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Everything posted by Miki-Liki

  1. 9. Álvaro Morata

    Longevity doesn't have anything to do with being a terrible player. Torres was dog shit when he arrived, he stayed dog shit for three and a half years at Chelsea, and currently he's dog shit playing for Atletico. Morata was horse shit before joining Chelsea, he's been horse shit for half a year, and will stay a horse shit striker. Maybe a change of profession could do him good, perhaps as a hairdresser, or a job where he can lie down, since he enjoys rolling on the pitch more than standing on his own two feet.
  2. 9. Álvaro Morata

    But, but, Morata scored in the CL finals, he's World class Kappa What a joke.
  3. Wow... Wow. I am speechless. The standard for what is considered offensive has become too low.
  4. 9. Álvaro Morata

    It doesn't even matter in the case of Morata, he's a garbage Real Madrid reject, the only Real he might go to after Chelsea is Real Valladolid, or Real Sociedad.
  5. 9. Álvaro Morata

    Madrid is Madrid? Holy hell! What's the next revalation? Chelsea is Chelsea? That's some next level IQ shit.
  6. Watford 4-1 Chelsea

    When out of arguments, always play the "you don't go to the games" card, works every time. What a meme.
  7. 9. Álvaro Morata

    For starters, he'll hopefully remember how to stand on his own feet.
  8. The Conte Thread

    Shite team in a decent position.* Better?
  9. The Conte Thread

    Seems like we've been rebuilding the squad since 2012, every year it's the same excuse. We're not rebuilding anything, we're shite.
  10. Andy Carroll

    We already have the Spanish Andy Carroll, no need for the real one.
  11. The Conte Thread

    And will ask for the next manager to be axed after 3 weak performances.
  12. Riyad Mahrez

    Who needs to sign good players, look how fit Marina has become recently.
  13. The Conte Thread

    Spineless tactics, what the hell? We were creating chances for fun, and Wenger did certainly not "outwit" him or whatever. But you know, at the end of the day only wins matter, had he parked the bus and won 1-0 after an own goal, he'd be hailed as a tactical genius just like some other coaches.
  14. 9. Álvaro Morata

    Showed why he was just a bench warmer at both Real and Juventus, he's a WBA level striker, utter SHITE.
  15. Arsenal 2-2 Chelsea

    Torres would have buried it.
  16. 9. Álvaro Morata

  17. The Mourinho Thread

    In other words: "Boo hoo, I am not the only one with the money, boo hoo, I can not just buy the best players from my rivals, boo hoo." Whined the guy who broke the transfer fee record last year and bought the most expensive striker just 6 months ago.
  18. The Conte Thread

    38 points from 18 games is not even that bad, I'd even go so far as to say that the team is still punching above their weight. Sure, there were inconsistent performances, but that's to be expected with a squad severely lacking talent. I couldn't imagine the shit show if Chelsea were 7th like Tottenham... Or one point above the relegation zone before Christmas...
  19. Antoine Griezmann

    I know about it, but this reaction is over the top, calling him a racist. But yes, the SJWs are always on the lookout, waiting for their next target to label and defame.
  20. Antoine Griezmann

    He's received major backlash from this, holy hell, SJWs need to chill.
  21. Kevin de Bruyne

    Many people did though, and we'll never know why he was dropped despite being the best player in preseason and playing extremely well in his first game against Hull in 2013. Oh, well, it doesn't really matter now.
  22. 13. Thibaut Courtois

    He actually did his job, ladies and gentlemen, wonders never cease.
  23. The Board

    If he's responsible for Papy and Hector, then he also had something to do with signing the likes of Morata, Costa, Fabregas, Kante? No? Ok. I am wondering who the next scapegoat for everything that goes wrong will be.
  24. The Mourinho Thread

    19th century coach.
  25. 4. Cesc Fàbregas

    Or because they wouldn't have managed to find another one anyway, I mean, we'd probably have ended up with Joe Allen.