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  1. Riyad Mahrez

    Chelsea odds slashed to sign Leicester star Riyad Mahrez CHELSEA have seen their odds slashed by the bookies to sign Leicester star Riyad Mahrez. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/675582/Chelsea-Leicester-Riyad-Mahrez-Odds-Transfer-News-Rumours-Gossip?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+daily-star-football+(Daily+Star+%3A%3A+Football+Feed)
  2. Edin Dzeko

    Is that drool coming from the end of her mouth? If these 2 do come off added with Rossy it might just end up being our best window for a few. Lets hope Conte is of the thought they are both fit and understand OUR game. You can imagune Dzeko will be of the mindset to want to prove himself to a few people here eh. Also Rossy. And theres not much more needed for someone to shine than that. Rowntrees jelly wobble time. Blimey Ive just noticed this is my 5K post!!! Yahoooya!
  3. We was just trying to keep the urchins off the street. Who knows what they woulda turned into if we hadn't of been there. They could have ended up at a north London club!
  4. Ruben Loftus-Cheek

    LOL At least its news eh
  5. Ruben Loftus-Cheek

    Ankle injury makes Loftus-Cheek doubtful for World Cup https://dailytimes.com.pk/184722/ankle-injury-makes-loftus-cheek-doubtful-world-cup/
  6. Gabby Agbonlahor

    Didn't have to read it and dont have to believe it. It doesn't say hes coming. Its just another RUMOUR like every other link we have ever had. Do we just start posting the ones you like? Blimey I know its hard times but gotta stop listening to the Leonard Cohen mate
  7. Gabby Agbonlahor

    What the fucks going on?? We seem to be linked with every soddin over the hill player going! Sounds perfec!! Chelsea Line up Shock Transfer For Villa Striker Gabby Agbonlahor https://www.myoldmansaid.com/chelsea-line-up-shock-transfer-for-villa-striker-gabby-agbonlahor/
  8. Emerson Palmieri

    Emerson can play both sides like Dave. I'd still like us to get a defender with some presence and agression you could just say 'sick em' and they would be rolling on the floor in agony. And if they were a good hoofer and able tohold the ball and dribble that would be a plus lol Like a morph of Filipe Luis and Bane!
  9. 13. Thibaut Courtois

    Keep Court Chelsea set to make Thibaut Courtois best paid player on £200,000-a-week when Belgian pens new deal Belgian stopper set to more-than double his wages as he snubs a move to Spanish giants Real Madrid https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5376434/chelsea-thibaut-courtois-new-contract/
  10. Brighton - Chelsea

    Rossy - Eden - Willian Alonso - Kante - Luiz - Moses Ampadu - Andreas - Dave Willy
  11. The Conte Thread

    Luis Enrique may replace Antonio Conte: Juliano Belletti to join Chelsea - EXCLUSIVE CHELSEA could turn to a Barcelona dream team to succeed Antonio Conte. Starsport can reveal the pairing of Luis Enrique and former Blues defender Juliano Belletti are in the frame to take over in the summer. Former Barca boss Enrique would replace Conte as coach with Belletti joining him at Stamford Bridge as his director of football. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/675249/Luis-Enrique-may-replace-Antonio-Conte-Juliano-Belletti-to-join-ex-Barca-boss-EXCLUSIVE
  12. Gabby Agbonlahor

    Hes been suspended by Villa for 'bad behaviour' and want him to take a wage cut from his £55k a week. The supporters just want shot of their 1 time hero.
  13. Gabby Agbonlahor

    Must be or we wouldn't be linked to him! Or hes a walking wounded. Has to be a piss take.
  14. Emerson Palmieri

    Juventus had agreed to deal with Chelsea target Emerson before injury http://www.calciomercato.com/en/news/juventus-had-agreed-to-deal-with-chelsea-target-emerson-before-i-30202
  15. Gabby Agbonlahor

    Just look at those weaknesses! Its a sad case when the weaknesses are longer than the strengths! Sounds fuckin purfect!
  16. Gabby Agbonlahor

    LOL You think you joke!! But this wasn't a 'wishlist' its a Rumoured. I'd send him to the knackers yard!
  17. Olivier Giroud

    I quite like Giroud. Got everthing we need. Tall for Conte. and as hes only had 1 start in PL this season I'd bet we could tempt him. Plus piss off a bunch of Arseholes. Be strange hin sxoring against Cech and us going bonkers! I'd feel like I was cheating.
  18. Emerson Palmieri

    I dont like counting chickens buy he does SEEM a step up on Alonso. Pretty nippy, good pass and crosser, good with the ball at his feet, good tackler and plays both wings. Wing wing situation!!!
  19. Emerson Palmieri

    Chelsea have now agreed fee to sign player, details of move still being finalised http://sportwitness.co.uk/chelsea-serie-side-agree-price-player-now-need-work-details-deal/
  20. 8. Ross Barkley

    Cant understand this in interview. “Ross is in a good physical condition,” “Yesterday he played 70 minutes in a friendly game. For tomorrow he's in the squad. He's coming with us for the game against Brighton. I don't know if during the game I will decide to give him the chance to play a part of the game or if I want to wait. “For now he's in the squad. He has to continue to improve, to work with us, with our ideas.”
  21. Edin Dzeko

    Just deal with it!
  22. Christian Benteke

    But WTF we looking at some payer much worse than Morata at his worse. Hes scored 1 goal in 17 games. I cant take many more of these guys Chelsea eye shock loan move for Crystal Palace forward Christian Benteke CHELSEA are eyeing a shock loan move for Crystal Palace forward Christian Benteke. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/675364/Chelsea-shock-loan-move-Crystal-Palace-Christian-Benteke
  23. Edin Dzeko

    Anythings possible but how would he know Conte liked him unless they had talked? So at least it SOUNDS like we were/are serious anyway.
  24. I was Djng at a mates party and he was there with Seal. He came over to say he liked the music and would I do a spot for a party he was throwing. So gave him my number. Didn't expect to hear owt then about 3:00 one morning my phone goes and says Hi its David! So I thinks its me mate winding me up so laughs and says Yeah right fuck off lol. Hes saying no it is. So I hanged up. He sends me a text saying that he really was him. So I phoned back of course and sure enough was him. Was just in this big house in West Hampstead. There were 2 big rooms for Dancing etc and loadsa Djs doing a hour each and loads of off the head people. I was on at 4am but peeps were havng a boogie. Didnt know anyone else there just the 4 of us that went. I got loadsa brownie points off the Mrs cause she used to have his posters on her wall as a kid lol Left about 11 in the morning but was still going on when I left.