes needs to be made. Abraham is just not premier league quality, sadly. He seems like a nice guy, so sad to see him not quite being there. Giroud and Michy would both be big improvements up front. Mount seemed nervous, but showed some potential. Could be very good in the long run I think, but maybe not ready for this kind of matches yet. Kante was obviously also missed. Jorginho I thought was surprisingly good today though, as a big contrast to last season. Kovacic looked much the same however, which is not a positive. Barkley was also good, and the sub of him truly puzzled me. Was he injured? I dont think he was, but in that case, fair enough. Otherwise a terrible decision. Hopefully Rudiger can return and stabilize the defense a little. Luiz would have helped today, but that's easy to sit here and say now. Without that penalty, Chelsea would never have opened up to Uniteds constant counters. But Zouma was poor, and so was Azpilicueta in truth. They are very one dimensional, and will have trouble against teams defending well this season. In the end, not too worried. But obviously not great to see the team can fall apart like that. But it's the price the club has to pay because of the transfer ban, and maybe it can end up being a positive in the seasons to come, with players like Mount and hopefully Reece James getting the chance.
  14. David Luiz

    Christ. He has played +150 matches for Chelsea, of course he will have looked bad in some instances during a match. Cherry picking highlights through years of matches, can make Messi look like Marko Marin, or John Terry look like Sol Bamba.
  15. David Luiz

    Sad to see Luiz go. Will miss his distribution that is absolutely unmatched, and his imo, underrated defensive abilities. That said, I also kind of understand him wanting to move on, being probably a backup player now. The choice of Arsenal is a bit upsetting for sure, but I fully understand him wanting to stay in London and the choice in the end makes sense. But it's not just his footballing abilities I will miss, his personality was amazing. How often would we not see him being the one, to spread good vibes and energy around the team? On top of that, he is one of the few top players, that seems like a genuinely nice person. He always seemed to love interacting with fans and kids, or doing whatever he might have been doing. So in the end, a sad conclusion that he goes to Arsenal. But I wish him all the best, well, kind of. Personal success for him, but a terrible Arsenal season of course. Some of the reactions are embarrassing in here and elsewhere, true scouse mentality to losing a player. Save that for actual cunts like Courtois imo.