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Everything posted by Unionjack

  1. The Mourinho Thread

    Its not a pretty picture. What nightmares are made of. And all that would be a crying shame considering the start we have made It sounds harsh and extreme but 5 upgrades and we could work wonders lol
  2. 8. Ross Barkley

    Our midfield is the part of the team Im fully haopy with. With our 3 main starters we have a backup of 4 that a lot of teams in the PL would kill for. Barkles,Cescy,RLC,Ethan - Oh yeah and Waterboy! OK personally I'd try not to play RLC or Drinks but have no qualms on the others. Its great seeing Markley fit,happy and playing well. He looked like aweightlifter pre season. His bicepts were bigger than Cahills. And his thighs were massive. Eden started last season or season before looking like that, like hed been on the weights,and he started out really stromg If Barkley got a goal right now (Yeah I know just like Morata) it would send him sky high. And it strikes me that he likes being here. Seems to like Eden too Ross Barkley ‘not surprised’ by Eden Hazard’s wonder goal against Liverpool https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/27/ross-barkley-not-surprised-by-eden-hazards-wonder-goal-against-liverpool-7986305/
  3. 29. Álvaro Morata

    You're dead right mate. Excellent choice of word for him We should send him a summons. TalkChelsea have found you guilty of dithering you blithering ijit! I would like nothing better for him to prove us all dead wrong but really cant see any chance of it. But we are going to lose our arses on him money wise. And IF Eden decides to do one we wont get near £100 mill for him. Not going to be able to get the 5 upgrades I'd love us to get.
  4. 10. Eden Hazard

    Or 'Eden fucks scouse twats'
  5. Chelsea 1-1 Liverpool

    Got smaller ones too. I'll send em to ya
  6. Chelsea 1-1 Liverpool

    We just have to keep remembering that Klopp and Pep have had 2 full seasons and a bit with theit squads and 5 transfer windows. Sarri just has the 'bit'!
  7. Unionjacks photoshopped Chelsea odds n sods

    Not really been in a creative mood this year and dont know why but just felt like making summet the other night showing my father in law some stuff I'd done. Then BigBlueWilly started using it as a Av and suggested it would ne nice in Blue lol So I thought sod it. Do it proper. Found a better liverbird to kill and set about cutting them all to pieces. That bit takes hours! The animating part is really quick Added TalkChelsea so peeps can post tem about for some advertising. Made 2 versions.
  8. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Someoine could easily lose an eye like that!
  9. 10. Eden Hazard

    And I hope Eden is also a fan of Magic Box too.
  10. Roman Abramovich

    Well hes got more money than Jim and twice as much as Roman.
  11. Chelsea 1-1 Liverpool

    They put out a strong team. Ive had a visit to a scousers forum just to say Hi lol and after their team was read out they were all 'buzzin for it' Cant see Milner or Moreno playing after their efforts. We just need to bung Mignolet a few quid to pass the ball to Emerson again @bigbluewillie Updated this mate. Done a white BG too so shout if you want it - and smaller ones. Took bloomin yonks!
  12. Liverpool 1-2 Chelsea

    LOL Like I put in the Eden thread I reckon JC has a man crush on our Eden! I bet all the scousers thats heard it and read about it are sending JC fan mail praising him!
  13. Liverpool 1-2 Chelsea

    Aiint got time to go get the link but theres also a scousers tunnel cam too.
  14. Liverpool 1-2 Chelsea

    LOL why else would I mention it ya nutter. But yes the 3rd choice strike may have been a hint but then i look at their 1st two choices and I thought well yeah I can understand being 3rd to those. We all want world class walk into any team players but we just never really had that magnetism. Maybe we should look at 2nd starters that would kill for a break - Just like how CHO and Amps thinking now even at their age. Justr hope the board is already talking to strikers and a Emoji upgrade.
  15. Liverpool 1-2 Chelsea

    Still wouldn 't score even if he had a twin to pass it to mate. I'm boring myself talking about him. Hes got everything rthat should make a striker - even the hair! Maybe he needs a number 1, a beard and some ink.
  16. Liverpool 1-2 Chelsea

    Did Morata score this time round?
  17. Give Us Feedback/Bugs Thread

    Yep would have liked to see that here again But it gets like that on a lot of forums of all types. Up n down up n down. But with Chelsea doing so good its weird. I had a Photoshop site - teaching peeps from all over how to use it but also had other stuff not just graphics. Paid for it all myself. No ads,donations etc. Big server bills. Loadsa Admin mods etc. Place was jumping. The chat box was spinning at one point. But for some reason it slowed right down so I thought sod it
  18. 10. Eden Hazard

    But its good we all have different tastes. Variety makes the world go round. It would be a right boring Soma like place if we all agreed eh!
  19. Give Us Feedback/Bugs Thread

    Its my fave mate. Theresanother but they are all stuck up they're own arses and all agree with each other. I like a good debate now n then lol Gotta get Jim on the job cause its plain daft having ads that no newcommer will see. Might as well just post articles
  20. 10. Eden Hazard

    Soz but cant agree on that one.
  21. 10. Eden Hazard

    LOL Weird but some reason cant play any vids off that account. Tried everything
  22. 10. Eden Hazard

    For some reason the Vids not playing for me. Whats he saying?
  23. 10. Eden Hazard

    LOL so do I - Lots in North London Totally off topic - It was always normal practice to call streets after what went on in it. and as it was the main red light area from mid 12th century thats the name it was given. Just like Cock Lane in Smithfields. All towns and villages have these roads. and was quite legal. But with PC these names get chamged sadly like its something to be ashamed of in history.
  24. 10. Eden Hazard

    Same chicks under Brixton rail bridge only cheaper!
  25. The Mourinho Thread

    We ALL know just how big of a twat Mou can be but theres ben times hes gone bonkers that Ive agreed with him - like Diego laughing on the bench when we were losing. Thats just not right whoever or why. But we really should be worried about his sacking cause we dont need to be Nostradamus to know whats going to happen do we eh?! The slap head ZZ will jump straight into his shoes and be given as much money as necessary for Manure to beat their Manc neighbors and who the fuck do we think will be 1st he snaps his fingers at?? Mr Hazard. That bloke who is farting about with his contract., And because we have fuck all leverage he will also get him for under £100mill I bet. This will leave us looking like twats and with not as much money as we should have to upgrade our top 3. Just like the 3rd Nostradamus's 3rd Antichrist - It's coming!