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Everything posted by Miki-Liki

  1. 30. David Luiz

    Yet nothing of value would have been lost. Just spoiled garbage millennial football players believing they are actually good and who lose all their confidence once you point out they did something wrong.
  2. The Mourinho Thread

    Mourinho shows you can't (always) buy trophies with money.
  3. General Transfer Talk

    We are waiting for the Nike deal to kick in, I doubt that any signings will be announced before that.
  4. Anthony Martial

    Neo-nazis, white supremacists, anti-islamists type on keyboards. Don't be like the neo-Nazis! Anyways, Martial sure is a good player, wish he'd come here, but I doubt it'll happen. And it's such a good opportunity to sign him.
  5. Anthony Martial

    It's actually from 2008 and it has been used ever since and is one of the most popular memes that has been used in various contexts long before the elections. The media and people like those you mentioned don't understand the internet and thought it was a hate symbol.
  6. Anthony Martial

    Like when he replaced Lukaku with a washed up Eto'o or Salah with Cuadrado?
  7. FIFA'S sexy fan ban

    Combating sexism by not showing pretty ladies.
  8. 22. Willian

    Did something good for the team for the first time during the Cup and some are surprised that most people wouldn't care if he was gone, what a joke.
  9. 10. Eden Hazard

    Just a dribbler, Jesus Christ. He did have a poor season, but if anyone thinks Chelsea can get a player better than Hazard, they're absolutely deluded. He needs to be offloaded, so that he can be replaced with REAL QUALITY, like Shaqiri or Choupo-Moting, I am sure they will be affordable. Keep Willian the Mediocre, and a washed-up Pedro, and Chelsea might make it through the group stages of the EL.
  10. 22. Willian

    LUL, he literally had 4 good performances. The state of this club.
  11. 29. Álvaro Morata

    Morata is never going to be another Drogba, he is mentally weak, and is all around mediocre at best. Drogba was at least fighter, and physically dominant. Morata is good at nothing.
  12. Chelsea Kits 2018/19

    Will look good on those European Thursday nights.
  13. The English Football Thread

    Conte's final game in charge could be a defeat against the ex-coach, how fun that would be.
  14. 3. Marcos Alonso

    LOL, what a joke. Apparently scoring a couple of goals from free kicks is enough to get awards and be seen as a great player.
  15. 29. Álvaro Morata

    Longevity doesn't have anything to do with being a terrible player. Torres was dog shit when he arrived, he stayed dog shit for three and a half years at Chelsea, and currently he's dog shit playing for Atletico. Morata was horse shit before joining Chelsea, he's been horse shit for half a year, and will stay a horse shit striker. Maybe a change of profession could do him good, perhaps as a hairdresser, or a job where he can lie down, since he enjoys rolling on the pitch more than standing on his own two feet.
  16. 29. Álvaro Morata

    But, but, Morata scored in the CL finals, he's World class Kappa What a joke.
  17. Wow... Wow. I am speechless. The standard for what is considered offensive has become too low.
  18. 29. Álvaro Morata

    It doesn't even matter in the case of Morata, he's a garbage Real Madrid reject, the only Real he might go to after Chelsea is Real Valladolid, or Real Sociedad.
  19. 29. Álvaro Morata

    Madrid is Madrid? Holy hell! What's the next revalation? Chelsea is Chelsea? That's some next level IQ shit.
  20. Watford 4-1 Chelsea

    When out of arguments, always play the "you don't go to the games" card, works every time. What a meme.
  21. 29. Álvaro Morata

    For starters, he'll hopefully remember how to stand on his own feet.
  22. The Conte Thread

    Shite team in a decent position.* Better?
  23. The Conte Thread

    Seems like we've been rebuilding the squad since 2012, every year it's the same excuse. We're not rebuilding anything, we're shite.
  24. Andy Carroll

    We already have the Spanish Andy Carroll, no need for the real one.
  25. The Conte Thread

    And will ask for the next manager to be axed after 3 weak performances.