Welcome to Talk Chelsea

Register now to gain access to all of our features. Once registered and logged in, you will be able to contribute to this site by submitting your own content or replying to existing content. You'll be able to customize your profile, receive reputation points as a reward for submitting content, while also communicating with other members via your own private inbox, plus much more! This message will be removed once you have signed in.


  • Content count

  • Joined

  • Last visited


About Mrs.Spike

  • Rank
  • Birthday January 31

Profile Information

  • Gender Female
  • Fan Since Not Telling
  1. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Apologies for taking so long to reply. Still at work. I've never liked tequila. That said, I will still have a shot if a friend is buying. Cheers! I actually have those rock cube things. Thing is i actually like a bit of water in the whiskey even though the whiskey purists frown upon it. What is your preferred lager?
  2. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    I like wine sometimes. I don't know what wine to buy an usually choose based on the label design. I think it makes my blood glucose really high though (I am diabetic) and then I get very sleepy.
  3. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Whiskey. On the rocks. How many females are on this site?
  4. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Oh right. I was just writing all this heartfelt stuff in a long post but we need to move along. Good thing I didn't post it. Why isn't anyone in this pub bringing me a drink? Who cares that I'm at work. Gee do I feel welcome here. We need to be playing the Safety Dance. It makes me feel safe and fancy-free at the same time.
  5. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    I never saw your post. It's cool anyway. Nothing's wrong. I was just saying that's it doesn't feel nice to be called "Nothing you haven't fucked" and I wouldn't like it if anyone talked like that about my girlfriend or wife. My feelings were hurt and I felt I needed to comment back.
  6. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Well then. Someone insults me. I read it. I comment back. My comment gets deleted. I see. Cool.
  7. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Who said I have a beaver? I have a cat.
  8. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    It's an otter!
  9. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    I miss you too :heart:
  10. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    Damn, I'd be like a -1.33 according to those calculations!
  11. Alas poor Yerric!

  12. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    That would never work with most normal girls. Maybe it would work on drunk/drugged chicks? If some strange guy came up to me on the street asking me if I wanted to have sex I would probably A. Be confused, assume I'm involved in some kind of prank, and politely decline B. Laugh and tell him to fuck off C. Kick him in the junk and run away.