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Everything posted by Unionjack

  1. Chelsea Kits 2017/18

    Great looking top and loved our old Lion stars crest. The supposed new 1st strip doing the rounds just look cheap and nasty to me yet the away kits very smart. Lets hope its bollox!
  2. The Mourinho Thread

    Yes its about as an exciting a final as the unbiased football public could want to see, And I still love the FA Cup. I dont understand at all why peeps seem not to rate it highly, I imagine that every academy lad in the country dreams of playing in the cup final. But I would dearlt relish seeing Jose going thru meltdown on the touchline Which is 100% dsifferent to love seeing him run don the touchline full of passion punching the Chelsea badge. But we all know Joses tricks full of smoke and mirrors and we know just how much turmoil he can cause at a club. I loved the guy at the start of both his spells with us but I wouldn't think about having him back here. And will emit a splash of sex wee when he implodes with Manure. And ya just know it will happen. Lets hope its at Wembley eh lol
  3. 14. Tiemoue Bakayoko

    When we first signed him I thought it was a great buy. But then after seeing his early games I wondered if the Chelsea curse had got him. But I thought I'd keep an open mind on him and the lads had some good spells tho no continuity. On paper hes a great partner for our wee baldy man and he has shown us he knows where the goal is and helps others to score. As a B2B I cant see him as our new Lamps but I am open to the idea of seeing how he goes next season. And as it looks like Conte has full faith in him hes got to have something in him. And he did get some praise from him in the after game interview. Along with Pedro and Morata.
  4. Charly Musonda Jr.

    That would be the bollox of an idea and a great team to put forward in another league
  5. The European Leagues & Competitions Thread V2

    And I'll add a curse on Spuds to continue their annual late season freeze so we can beat their arses into the CL spots.
  6. Kalidou Koulibaly

    Was a cracker. But I always thought Happy would get like that with the size of his bonce. He was MOTM too.
  7. Charly Musonda Jr.

    I probably agree with you but I find that its a SIMILAR situatuin with alot of our academy lads that get loaned out. Players should always get played by merit but MAYBE its time to add a clause into contracts? The way I see it - and I'm probably wrong - is while our youth teams all do very good polaying together AS A TEAM its once they leave that comfort zone they tend not to make the jump. Is it a case of the team unit having more strength than individual talent?
  8. Kalidou Koulibaly

    I thought we offered almost that for him? Our new Hulk!! I still want Telles too.
  9. The Conte Thread

    Just read this in Calciomercato which basically confirms what we have all said and thought. http://www.calciomercato.com/en/news/revealed-what-abramovich-told-conte-about-chelsea-summer-transfe-49049 It is widely known that Chelsea’s board and Conte collided when it came to program the last summer transfer campaign. According to the Italian paper Abramovich didn’t accept Conte’s request to spend big to strengthen the team with the Russian owner who reportedly told his manager that he didn’t see why he couldn’t continue to win the same team that had just won the Champions League.
  10. Swansea v Chelsea

    We are hoping that once again Spuds will do their end of season freeze! Imagine supporting them year in year out with sod all to sho for it. Might be worse for them next season IF Mr potato head himself goes to Spain somewhere. By rights it should be a walkover for us but theyre in a desperate situation - as were Saints the other week.
  11. Anthony Martial

    I would hate to see a red Willi!! To me again like 2016 hes probably been our best player IMO. I love his passion,commitment and he obviously loves the club. OK I'd rather have someone more able to run at players and get greedy for goal but I'd alays keep him as a backup if he could handle that. Maybe he fancies Spain for his remaining years? But Martial does look promising and think he would be a good option. Again it all depends on new ?? Manager and formations etc etc. That problem needs sorting out before end of season.
  12. 9. Álvaro Morata

    Nobody hates that North London club more than me and I do love seeing them do really bad but it doesn't ever stop me giving credit where its due, I dont like Vinegar tits but what he did with that club at their height was amazing. When a player joins us no matter who it is or where from that lad is Chelsea and I'll shout for him like some loony till its obvious hes a fuckup.
  13. 13. Thibaut Courtois

    And get that soddin great big gap between his legs sorted out! LOL My thoughts too. And was thinking exactly the same thing about them buying Eden till yesterday. Cause I know if I was Perez I wouldn't be thinking on paying £100++ Mill for someone playing as bad as him for alot of this season. And not for the first season. Might sound harsh cause when Eden is ON hes shit hot but those times are getting further apart IMO.
  14. 18. Olivier Giroud

