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Everything posted by Styles

  1. The Conte Thread

    Watching Spurs dominate Juventus in Italy. Conte shows no signs of being able to coach a team to outplay big opponents like this. (Atletico don't count. They are a shit on a stick team who let the opponents play). Why persist with a manager who shows no ambition? Get rid. ASAP.
  2. The Conte Thread

    He really spoke it into existence.
  3. 7. N'Golo Kante

    I think I saw Kante cover every blade of grass. He was literally alone in midfield for almost the entire game and still put up a fight. He is wherever the ball is and that is insane.
  4. 14. Tiemoue Bakayoko

    It's hard to explain just how bad he truly is. He has no redeemable qualities. Literally not a single one. He has no ability on the ball whatsoever and he is not even remotely athletic. He serves no purposes either out of possession or with the ball. Pound for pound one of the top 3 worst signings we've made in the last decade. Nobody will want to buy him or pay him what he's on now. We're stuck with him and if we're lucky to loan him out, the club will be subsidising his wages until his contract runs out.
  5. 24. Gary Cahill

    One of the worst players in the league. He would struggle to make the Watford bench yet is a starter here. That sums it up.
  6. The Conte Thread

  7. The Conte Thread

    He should be grateful he even has a job after getting battered at home by Bournemouth.
  8. The Conte Thread

    Does he ever stop chatting shit? Give it a rest ffs.
  9. The Conte Thread

    Can't be any worse than what we're watching now. Live a little.
  10. The Conte Thread

    I literally came here to post this exact message, word for word. I was watching out for the news all day. To say I'm disappointed is an understatement.
  11. The Conte Thread

    Is he still here? 10 years ago, Roman would have sacked him after the game. How times have changed.
  12. 7. N'Golo Kante

    Ozil is the player that gives Kante the most trouble. Embarrassing that we have a midfield that gets dominated by Jack Wilshere.
  13. 10. Eden Hazard

    People still trolling in 2018? Wow.
  14. 14. Tiemoue Bakayoko

    If that is as good as it gets then just never play him again. The most telling thing about Bakayoko is that his teammates view him as an absolute last option pass. He gets bypassed so often it's noticeable. And for somebody playing in the heart of midfield that means we're practically a man down. One of the worst signings in the clubs recent history.
  15. The Conte Thread

    This fucking clown should be sacked today but he's getting the opportunity to load the squad with even more Serie A rubbish.
  16. The Conte Thread

    #ConteOut After Barca knock us out we seriously need to start planning for the new season.
  17. Kenedy

    Bakayoko is a flop this season. Shit happens. Kenedy has been on the books since 2015. All he's done is be a complete waste of space and block a position in the squad for our own, more talented youth.
  18. Kenedy

    Has there ever been a more pointless player?
  19. 14. Tiemoue Bakayoko

    The away fans shouting OLE whenever he made an accurate pass says it all. Total donkey man.
  20. Norwich 0-0 Chelsea

    We basically have no midfield.
  21. Norwich 0-0 Chelsea

    Kenedy should have been sent off. Absolute wanker. Bakayoko is just...loss for words trying to explain how useless he is.
  22. 8. Ross Barkley

    A lot of Everton fans don't give a shit which is very telling. And this guy really isn't a youngster anymore. He's 24 and still being talked about like he's 17 year old. If people are still talking about your 'potential' at the age of 24 then it's clear you've failed to live up to the hype. Good thing for him is we have an absolute fraud in Bakayoko so he can't be much worse than that.
  23. 8. Ross Barkley

    Vastly overrated. Yet another passport signing. This doesn't help us close the gap in terms of quality on City or Europe's top teams. Pointless signing after pointless signing. It never ends.
  24. The Conte Thread

    Why does Hazard always get Ted subbed off? He is one of the most durable players around. What makes it worse is that he rested him at the weekend specifically for this game. Conte really is a fooking idiot.
  25. 14. Tiemoue Bakayoko

    This is 100% a Conte signing because he keeps giving him opportunities. Look at Conte's treatment of Batshuayi; that's how he would have treated Bakayoko if it was a club signing. If Bakayoko wasn't his man he'd have made an example out of him a long time ago. But he has to save face. He can't ask for even more players whilst not using the donkeys he has already forced the club to sign. I don't know, man. I must be watching a different Bakayoko. The one I've seen has zero quality on or off the ball.