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Everything posted by Unionjack

  1. Nemanja Matic

    Yeah you're right tho I dont think so about N'Golo. I think he will only get better. Most times I watch us I'm lucky enough to see them live home or away and /I think I watch it live with a different mindset than on the telly where I do tend to be more critical. Whereas at the ground I try hard not to be critical as it just goes to spoiling a good day out. I wait till I come here to whine bitch and moan when necessary haha
  2. 11. Pedro Rodríguez

    When he joined us I couldn't have been happier. He seemed to be just what we needed and looked to be a upgrade on Willian and a proper ballance at last to Eden. But I was so disapointed that he just didn't seem to have anything in him at all worth shouting about. And TBH I'd got to the stage where I wondered if he was some sort of clone! But hats off to the lad hes changed my mind about him totally. I always had this image of him as a happy,funny always smilling guy. Not that thats bad but sometimes you just think when does it become serious to him. But guys I tell ya - his facial features change when hes on his game. He kinda channels a demonic Freddy Mercury character. Love that sort of passion. But I still think we could get better and hopefully Pedro can stay pushing away and giving us great depth. Tho Ive still not forgiven him for this!
  3. Nemanja Matic

    Its very hard for me to get my head round that 2 seasons ago we was praising him being the best DM going and now I'm finding it difficult to understand his thinking sometime. Whether his nose has been put out of place with N'Golo joining and getting all the praise or he just needs a different kind of setup/formation/partner? I really dont know. I really like the lad and chatted with him a short time but theres no room for sentiment in team selection and I personally wouldn't gamble on him next season and hopefully we can find a better option.
  4. 27. Andreas Christensen

    I'm exactly the same mate Look guys I kinda agree with most of you and I can understand all the reasons given to choose any of our new CB choices. But for those of us who want Andreas/Happy/Ake are you selecting them purely because of their youth and history with us? And for those who would like van Dijk/Bonucci etc etc is it because you want a new shiny expensive player? My problem is I'm a typical Libran and unless a choice is obvious I cant make my mind up. and it sometimes does my head in. My question to you all is given that your choice might just change the way our next 2 or 3 seasons goes are you willing to gamble that with your choice? Whats putting me off Andreas is he sounds like some spoiled diva who has had his ego stroked and everyones blowing smoke up his arse. He thinks we owe him a regular starting spot and you just know he will squeem and squeem till he gets his way. Thats not how a team player sounds to me. We dont hear that Cescy has held his breath till he gets a starting spot Ive always loved Happy and there was nothing I'd have loved to see more than pairing him with Varane. But I see this injury is still affecting him as it would and I really dont know about the lad now. So me if I had to risk our next 2 or 3 seasons on a Cahill replacement (which I guess is what we are looking at) I would go with a complete,ried and tested guy like Bonucci. Yes I would also more than likely keep Andreas and hope that Conte can get into his head and give him the experience/time so when we have had Bonuccis last years and sold him to China for a profit then we got Andreas all sorted in place.
  5. Andrea Conti

    A Typical Conte Player? Why Chelsea Need To Sign This Exciting Serie A Defensive Talent http://the4thofficial.net/2017/04/typical-conte-player-chelsea-need-sign-exciting-serie-defensive-talent/
  6. Diego Costa

    Chelsea striker Diego Costa escapes FA ban for challenge on Vincent Kompany DIEGO COSTA will not face any action for his studs up challenge on Vincent Kompany. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/603438/Chelsea-Man-City-Diego-Costa-Vincent-Kompany-FA-ban-Mike-Dean
  7. Guys I just want to say thank you for your thoughts and words and cant tell ya right now how theyre appreciated buy both of us. Shes not my wife 'on paper' tho we had our blessings taken by a Monk friend of ours in Goa surrounded by all our friends who came out to join us..

    Shes had to put up with alot from me over time but we have never had 1 raised voice row.

