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Everything posted by Vesper

  1. 10. Eden Hazard

    Longer we wait, the less we get, possibly zero for Hazard, if we drag it out till summer after next. Kante doesn't impress me as a non DMF destroyer (which he is the best in world at). Why wait and lose well over 150 million pounds total plus in valuation? Eden isn't renewing, it high time we faced this fact. Our board is shit and will end up destroying our future. Roman is a spent force, needs to sell to another billionaire worth far more. At the rate geo-politics is going, ALL his Western assets will be seized, including CFC. Doubt me, mock me, watch it all unfold.
  2. 10. Eden Hazard

    Sell Hazard AND Kante in January for £300m. Sell the rest of the cuntish deadwood DO NOT renew the dreadful Willian and Luiz Buy Icardi OR Dybala or (dice roll but looking good) Piątek Chiesa Baily de Jong (to replace Kovacic) De Ligt Junior Firpo João Cancelo (if you do not see he is THE perfect Sarriball RB, I don't know what to say) make a fucking stab at NEVES outcome................ VASTLY better team for all you haters on this, talk to me when you are worth 10 billion quid
  3. John Terry

    Fuck tabloid culture. Terry is the best EPL CB EVER. EOS. The haters can quick fi lickin mi clit. Man or woman. I cum either way and Terry is still the best!
  4. Krzysztof Piatek

    Morata for Chelsea. £70 million fucking quid. Shameful.
  5. Insanely WEAK yellow card for Jorginho
  6. Poland v Italy HD streams https://www.vipleague.cc/poland-vs-italy-streaming-link-1 http://ripple.is/football/3543-poland-vs-italy
  7. 10. Eden Hazard

    Chiesa from Fiorentina FTW. Those cunts owe us one after the Salah nightmare. A front 3 of CF Piątek, LW Chiesa and RW Bailey is vastly superior to what we have now, even with no Eden and Piątek being a newcomer to monster status. Lets show the world our Blue Ambition is Domination again!
  8. 1. Kepa Arrizabalaga

    I <3 Kepa
  9. 10. Eden Hazard

    I am too!! It is fucking dross. Makes us look like a feeder club for RM. Fuck those cunts. I hope Barca (far from my favourites either) fucking smashes them in every El Clásico.
  10. Scotland vs Portugal HD Streams https://www.vipleague.cc/scotland-vs-portugal-streaming-link-1 https://soccer-live.stream/scotland-vs-portugal-live/stream-1 https://premierleague-lives.com/live/man-city-live-stream-20/channel-1/ Portugal 22 Beto 6 Rúben Dias 4 Luís Neto 5 Kévin Rodrigues 21 Cédric Soares 13 Danilo Pereira 16 Bruno Fernandes 15 Sérgio Oliveira 9 Éder 10 Hélder Costa 7 Bruma SUBSTITUTES 11 André Silva 12 Cláudio 20 Pizzi 14 William Carvalho 19 Mário Rui 3 Pedro Mendes 2 João Cancelo 17 Rafa 18 Rúben Neves 8 Renato Sanches 23 Gedson Fernandes Scotland 1 Craig Gordon 5 Scott McKenna 4 Jack Hendry 3 Andrew Robertson 2 Stephen O'Donnell 6 John McGinn 8 Stuart Armstrong 7 James Forrest 11 Callum McGregor 9 Oliver McBurnie 10 Steven Naismith SUBSTITUTES 16 Michael Devlin 18 Ryan Christie 14 Johnny Russell 12 Allan McGregor 13 Graeme Shinnie 17 Gary Mackay-Steven 15 Kevin McDonald 21 Jon McLaughlin
  11. 12. Ruben Loftus-Cheek

    If we made that offer, we would probably have to agree to pay part of Drinkwater's insane £120K PW wages. Both players value together is around £60m, then add in £10m is wage support for Drinkwater. That puts our total payout at around £90m for Zaha. He is not worth that much. Not even close IMHO. That's far more than Bailey would even cost. The only wingers in the world worth £90m (or much more as well) would be (no order) Hazard, and then (if you you count them as wingers, Messi and CR7) and then Mbappe, Neymar, Dembele, Sané, Salah, Asensio, Bale (soon not due to age) and Insigne (maybe, as he is 28 in June so only 2 seasons under 30 if signed next summer). Might, might, be able to make a case for Sterling, Bernardo Silva (I super rate him, he is an unreal talent) and Thomas Lemar. Thats it. Bailey, Vinícius Júnior, Bernardeschi, and Chiesa maybe be someday soon there, not quite yet (years away for Vinícius Júnior, as he is only a couple months onward from being 17yo).
  12. Sandro Tonali

