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  • Bio Live in Brixton but spend far too much time in Peterborough.
  • Gender Male
  • Location 4 miles South East of The Bridge
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Ngolo Kante
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  • Memory Munich That game has given me my lowest lows and highest highs in football. Going from thinking we had lost it to going absolutely bonkers.
  • Interests Travel/Dj/Beach bum. Love dossing round India/Thailand for months on end. Been to India 14 times mainly Goa getting wrecked. Do a bit of Djing.Spend a fortune on a massive record collection - Northern Soul/R&B and 60s,70s funk. And I'd travel anywhere to catch a fish.


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  1. Alex Sandro

    This would be on the same scale as us signing N'Golo last season. I know this time of the year all the shit stirring cunts connected to the sport do their best work. All the media,click merchants, players agents and entourages,salesmen etc all trying to get more money for doing fuck all. So its difficult to tell truth and bullshit apart. But we are being linked with some blinding players and we gotta hope at least some of them come off. Lets see what occurs after July 1st eh.
  2. Marco Verratti

  3. Romelu Lukaku

    My thoughts too. Hopefilly hes not on his Jack
  4. The Conte Thread

    I wonder if theres owt to the Roman stopping Bonnucci deal? Will obviously go for Alves too surely? If its to do with the strict 1 year contract for over 30s and not many players in that class wanting just a 1 year one. You woulda thunk that any manager knowing the rep we have had with managers woulda gone thru his contract with a fine tooth comb. Specially concerning his powers of control of team both incoming and outgoing. Conte doesnt strike me as a stupid lad and had his people check them back and forth Theres always just a little bit of truth to al the media shite so lets hope theres not TOO much.
  5. Chelsea Kits 2016/17

    Without seeing the details too close and sleeve sponser I like them. Specially the dark one.
  6. Marco Verratti

    Ahhhh getting ya know! Its Platting piss! Like platting fog.
  7. Marco Verratti

    Meaning Ive always had is you piss on a shallow plate then freeze it and put it under someones door so they think they did it when they wake up. What meaning you got?
  8. Marco Verratti

    Mrs said that to me once. Then I explained the meaning to her. Ive never understood how we use it in the context we do. But I hope youre wrong bruv.Ive already offered to donate me left dangley if we signed him! M!
  9. Dani Alves

    I sadly see this like the problem Roman supposedly has with Bonnucci. With our strict 1 year policy over 30 I can guess both Alves AND Bonnucci would want a couple of years.
  10. Alex Sandro

    Keep em crossed guys! Lets hope this ones coming off (AND its one of Contes!) I said back in Jan sales we should pay what they wanted and loan him back till the summer. Hes got to be a starter in any team he walks into. Im getting more and more convinced about this June 1st date being one for naming transfers for us. You can imagine the pressure Nikes put on the club not wanting any new signing in old kit cant ya! Come June 1st we will have a fuckin great list coming in! , Conte and Eden will have signed new contracts, Emenalo and Grav will both come out declaring they cant compete with the Don and plead for his forgiveness and Roman will give Conte the keys to his private bathroom at the Bridge.((Bugger offf its my dream )
  11. The Conte Thread

    +99 LIKES!!! Its very rare nowadays that a buy like N'gol coes along. Top talent at shit hot price. But I wonder just if we woulda bought him if he was say £5 mill more?? I'm wondering ore n more. Has our incoming transfers been price capped? In these days of the TOP clubs attracting all the top name players as it is it doesn't seem to make a bit of difference we got a shit hot mamager,just won the premiership (again), a owner that we all assume gives the manager his backing (hmmmm!) So clubs like us IF we are serious about competeing with these teams then we need to pay thru the nose for certaib key players. If not then we might as well just use or youth and be happy to be in mid table with a 2nd rate manager.
  12. The Conte Thread

    It would be interesting to know what this £200mill is made up from. Does it include players sold? And will it include the plaers that we will sell? When Conte said we needed 6 players that was pre Costa. And with it looking like Matic is off thats 2 more starters needs replacing. I think £200 mill is a drop in the ocean to what we NEED. I'm worried. It seems no matter how we look at it we wont get enough players to upgrade the starters let alone add depth.
  13. The Conte Thread

    Got more than a whif of the Emenalo power play about it again. He knows hes fitted tight up Romans arse and hes stamping his 'authority' I'm sorry if I upset anyone who likes him but he reminds me of a snidey bacjstabber who arsehole creeps to anyone. He should fuck off. But not much chance of that eh. IF this comes down to a powerplay and the Don says I'm outta here then we got that revolving managers door again, Lets just hope its a load of bollox!
  14. Kalidou Koulibaly

    Every soddin year! Just thinking how Koulibaly and Bakayoko? Both big strong fast.
  15. General Transfer Talk

    Who knows how these things work mate? I'd have thoughtt we would try to get business sorted before preseason starts so Conte knows what hes got to play with.