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About Supermonkey92

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  • Birthday 06/25/1992

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  • Favourite Chelsea Player Eden Hazard

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  1. Next Manager?

    Initially I say FUCK YEH. But we want to progress to a super power eventually. To he CL and EPL contenders year in year out. We need to move away from the constant overly defensive performances (I'm a huge fan of them at the right times) I'd like to play balanced. Well, having the reputation for a strong defence is always great, especially whenyou are a goal up!
  2. The Conte Thread

    Looks like he is off. I hope the man gets a quality job pronto (outside of England!). As a man, he has been absolute class. Probably the guy with the best manners and character since Ranieri. Who remembers him clapping the Sunderland fans last season for supporting their team through relegation? He gave so much passion in the first season. Giving hi 5's like he was a fan and jumping into the crowd after Hazard scored a blinder against Arsenal. He took a team with a shit defence and went on a 13 game unbeaten run. Won the title. Beat Jose 4-0 In his first return at the Bridge. Counter punched Guardiola away. Dropped Ivanovic and Terry as soon as he could. We beat Atletico away in their new stadium. Apart from one mistake from Christensen, played a masterclass against Barca at home (did Willian hit the post once or twice? I remember the Spanish paper's saying how Barca escaped our 'spider's trap'). After a difficult season gave us the FA cup win over Jose no less! 2 trophies in 2 years with Guardiola, mourinho and klopp. Not bad Antonio. I'm papering over the cracks ofcourse. When we were up against it our football was unbelievably defensive. Fallout with Luiz and Willian haven't helped. Towards the end even I was fed up with how much he went on about transfers. Overall, I think he'll go down as a legend. At his best, he was literally like a 12th player for the team and an extra fan when we scored. Fiery, and never took shit. No wonder he fit like a glove here!!
  3. Next Manager?

    Azpi Rudiger Christensen Emerson New Dm Kante Barkley/RLC Willian Morata Hazard That's if we buy no one (except DM. I refuse to put any of our players there. We need one!!) That looks fun. Certainly won' win the league but no one but man City will. Add a very good DM to control the possession and that looks quite dangerous. Swap Willian for Bailly? And Morata for Icardi? That's some good shit.
  4. 22. Willian

    I thought he was a good guy. Regardless of what we think of Conte as a coach, Conte the man is a gent. A fucking class act. Always highly spoken of the fans. He doesn't deserve that..
  5. Next Manager?

    Bring Jorginho and my sadness at Conte leaving will have been greatly dampened!
  6. The Conte Thread

    Mourinho in his last spell and Conte have been shown acceptable patience
  7. Chelsea 1-0 Man Utd

  8. Chelsea 1-0 Man Utd

    Please quote this after the match if this happens! We lack any decent possession. Man U control the ball. Bakayoko stands in position but doesn't do much. Fabregas has players walk past him. Hazard is expected to do it all himself. Giroud is crowded out every time the ball is booted long and high for him. Man U score first half (Sanchez?) We scream for Bakayoko to come of for Willian. United get a second before he comes on. Game luls to a defeat. Hazard's last ever game for Chelsea. (LET' FUCKING HOPE THIS IS BS AND WE WIN 3-0!)
  9. The Conte Thread

    If the board don' change with some more knowledgeable directors we will not be an attractive prospect soon. All takes is 2-3 poor seasons in a row.
  10. The Conte Thread

    One is the star player of the champions and the other is POTY for CL finalists.
  11. Southampton 0-2 Chelsea

    Why is Cahill in the team?!?!?!??! That's a mistake guaranteed. I hope Emerson shines. Why no Courtois
  12. Leicester 1-2 Chelsea

    Big shout out to Kante. Quality, quality player!!!!!!
  13. Leicester 1-2 Chelsea

    When Hazard played it out to Moses (over willian) Willian threw his hands out to say "pass to me!". In my mind, it was saying "Stop passing to the special needs donkey!"
  14. Man City 1-0 Chelsea

    I saw a brief gif of our warm up on Twitter. Crikey Fabregas looks like a middle-aged man who's somehow found his way on the pitch. Not an ounce of athleticism
  15. Man City 1-0 Chelsea

    I'm a fan of Conte's. But if there is one thing that pisses me of is long balls to Hazard. After so many games, if he decided to play false 9 hammer it in their heads not to boot it in the air FFS. Edit: btw I'm not even watching it. Relying on you guys