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About Dazzy_Vance

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  • Favourite Chelsea Player Eden Hazard
  1. Serge Aurier

    I wonder if you all got on your high horses when we signed Alonso. What he has done is a thousand times worse than anything Aurier has done.
  2. Benjamin Mendy

    Why wait to be asked? Why not be proactive by making a bid?
  3. Danilo Luiz Da Silva

    Why do people want him? He's awful
  4. Serge Aurier

    Surely we could include a behavioural clause into his contract. Get Drogs to sort him out as well.
  5. Serge Aurier

    Need to fulfill our dickhead quota
  6. Serge Aurier

    Pretty sure he'd be available at a discount price too.
  7. Serge Aurier

    Serge Aurier has been left out of PSG's pre-season squad with the club flying to Miami without the Ivorian. For those of you that don't know him, he is an outstanding player who happens to be a massive knob. He's a physically imposing right back with great positional awareness and exceptional technical ability. The good news is he's available; the bad news is that we are yet to be linked (have I mentioned he's a knob?). He would be absolutely perfect for our RWB position and he must be a huuuge knob because he's extremely talented and it doesn't sound like there is much competition for him (been linked to Spurs for a while and now Man United). Aurier---Kante---Bakayoko and another beast for the left side is the stuff dreams are made of. No midfield in the PL would ever overpower us. Strengths: key passes, aerial duels, passing, dribbling, tackling Weaknesses: attitude
  8. Benjamin Mendy

    F*** City. I hope we hijack this deal.
  9. Danilo Luiz Da Silva

    Serge Aurier please
  10. Alvaro Morata

    Romano is very reliable. Think this one is happening.
  11. Alex Sandro

    De Scilgio is a RB who is replacing Alves.
  12. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

    Don't get your hopes up. He will probably be sold to a French club tomorrow for €15m.
  13. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

    Real Madrid aren't going to sell Morata. They are an elite club and even their backups are bordering world class. Who will they sign if they sell us Morata? Their options are limited. Morata is worth more to them than any low ball offer we make.
  14. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

    I am envious of how City operate each window. They have targets and they go hard for them. Chelsea are living in la la land thinking we can still sign top end talent for sub £30m pounds.
  15. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

    Lmao what an embarrassment this useless club is. Aubameyang stays at Dortmund, Morata stays with RM and Belotti goes to AC Milan. That leaves us with Benteke and Lorente. Mid table will be fun next season. What incentive are we giving guys like TC, Eden and N'Golo to stay? Why would they want to be at a club with no ambition?