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About Supermonkey92

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  1. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    Exactly. I kinda like Sarri as a man even if I'm waning on him as a manager. Just like Conte be vocal about the shit environment it is as a manager. I bet Emanalo actually did a decent job communicating between the manager and the board. In his absence he's probably left to himself
  2. Man City 6-0 Chelsea

    You guys gonna update sarris quote yeh?
  3. Man City 6-0 Chelsea

    Better first team fullbacks
  4. Man City 6-0 Chelsea

    I know sarri didn't turn out how we wanted. I know probably 75% of the squad is not good enough. But let's keep our eyes on the prize. The real cause is the board. The rest are but symptoms. Who's job will it be to get another manager? The boards. Who's job will it be to sell the players we have and replace them with superior ones? The board. Sacking sarri, not sacking sarri. Not particularly important. Top 4, no top 4. CL or no CL. It doesn't matter until we sort out the board. We need a DoF. I really wouldn't mind Abramovich leaving, but it seems unlikely. So let's hope he gets shaken up and sorts out our structure. This goes beyond Sarri and it will probably need to get even worse before it gets better.
  5. Man City 6-0 Chelsea

    GET a load of this. I bet on City to win today. Easiest money for a while. Until I get the winnings for the league cup final! I remember 15/16 and how many games I predicted we'd lose. I promised myself next time we have a shit show season by Jove at least I'll making some fucking money from it.
  6. Man City 6-0 Chelsea

    Just bring Terry back as some sort of Backroom coach (didn't mourinho have Rui and Holland as 2 assistant coaches?). Break some tables.
  7. Man City 6-0 Chelsea

    I hope we win at anfield. We will smash them and I'll be over joyed. Because Liverpool wouldn't be top of the league
  8. Man City 6-0 Chelsea

    Ohhh shit don't remind me of Bosingwa and Kalou!!!!
  9. Man City 6-0 Chelsea

    Fucking Barkley this is gonna be horrendous. Kovacic is much better at beating the press both dribbling and passing. Oh well I don't want Liverpool to win the league. I'm looking to destroy United in the cup though
  10. 10. Eden Hazard

    He knows what he wants but hasn't signed a contract and it's February. Unless he wants to sign but waiting yo see if we get CL, the best inference is that he wants to leave. Hardly an overreaction just good thinking
  11. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    On that video posted of Napoli's play. I agree with points already made about movement of the ball. Obviously crucial. However, just as bad (if not worse) is our cowardly choices on the ball. Watch that ball into Hamsik's feet before he lays the ball back. It's in a space surrounded by Juve players. It's a risky ball and you need trust that he can do something once he gets it. Then the return pass to Hamsik is under pressure, quick and again not an easy pass. In other words, they took more RISK than the first few passes in the video. Risk takes courage and trust. But our players lack that completely. Higuain will make good runs all day long. Nobody is even looking for them, and if they do will they risk losing possession or play the more shit cycle ball? Kante and Kovacic won't. They are looking to just keep the move moving. Barkley is worse most times. They more scared of losing the ball. Watch the recent match. Any pressure and the ball is sent back to the cbs. ANY pressure. It's ridiculous. If they play more forward passes under pressure, then movement will become obvious. The player pressing you HAS JUST LEFT SOME SPACE. Two or three forwarding passes under pressure and suddenly the pitch opens up. TL;DR all cms, fullbacks and even our wingers shit their pants when slightly pressed attempt not even somewhat difficult passes under pressure.
  12. Bournemouth 4-0 Chelsea

    And I can't say if he's fulfilling he's responsibility on the training ground or not. From the massive exposure he was getting in pre season he was. I'm not inclined to doubt he has stopped now. Why should hazards refusal to release the ball go down to Sarri's failure as a coach as opposed to Eden's stubbornness? Why should Barkley's slow, simple and toothless performances go down to Sarri not coaching properly instead of Barkley having no courage and going into his shell? He has chosen Pedro over Willian, but how many games does Pedro trip over the ball or dribble into the a counter attack against us? Does Ruben take his chances? Or did he fuck around with flicks on the edge of our box, needlessly losing possession when losing at home to Leicester? I agree with others. Our players are either limited or just aren't suited to his football.
  13. Bournemouth 4-0 Chelsea

    Someone mentioned 'vertical tiki taka'. We absolutely don't play that way. It's slow and side ways. Sarri is spot on with too many players having their back to goal. That means no is making runs. Which means the opponents know where space is and can plug it. Kante, believe it or not, does that well. Just look at his chance. Kovacic isn't working. Hazard just wants to carry the ball to the box. We need quick and EARLY passing
  14. Bournemouth 4-0 Chelsea

    Good on him for apologising. That shit show was down to spineless prideless babies. We've played far more dangerous counter attacking teams that didn't get a sniff. Not creating clear chances, slow passing. Fine, Sarri is a big cause for that. Lazy fucks that leave just 2 cbs back is not and has never been sarris tactics. No one even tried to take them down in their own half.
  15. Bournemouth 4-0 Chelsea

    Good on him. If you get fired go out swinging. I like how he went brutal after arsenal and I like him giving a 40 minute bollocking. I fucking love Italian managers