    She knows alot about Chelsea as her dad has been a follower since the late 50s. And she gets to hear all thats going on here as I talk to the monitor while typing hahaha

    It was some very stange things happening at the time that put us together as I first met her at my sisters funeral and then 6 months later my mum died with C so I was 16, on the borderline of following my uncle to being a total headcase or getting my shit together. I ended up Djing for a mates Birthday and I had done some mind altering substance and in walked a angel glowing white! And she walked over to me. My mouth dropped open cause I didn't recognize her.

    Anyway we ended up on the Thames Embamkment talking till 9am about everything.

    I arranged to go pick her up - knocked on her door - and the guy who answerered the door was the manager of my fishing club who I got on great with. He asked me how I knew where he lived and out walks his daughter saying I had come to see her!!

    Her old man knew EVERYTHING about me and knew I was into drugs and Chelsea but he also knew I was a nice lad.

    As all my family apart from my uncle had passed away I was basically on my owm. So I was asked to move in with their family.

    So its been an excellent life since then and I wouldn't have asked for anything different.

    Cacer is a bastard and unfortunately too many of us will get to realize that.

    I pray to the atoms that when yout rimes come you have the strength, love and support to get your heads through it.

    No need to respond guys. Just wanted to clear my head a bit.

    Love and Peace!

  8. Felipe Anderson

    But he seems to have everything we would need for WB on either side.
  9. Isco

    He has a strongest rating as a Forward Right. But is he an upgrade on our RW? As they dont really stay where theyre RW is but get all over the pitch. Maybe him zig zagging about linking everyone together in the top 1/3 might be good. But still getting links to him. Tho I think they want to sell him to create more money to offer us for Eden.
  10. Joke Thread

    As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the duck's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m sorry, your duck Cuddles, has passed away.” The distressed woman wailed, “Are you sure?” “Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead,” replied the Vet. “How can you be so sure?” she protested. “I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.” The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a Labrador. As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.” The Vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$. 3000!” she cried, “$. 3000 just to tell me my duck is dead!” The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $100, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $3000 A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket." "Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!
  11. Federico Bernardeschi

    I dont have enough thoughts about him yet one way or another. But some good views on here about him so I'll stay open minded Seems theres still interest and no chance him going to Juve eh! Chelsea receive huge transfer boost over summer move for Serie A sensation ANTONIO CONTE has been given a boost in his pursuit of Fiorentina star Federico Bernardeschi, according to reports in Italy. http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/788761/Chelsea-news-Antonio-Conte-transfer-gossip-Fiorentina-Federico-Bernardeschi-Juventus
  12. Alvaro Morata

    Very peculiar isn't it? All we have heard about "what Conte wants" is Morata. You would have expected even over winter him phoning, touching base, saying look mate, Im playing with the idea of you joining up with us and wanted to know your thoughts before I go any further. But obviously all BS Unless its a cunning plan!
  13. Alexis Sanchez

    As a mad keen angler I would go anywhere to catch a fish. But edible fish - best in world is Australia mate. Ive tried to get visas there 3 times now but oh well. But I get the analogy with beautiful scales. I call them shirt sellers. Like Pog over Konte
  14. Chelsea 2-1 Man City

    Thought that myself about Tibo! A compete mess by defence and him. https://streamable.com/flqi7
  15. Chelsea 2-1 Man City

    We get loadsa 'what ifs' every week that just coulda changed the whole game/season. Bloody Paeson last week deny that obvious handball penalty, players on both sides always missing open goals or hitting wood. I'm probably wrong but always seems we end up on the worse part of it or it might be Mou's them v us attitude still hanging around, It needs exorcising .
  16. 24. Gary Cahill

    I give the guy his dues WHEN he deserves them. which is more fewer than often,but IMHO he doesn't offer us enough to keep him as a regular starter. If we could just bring him on for offensive fset pieces then off again Id keep him (and same with Iva)
  17. Joke Thread