    Best under 21yo Italian MF, looks to be a regista type. Great buy if we can pull it off. Only under 25yo Italian MF's I rate above him atm are (and Tonali has potential to be better than all of them, and any of these below are already Chelsea level players, or close in Pellegrini and Mondragora's cases) Bryan Cristante of Atalanta (on loan at Roma, for a fee of €5 million with a compulsory purchase option for an additional €15 million and a further €10 million in performance-related bonuses, an absolute STEAL) (love him, perfect Kovacic replacement, if we lose him back to Real, although I would prefer a move for Frenkie de Jong) Roberto Gagliardini of Inter Nicolò Barella of Cagliari Lorenzo Pellegrini of Roma and another one I really wish we would take a look at...... Rolando Mandragora (yet another Genoa find), a 21yo whom Juve just sold for €20 million to Udinese, PLUS he is already a favorite of mine AFTER THIS LOLOLOL >>> Italy midfielder Ronaldo Mandragora banned for insulting Virgin Mary https://www.timesnownews.com/sports/football/article/italy-midfielder-ronaldo-mandragora-banned-for-insulting-virgin-mary/276937 Rome: Italian international Rolando Mandragora has been banned for one Serie A game after making "blasphemous remarks" during his team Udinese's 1-0 win over Sampdoria at the weekend. The 21-year-old midfielder was caught on television shouting an insult to the Virgin Mary, while also referring to God as a dog. The 21-year-old's "blasphemous expressions" went unnoticed by officials during the match, leading to a review by the Lega Serie A. The Italian FA said Mandragora was "clearly seen ... to make blasphemous remarks, visibly identifiable from reading his lips without any margin for reasonable doubt." They acknowledged the Italian international was "cursing without addressing any of those present". In Italy, blasphemy is considered among the worst forms of swearing and the former Juventus midfielder will miss next Sunday's Serie A game against Fiorentina, the Lega Serie A confirmed.
  13. The Partisans - Power And The Greed Label: No Future Records ‎– Oi 12 Format: Vinyl, 7", 45 RPM, EP Country: UK Released: 03 Jul 1982 Genre: Rock Style: Punk
  14. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    Superb football talk, just brilliant at every level, he is, without a doubt, a genius. We SOOOOOOOOO need to fucking back this man with players who fit his system.
  15. 3 nil Netherlands, Germany looked an absolute shambles, could have easily been 6 nil. If they get get thrashed by France in 3 days, I think Joachim Löw will get the iron boot (the sack), the press and tens of millions are braying for his head after the WC, and they (Die Mannschaft) are actually worse now. The Netherlands look to be headed back to glory so far, long way to Euro 2020 and WC 2022 though. They certainly have a great crop of young players though.
  16. Denzel Dumfries, the PSV RB, has been a monster on his international debut. Insane crosses and athleticism. Big lad too, 1.89cm. De Ligt and de Jong have been great too. Dumfries is really one to watch. If he continues to progress, If he does, add him to Junior Firpo for us and we would have probably the most athletic fullback combo in Europe (both are only 22 too). They both are terrors on the attack at times, and I have seen little to criticise on either's defence.
  17. Netherlands vs Germany HD Stream DATE: October 13, 2018 TIME: 18:45 UTC VENUE: Johan Cruijff ArenA, Amsterdam , Netherlands http://ripple.is/football/3525-netherlands-vs-germany Lots of what SHOULD be targets or prospects for us Matthijs de Ligt Denzel Dumfries Frenkie De Jong Steven Bergwijn Donny van de Beek Timo Werner Jonas Hector Julian Draxler Niklas Süle Jonathan Tah Julian Brandt Thilo Kehrer NO. NAME 1 Jasper Cillessen 4 Virgil van Dijk 3 Matthijs de Ligt 5 Daley Blind 2 Denzel Dumfries 7 Frenkie De Jong 8 Georginio Wijnaldum 6 Marten de Roon 10 Memphis Depay 11 Ryan Babel 9 Steven Bergwijn SUBSTITUTES 16 Kevin Strootman 19 Luuk de Jong 13 Jeroen Zoet 23 Marco Bizot 14 Stefan de Vrij 20 Quincy Promes 15 Nathan Aké 21 Tonny Vilhena 12 Hans Hateboer 17 Donny van de Beek 22 Arnaut Groeneveld GER 4-3-3 1 Neuer 3 Hector 5 Hummels 17 Boateng 4 Ginter 8 Kroos 18 Kimmich 11 Can 9 Werner 23 Uth 13 Müller NO. NAME 1 Manuel Neuer 5 Mats Hummels 17 Jérôme Boateng 3 Jonas Hector 4 Matthias Ginter 18 Joshua Kimmich 8 Toni Kroos 11 Emre Can 23 Mark Uth 9 Timo Werner 13 Thomas Müller SUBSTITUTES 21 Sebastian Rudy 22 Marc-André ter Stegen 14 Nico Schulz 12 Bernd Leno 7 Julian Draxler 6 Serge Gnabry 15 Niklas Süle 20 Jonathan Tah 10 Julian Brandt 19 Leroy Sané 2 Thilo Kehrer
  18. Luke Shaw

