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About TheWiz

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  1. Tiemoue Bakayoko

    Great Player this ... Can understand now, why 80% of our Forum Professionals begged God the Almighty and our Board to sign him ... Well done.
  2. The Conte Thread

    Aha ... And who would that be?
  3. Tiemoue Bakayoko

    Of course he was. He nonchalantly walked us to the Title, putting Opponents Midfields into submission almost causally ... While Kante played the Workhorse and got rewarded fore it deservingly. OneMoSalah is right .. The Subtext of Conte's Statements when we sold Matic was, that he did not even want him to be sold ... Hence Matic pushed for the Transfer more than anyone else. I begrudge him fore that. And now we have a Squad Situation with a Replacement that was not even meant to be a Replacement ITFP.
  4. Danny Drinkwater

    I did ... We don't have it here ... Are you also from London?
  5. Danny Drinkwater

    You are right ... This is some really strong Accent ... The only Thing I was able to understand was "Newcastle United" at 00:35 ... And the Word "rubbish" somewhere along the Way ...
  6. Danny Drinkwater

    Haha .. brilliant indeed. I believe we both mean the same, but just write it differently ... The Cockney speaking Teacher would say Danny Drinkwa'a ... Ore Sco'ish (for Example) ... Wouldn't he? Because he kinda swallows the "T" ... BTW ... now that we are at it ... Can you tell me what Accent this is? Because I have no Words fore how great it sounds to me .. Even greater than Statham speaking Cockney ...
  7. Danny Drinkwater

    Really? But you don't pronounce ore vocalize the letter t ... Do you?
  8. Danny Drinkwater

    Oooh Danny ... Oooh Danny ... You're worth every Penny ... Your Wife's Name ain't Jenny ... Oooh Danny ... You're worth every Penny ... because your Skills are uncanny ... Ooooh Danny ... Don't begrudge me Folks ... It's my first try ever to rhyme a Fansong fore one of our Boys ... BTW ... Would someone speaking Cockney call him Danny Drinkwa'a?
  9. Tiemoue Bakayoko

    Bakayoko is not even the D of the Dribbler that Matic is. Matic is a fleet-footed Marshall of the Game while Bakayoko is a stomping Labourer. Both Players have their Qualities. Matic is gone and not even worth mentioning. Bakayoko is here. A good signing so far and I hope Conte solves the Linup Puzzle before the Season turns into that delicate Phase where every single Point counts.
  10. Tiemoue Bakayoko

    I understand Conte's Love for Footballing Building Workers. Bakayoko is such a Player. No Touch, No Vision, but a hard Labourer, willing to bury himself into the ground for the team until his Tongue hangs loose. I think half of the Time against Everton he's been laying flat on the Ground, which shows his physical commitment. It's just one Match, but a wise signing so far in my mind.
  11. Nemanja Matic

    I would really like to know what in the world makes you think that. And what do you mean by Flair?
  12. Nemanja Matic

    Good one! I like your Jokes, Beigl ... May I add some Jokes from other Forum Members and shining Couch Professionals about Matic ... (Although I suppose they were not always meant to be Jokes) ... He is not a great Player ... He is slow ... He can't produce a straight Pass ... He is a Square Passer ... He has no Vision ... He is insecure with the Ball on his Feet ... He plays Football like an Amateur ... He is not even fit to sit on our Bench ... We became Champions with 10 Men, because Matic just stood around all Season long ... (Actually, that's not exactly a Quote, but the Subtext of many Lines I read in the past) And my favorite one of course (Always a screamer) .... Bakayoko, Fabinhio and Nainggollan can replace him adequately . As fore all the Forum Members, who are bemoaning his departure ... Most of you desperately wanted him to leave ... And now he's gone and not a Chelsea Player anymore. So stop bemoaning the Transfer and get over it ffs.
  13. Nemanja Matic

    You're right, guess that's exactly why Matic was their outstanding Player yesterday ...
  14. Nemanja Matic

    Of course not, but coming back from a one week Vacation I am still in shock about the Transfer. My favorite Player is gone ... And Conte and/ore the Chelsea Board managed to give away a Football Genius to a direct Rivel for basically no Money. 40 Million fore Matic is no Money ... We basically gave him away fore free. And United are about to form one of the possibly greatest Midfields in League History. Thumbs up ...
  15. Nemanja Matic

    Easily ... I still remember when we were talking about the "Matic Position" back then. Kante's gonna need a lot of time practicing with and learning from Matic, in order to reach that Level of Play ...