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  • Bio Live in Brixton but spend far too much time in Peterborough.
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  • Location 4 miles South East of The Bridge
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Ngolo Kante
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  • Memory Munich That game has given me my lowest lows and highest highs in football. Going from thinking we had lost it to going absolutely bonkers.
  • Interests Travel/Dj/Beach bum. Love dossing round India/Thailand for months on end. Been to India 14 times mainly Goa getting wrecked. Do a bit of Djing.Spend a fortune on a massive record collection - Northern Soul/R&B and 60s,70s funk. And I'd travel anywhere to catch a fish.


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  1. Romelu Lukaku

    I'd prefer us to get Lukaku and Sanchez or Morata but I can see Lorente coming in somehow. After some of the comments Conte supposedly said awhile back I reckon Tammy will be coming back in the Solanke role.
  2. Romelu Lukaku

    EDEN - ROM - MORATA I'd be happy with that! Defenders wouldn't know WTF to do. Give them all the same freedom that Eden has this season and it would be amazing IMHO. With a couple of new technically minded lads that can feed them balls and put them on a bonus for each goal/assist and they would have a field day. ( LOL Maybe not the £143,000 a goal bonus Big Nose got tho) make it higher when each target is achieved, and more scored in Europe. And maybe if they dont hit individual targets take the money back off them! Enough incentive for even Tibo to score.
  3. Alvaro Morata

    I'm thinking that there has already been some sort of agreement between us and him. Everything is pointing towards it. And with Cescy saying hes tried to talk Diego out of leaving that also seems a foregone conclusion. So now do we use him as main striker or as Pedro upgrade and also bring in Lukaku? That would be something I would give my left dangkey to see. Specially if Edens staying on. Stick Kyle Walker behind Morata with Dave behind and that side would be like lightning. Add a string technical CB on the left with a Alonso upgrade (not saying to lose the lad cause he needs to stay if we can keep him) with a Matic upgrade and we would be a big threat in Europe.
  4. Radja Nainggolan

    I still think he would make a good partner for Kante and also see them both with Cescy
  5. Kyle Walker

    Would be a interesting buy eh! Maybe Danny Rose too? lol Well if Citeh have been told they can have him it wil get scrappy IF Conteh does really want him too. But might need to give him some chill pills now n then. Kyle Walker Chelsea poised for £40m summer transfer scrap with Manchester City over Tottenham's England star Kyle Walker Both clubs want to strengthen at right-back and can DOUBLE the unsettled defender's current wages http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/chelsea-poised-40m-summer-transfer-10435693
  6. The Conte Thread

    Chelsea to offer Conte new deal and £200m war chest Matt Law May 14 2017 2:30 AM Roman Abramovich is poised to make Antonio Conte the highest-paid manager in Chelsea's history and bankroll a £200m summer spend as reward for winning the Premier League title. http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/chelsea/chelsea-to-offer-conte-new-deal-and-200m-war-chest-35712492.html I wonder IF this £200 mill contains the money we already have for players sold and will undoubtedly will be selling more very soon?
  7. New central midfielder in summer?

    Chelsea eye audacious move for €55m Real Madrid star Luka Modric is all set for a move back to the Premier League https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/chelsea-shock-move-for-55m-real-madrid-star-modric-reports?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=sportskeeda
  8. 10. Eden Hazard

    None of us wants to see him go but these RM links sound different to usual ones. Theres also 'reports' of Roman saying keep him no matter what. But can you remember a short time back that 'report' saying Roman offered to buy Naymar but Conte vetod it? That seemed to just come from nowhere didn't it? But now I'm wondering if this pre contract that Edens asking for is real and Naymar is actually coming to us? Maybe the Conte veto was just a smokescreen thrown in?? Who the hell knows? Every sodin summers the same
  9. FA Youth Cup thread

    Theres never been doubts we have the best academy TEAMS going. But do we think that the teams are playing so well TOGETHER as TEAMS that theres no individuals that are that good enouh to stand out and hit the big time? I dont know. Just wondering.
  10. Neymar

    I just took her indoors and couple of mates out for lunch and took normal position up after on coach having a brandy. Well I musta been in dreamland because I apparently sat up and said to her " I told ya Roman wanted Naymar and now we got him" She knew I was asleep cause I look more gormless than normal!! So lets say all the current rumours of Eden to RM in summer and then to retire at PSG in future are true then that moneys great for Naymar. Oh fuck it I will Imagine guys Naymar - Lukaku - Sanchez Well thats probably my last vision for awhile. Start travels on Sunday. No doubt I shall find it hard not to pop in but will see how it goes eh. Give the lads an extra shout for me Amd Keep It Flying High
  11. Yannick Carrasco

    Conte can sign Atletico player, Simeone’s blessing, Chelsea to get huge discount on €100m clause http://sportwitness.co.uk/conte-can-sign-atletico-target-simeones-blessing-chelsea-can-get-huge-discount-e100m-clause/
  12. Alexis Sanchez

    Its like some big Pushmepullyou animal! Chelsea want to sign Romelu Lukaku and Alexis Sanchez ahead of Alvaro Morata http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/27/chelsea-want-to-sign-romelu-lukaku-and-alexis-sanchez-ahead-of-alvaro-morata-6601109/#ixzz4fSDpBHIO
  13. Alvaro Morata

    Jose Mourinho wants to partner Antoine Griezmann with Alvaro Morata in new-look Man Utd strike partnership Spain international Morata is seeking to leave Real Madrid this summer and had told friends that he believed he would join Chelsea, who bid for him 12 months ago. But Chelsea’s interest has cooled as they have identified Romelu Lukaku and Alexis Sanchez as targets ahead of Morata, which leaves the door open for Mourinho to try to bring him to England. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/04/27/jose-mourinho-wants-partner-antoine-griezmann-alvaro-morata/
  14. Chelsea 4-2 Southampton

    After making the Manure and Spuds games I was unable to make last night and only just now watched it tho already saw the result. Think theres been some good things happening by both Conte and the lads. Nice to see the kick in the bollox gave the desired effect to them. Just a few short weeks left now. Stay carefree and the worlds ours!
  15. Hi from the sunny Midlands PG

    Thats a mouthfull of a moncker ESE Welcome to the forum. Jump in where you want.