    FFS, if Manure flop LUKE SHAW is now our level of ambition,we are so fucked.
  19. He should be forced to sit directly next to Marina, with Drinkwater in the seat on her other side. £140m or so (far more than we will end up getting for Hazard if he doesn't renew and we sell him this coming summer) TOTALLY wasted on those 2 donkeys, counting fees, salaries and insurance.
  20. Tiemoue Bakayoko

    LOL, they literally will be saying, 'We paid £4.5m to loan him, and it's worth whats left to get him the fuck away from the rest of our team!' Another Marina special!!!
  21. The English Football Thread

    Croatia v England HD streams http://www.vipleague.bz/croatia-vs-england-streaming-link-1 https://neosportek8.blogspot.com/p/football.html https://neosportek8.blogspot.com/p/football-3.html NO.NAME 1Dominik Livakovic 21Domagoj Vida 6Dejan Lovren 22Josip Pivaric 16Tin Jedvaj 10Luka Modric 7Ivan Rakitic 8Mateo Kovacic 18Ante Rebic 4Ivan Perisic 9Andrej Kramaric SUBSTITUTES 19Milan Badelj 17Ivan Santini 13Marko Livaja 3Antonio Milic 12Simon Sluga 5Matej Mitrovic 20Marko Pjaca 15Mario Pasalic 14Filip Bradaric 11Marko Rog 2Karlo Bartolec 4-3-3 1Pickford 3Chilwell 6Maguire 5Stones 2Walker 7Barkley 4Dier 8Henderson 11Rashford 9Kane 10Sterling NO.NAME 1Jordan Pickford 6Harry Maguire 5John Stones 3Ben Chilwell 2Kyle Walker 4Eric Dier 7Ross Barkley 8Jordan Henderson 6' 9Harry Kane 11Marcus Rashford 10Raheem Sterling SUBSTITUTES 16Joe Gomez 12Kieran Trippier 15Lewis Dunk 18Nathaniel Chalobah 13Jack Butland 21Marcus Bettinelli 20James Maddison 17Harry Winks 14Trent Alexander-Arnold 19Mason Mount 22Jadon Sancho
  22. Krzysztof Piatek

    Yes, and supposedly Napoli, Juve and Bayern are now the favourites to buy him in January and loan him back to Genoa until the summer. At this point I have have almost no faith in our board to get a decent striker (or much else). Jorginho was a real bit of luck, as he is a pure DH DMF, and very few clubs play a system where he can fit in. Shitty (but Pep offered no guarantees to playing time, whereas Sarri did) Barca (who have Busquets) Dortmund (who have Shitty target Julian Weigl) and Loserpool (who had already signed Fabinho) being the obvious. Plus, Sarri said, no Jorginho, no Sarri, and Ancelotti doesnt use a DH DMF, so it worked. Kepa was (although I super rated him) a forced buy after they fucked up the handling of Courtois. They had £90m offer for Oblak turned down as well. I dont trust them for shit atm to go out and grab a great striker, they either will not pay or will somehow get outbid/out-talked. Piątek is surely worth taking a £35m punt on. Thats HALF what the POS Drinkwater costs us between fees, wages, insurance.
  23. 1. Kepa Arrizabalaga

    Further confirmation of Kepa's great talent. Also another stat display showing more of the ludicrously overrated Pickford's shortcomings. We dodged a massive bullet not signing him.
  24. 10. Eden Hazard

    Football aside, who the fuck would chose to live in scouserland or mancville over Madrid?? Lololol Bit prejudiced here, but if no London in England, no Vesper in England. Same for Stockholm with Sweden. Spain, France, Italy, Germany have multiple cities we would live in. Tell Loserpool to give us Mané, Firmino, Robertson, and Joe Gomez and they can have Hazard. They can have Alonso if they toss in Alexander-Arnold. Tell Shitty to cough up Sané, Bernardo Silva and Gabriel Jesus and Eden is theirs. They can even have Willian if they toss in Mendy, lolol.
  25. PSG's Kylian Mbappe further eclipses Neymar with Time magazine cover http://kwese.espn.com/football/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/3666618/zamora-novelty-anatomical-kit-maintains-spanish-lower-league-tradition