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  1. The Mourinho Thread

    You look at him. EVERY season he looks relaxed.healthy,alert. No bags under his eyes. And by the end of the season he looks absolutely fucked up! For someone who can supposedly thrive on stress he doesn't seem to handle it very well at all. Jose Mourinho reveals he was 'dying' in laundry basket during incredible Chelsea incident JOSE MOURINHO has relived the stunning story of how he nearly died as he hid from UEFA officials in a laundry basket in 2005. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1074894/Jose-Mourinho-laundry-basket-Chelsea-UEFA-Champions-League
  2. Philippe Coutinho

    Philippe Coutinho: Chelsea make contact with Barcelona over £100m transfer - EXCLUSIVE CHELSEA have asked Barcelona to keep them in touch with any plans they have to offload former Liverpool star Philippe Coutinho. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1074821/Philippe-Coutinho-transfer-news-Barcelona-Chelsea
  3. Arber Zeneli

    Whereas we are a nightmare! Really need to set our sights a tad higher.
  4. Nabil Fekir

    I so so wish we would go in for him but who am I kidding. Not even convincing myself and I'm wasted! Probably end up going thru bins! Nabil Fekir to Chelsea: Midfielder provides update on reported interest and his Lyon future https://www.football.london/chelsea-fc/transfer-news/nabil-fekir-chelsea-transfer-news-15702137
  5. Anthony Martial

    Well yet again we didn't step up when we had the chance and now hes signed a new 5 year contract and play his socks off/
  6. Last Film You Watched

    Just watched The Guard from my list above. Excellent film. Gotta watch it. The guard is the guy with the funny eye in Harry Potter amongst many other things hes been in.
  7. hahaha Need some cheering up! Thats twice youve cracked me up in 2 minutes! Need a few drops of you every day. And yes great chewn! Am a bit wired and need to chill some so got a big splash of brandy in me coffee a big spliff and got Mr Zinnermans Blood on the Tracks on - A masterpiece!!
  8. 10. Eden Hazard

    Meant here in his thread Mrs
  9. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    EXACTLY my point!
  10. Arsenal - Chelsea

    LOL See the one I did for Willian? One of my better ones!
  11. 5. Jorginho

    Never a flop. But certainly lit no fires that 1st season did he.
  12. 10. Eden Hazard

    Not a thing said about Eden today. Shock!
  13. 5. Jorginho

    As peeps love to continually say about Eden is a player can only be as good as the players around him. If our most creative player and best passer doesn;t have targets to pass to then what can he do?
  14. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    Old boys should sell that diet hes on. Sell it in north London. Saw enough fugly old fat bald gooners today that thought they were still hard to last me a lifetime.
  15. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    We had 2 very tough managers before Sarri came in and they said exactly the same thing Sarri has. Sarri came in and at the start of the seasom to a member we all said it was great having such a nice frienly manager, how nice and refreshing it was to have a manager that wanted to have fun. Oh how the lads played and laughed in practice! But the lads are very clever. They learned well with Mou the old smoke and mirrors. But they still totally confuse me. Going from the way we played against shitty. Fire in our belly, otganized, quick. What the fuck could have gone wrong since then? If you're going to tell me all this is down to a false 9 I'll call you delude. Even if Eden absolutely detested being in that position hes a big boy who wears big boy trousers. He should suck it the fuck up and do as good a job as he possibly can. I wonder what the members are thinking who dont think Alonso is bad right now? Proud of yer boy are you? OK Sarri might not have done himself any favors saying all this but hes not had the experience of working his way from club to club across Europe. He still has hes balls and pride so tells it like he sees it. We know the dressing room will now get even worse and our results will too. They dont take criticism. On;y arms rtound the shouders and a pat on the arse. I dont know what the answer is with this selection of players! I think its time we changed the majority of them. Time for a complete fresh start. Get the old bad blood out and a complete transfusion. Yeah right like that will happen! Lets get a new manager instead - nowt wrong with the players we got.