    Northern Territory farm hand (an Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager. "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the truck. The pig's ok, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my truck and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out." The manager says, "Ok, there's a .303 rifle behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him." Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, "I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on". "Now what's the problem?" raged the Manager. "Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch."
  18. Joke Thread

    Excellent. Cant remember what prog on telly I heard it this week.
  19. Joke Thread

    Brother Baku lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Head Friar said to him: "Brother Baku, you have been here 5 years now, you may speak two words." Brother Baku said, "Hard Bed." "I'm sorry to hear that" the Head Friar said. "We will get you a better bed." After another 5 years, Brother Baku was called by the Head Friar. "You may say another two words Brother Baku." "Cold Food." said Brother Baku, and the Head Friar assured him that the food would be better in the future. On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Head Friar summoned Brother Baku to hear his allowed 2-words. "I Quit." said Brother Baku. "It is probably best." said the Head Friar. "You've done nothing but complain since you've been here..... Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose, and they managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said that the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded, and the plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick managed to survive the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?" Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . . In and out . . . . in and out . . . . A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . . She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . . Between her breasts . . . . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . . She was getting near to the end . . . . !! He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . . Forwards then backwards . . . . Forward then backward . . . . Again . . . . and, again . . . . !! Her heart was pounding now . . . . Her face was flushed . . . . She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . . Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . . She shouted . . . . : "OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park . . . . You do it . . . . !!"
  20. Alvaro Morata

    See theres got to be some reason the Don wants this guy. I know my 1st preference is Rom but thats because hes a proven PL goal scorer thats young and wants so much to emulate his hero Drogs that hes going to be on fire, Just MAYBE Conte has other players and ideas he wants us to get to put another team together Every year I say I'm not going to look at transfers!!
  21. Felipe Anderson

    Not seen any activity at all from any team concering him for awhile. But yes I think he would make us a good RWB, Shame hes not good on the left too
  22. Diego Costa

    Or MAYBE Roms better than some here think he is I knew there would be a backlash after his kick out last night. Hes his oiwn worse enemy. Everyone around me in the stands had their heads in their hands just wondering WTF is going on with him. Hes not seemed his bouncy labradour fun self in training neither from the pics/vids Ive seen. Theres got to be summet in his head thats thrown his game off so much. But if he gets a 4 game ban just WTF doo we do? I cant see Conte do a 360 and start Bats. So it will be Willian - Eden - Pedro. That is IF Moses is fit. Lets hope the ban doesn't woek
  23. Chelsea 2-1 Man City

    Alot of problems amongst the lads but lets just hope we can keep our heads (Diego) and just keep knocking them down. After our 1st goal I was quite looking forward to a dominating game but of course someones got to fuck that thought up and last night it was Tibo. OMFG what was he thinking about? His babies in Madrid? He keeps doing daft shit like that. What I find pretty amazing is that Conte (Chelsea) is the first to beat Pep home and away in a season!. Thats a pretty good record
  24. 13. Thibaut Courtois

    Now thats gotta stay in your head while its going on. To have one kid already and shes pregnant and on her way back to Madrid. Ive not got any but I know it would tear me up not to be with my young child and one on the way. Unless of course its not his!! Is this KDBs ex? Chelsea keeper Thibaut Courtois splits from pregnant girlfriend Marta Dominguez Thibaut Courtois and Marta Dominguez split in September last year The couple have a daughter, Adriana, and another baby on the way Marta has returned to Madrid while Courtois has stayed in London with Chelsea http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4378578/Chelsea-keeper-Courtois-pregnant-Marta-Dominguez-split.html#ixzz4dNHLbzDL
  25. Chelsea 2-1 Man City

    Cheers man. Think we're cool tho We normally just book a flight and travel light but its the one place we're gonna do it 5 star. Sat down with a mate whos been and sorted out a 10 days there. Want to see a museum in Lima (what is it with ancient Peruvian pornographic artwork lol ) she wants to get some pink salt from site etc