    Sounds like Eden. Knowing some on here probably after Swansea lol Also really liked what Morata did seemingly praying for forgiveness and punching the badge which I know is only a small thing but its a touch I always like to see and I avsolutely loved it when Mou did it on a coule of days with real emotion in it. Ive been really pleasantly suprized at the guy. And I know the pressure will be on Conte (or whatever manager we had or will have) to continue playing Morata due to how much he cost, but hes got to be our main striker at present. I hoped that buying him would give Morata that extra bit of needle to get him up and full of swag but I'm not sure if hes got any. They both seem really good lads but we have to stick with current form.
  15. 4. Cesc Fàbregas

    I wouldn't think many of us would say no to a young Bale but I'm sick to death of us buying wonky donkeys! Its either we are buying lads needing regular time off thru long standing injuries (or made of glass), or theyre in their twilight years and nowhere near the top of their game or theyre wannabes that are fyll of hype and 'potential'. We have never been 'THAT' team top players are dying to play for so we either get in really fast for transfer EG Costa,Kante,Cescy or we dig deep and bribe the sods to come to us! I'm all up for having a whipround to bribe someones agent!! Not sure about Balotelli. Not seen his French games but still think of him as a twat! But have read hes come back to some form.
  16. 4. Cesc Fàbregas

    Im still not sure about Bats tho. I know hes been Ok but its a different type of league there. Its all going to depend on whatever manager we get. And it SEEMS if you listen to the media that Roman has his heart set on Bale who I really donr want here.
  17. 4. Cesc Fàbregas

    MAYBE some deal with Dortmund for Bats?
  18. 4. Cesc Fàbregas

    I couldn't agree more mate. I really do love Cescy and had a big man crush on him when he was a Gooner but we need to play him in a 3 man CM to give him the time and space he now needs to do his magic - letting him go forward or back into the deep pocket. We have been crying out for a Lamps replacement ever since Shitty conned us into thinking he was going straight to the US. We have hardly any creativity and a priority must be to give Kante a real B to B partner and preferably one who can donate some goals and assists. But we all know those players are very few and far between and getting one to come to us will be one fucckin great big challenge (Specially for OUR transfer team!!!) But who knows eh! Mustn't be down before we find out just who the feck our manager will be! Maybe THATS our priority?
  19. Chelsea pngs

    How can I help mate? Is this the one you want? As its white Idid one with stroke so you can see it lol Lemme know if you need owt else.
  20. Unionjacks photoshopped Chelsea odds n sods

    No prob mate. Which one you want?
  21. Just some photoshopped funny bits Ive done at times this past season. Ive not included signatures as theres too many.
  22. Manu Trigueros

    Manu Trigueros receives an appetizing offer to change Villarreal CF for the glamor of the Premier League Chelsea are lining up a €35million (£31m) offer for Villarreal midfielder Manu Trigueros https://theshedender.com/2018/01/tabloid-talk/chelsea-preparing-31m-offer-for-spanish-midfield-general/ https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=es&u=https://www.elgoldigital.com/manu-trigueros-recibe-una-apetecible-oferta-cambiar-villarreal-cf-glamour-la-premier-league/&prev=search
  23. Man City 1-0 Chelsea

    Fuckin reminds me of those up in MH got their laptops watching Youtubes and putting selfies on their FB pages. They dont know sod all about Chelsea. Yet come onto one of our busiest forums and the apathy is awful. I dont look at Chelsea thru rose tinted shades but I do support them 100% and shout my damned fool head off whether Im at the game,in a pub or sitting in front of the telly. We might not like all the decisions/player selections/transfers etc but we cant do sod all about it. I start every game thinking we will win and till it goes the full 90 this poor deluded git will always think we will. Sorry guys but not in the mood for forum stuff cause me heads all over the place but my spirits here with ya and my heart out with the lads. COME ON YOU FUCKIN BLUES!!!!
  24. 22. Willian

    And most wasted comment today : Just imagine the chemistry IF KDB had still been around with Eden and Willi.
  25. Alessandro Florenzi

    2 problems as I see it. He loves Roma and his being off for 11 months with his anterior cruciate ligament injuries. But he seems strong now and been back since September. Whats your thoughts?