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  • Memory Munich That game has given me my lowest lows and highest highs in football. Going from thinking we had lost it to going absolutely bonkers.

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  1. Funny Picture and Video Thread

    I'm like Willian and I like a good smiley and came across these. They cracked me up. https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/600878775259597105/
  2. Donny Van De Beek

    We use him as a starter? Instead of Mat K?
  3. Júnior Firpo

    Sarri seems to be a nice chap. One who likes characters. Might be what Mendy needs.
  4. OK chaps and chicks thats me outta here on my hols. I'm off for 4 or 5 weeks and only thing I will miss is not being able to goto see us take Manure apart, my records and 12 months have been really g you luvly lot a8500b03f6eb91c03d4c2b4af8f3f2b5.gif

    Gotta admit these last 12 months have been really tough and would have lost it at times if not for some mates and even coming on here. I know I talk some bullshit, specially at 3 or 4am off the head, but its kept my head busy. So - sorry - but thanks for putting up with me!

    Right, Off to luvly Goa. Sun,Sea and getting Shit faced. Just what Dr Robert ordered!

    Love and Peace guys. Give the lads an extra COYFB for me yeah!

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  5. I doubt now with hindsight and forethought that we would nearly all take him back right now as our number 1 striker. BUT IF we are really serious about competing against shitty and Victimpool (Ive collared FBs term tho I do like scouse gits too lol) we need a serious striker with us. And I'm sure we all have our eyes on our own faves but I do wish we would go all out for Icardi or Dybala. And we know how blinking hard it would be to entice Dybala from Juve so we have to go in hard without trying to pennypinch (as if it would be at all possible) for Icardi. Probably be £110-£125 mill butwe would be quids in apart from the goals! Shirt sales, adbertising and bums on seats etc etc! But of course I really wouldn't turn my nose up at Piatek, Martial, Talisca, Belotti, , Or after being educated my Mz @Vesper Maxi Gomez or that guy Lautaro Martínez . But we do need to seriouslt look at players to give us goals. Both in the CF amd RW positions.
  6. Júnior Firpo

    Lots of good info. Ta Mrs. He does look the bizz. Wonder whats going on with Mendy. Really thought he would be good. But he does have 5 assists so far this year
  7. Unionjacks photoshopped Chelsea odds n sods

    Another creative night lol Only basic wallpaper/screensavers but if anyone would like anything in particular I don't mind just gimme a shout - after my hols lol Made them thumbnails so gotta click them etc if you want to grab one.
  8. 10. Eden Hazard

    He coulda picked a smaller one Made a few new Gifs
  9. AGREE mate! Lot of money for a couple of toots! Specially as it was dirt cheap then.
  10. Funny Picture and Video Thread

    Amazing old photos of how life has changed in what is really a short time
  11. Joe Cole

    Joe Cole commenting on Eden
  12. 30. David Luiz

    I dont like the people on the site in general but the guy on the rare occasion does make a good article Just read this about Luiz. Some of it was interesting Watch out world, David Luiz is really good again! Back in from the cold, David Luiz has become indispensable to Sarri’s first-choice lineups https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2018/10/2/17919556/watch-out-world-david-luiz-is-really-good-again
  13. Last Film You Watched

    As this isnt a film post and as we dont have a General TV thread (was sure there was one) and as the thread to Mr Robot has been archived I didn't know where else to post this. But if any Mod or Admin finds out please move it - Ta!! I watched the opening episode when it started then went away travelling and never got back into it. But I do that with a lot of good series and find myself downloading multiple series and having a couple of days doing nowt but watch them/ Well I did that with Mr Robot. Got all 3 series from my fave local friendly torrent site and just watched season 1. Have put the other 2 seasons on a data stick to take and watch on my hols lol But I found myself wondering summet I wonder if anyone can help me with. As it SEEMS SO FAR that Elliot has many umm social and mental issues,, is one of them that he has Multiple Personality Disorder?? Is Mr Robot an imagined character OR Is Mr Robot real and ELLIOT the imagined character?? Theres a couple of things that make me ask like when Mr Robot tells Elliot that 'They Can See Me' And as Mr Robot has formed the group Elliot joined he has been around longer. Yet Elliot lives at his Mums. And whats with Elliots sister Darlene? She must be imagined too if Mr Robot is real!! I love series like this that you dont know fuck all really and it forever makes you keep asking questions! Its a bastard watching it on my own as theres nobody to nudge and keep asking them So I'm nudging you lot! WTF is going on????
  14. General Chelsea Stuff

    I often come across stuff that we dont have anywhere that we already have a thread open to post it. And I'm sure others have/do to. Things about the Chelsea in general. The team as a whole, the supporters - whatever. And I couldn't think of a better section to make it. Love this Tweet - The Willian and T'Boa ones cracked me up. Pretty much hits the nail on the head!
  15. Krzysztof Piatek

    Links keep coming and APPARENTLY WE have made contact! Chelsea initiate talks to beat Man United and Liverpool to transfer of goal machine out-scoring Neymar and Eden Hazard The 12 goals already from this season https://www.caughtoffside.com/2018/10/02/krzysztof-piatek-chelsea-man-united-liverpool-transfer-talks/ Sources have also told CaughtOffside Piatek has attracted interest from a number of other Premier League clubs, with Manchester United, Liverpool, Tottenham, Everton, Leicester City and Wolves scouting him this season. Italian sides have also understandably taken notice of his form, with big boys Juventus, Napoli and Roma all keeping a close eye on the Poland international’s progress. We must get in quick with Leicester,Everton and Wolves after him too eh!!!