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About MrExcalibur100

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  • Favourite Chelsea Player Eden Hazard
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  • First Match Chelsea 2-0 Spuds 1998
  • Memory Winning the European Cup, obviously :)
  • Interests Football, video games, science, chess, tv shows, hip-hop head (and opera, rock {all types except heavy metal stuff), indie, classical, jazz,) -- basically everything except for shitty pop music :)

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  1. Chelsea 0-1 Leicester

    Not in attack. Hazard is the only star and Pedro is a passable player but that's about it. Morata, Giroud and Willian are players who should not be anywhere near the starting XI of a serious CL side except as backups. Far from solid. And that's why we are toothless up front. Its not hard.
  2. Chelsea 0-1 Leicester

    You never see any of our fullbacks drive to the byline, make penetrating runs into the opponents' 18 yard box and look for cutbacks to our players. You know like Mendy does. Like Robertson does. Carvajal, Marcelo, Alba. All top fullbacks are able to drive their team forward with their overlaps. Alonso races to the byline and just stands there, either passing it back or lumping some hopeless cross into the box none of our players has a chance or reaching. He's way too slow to commit the opposition fullback. This clown was lumping balls into the box with Hazard playing upfront! Same thing with Azpilicueta. Way too slow. All he does is cut back when he is 1 v 1 with a defender or lump a hopeless cross into the box. Our fullbacks offer us ZERO. Everything they contribute in attack is infront of the oppositions backline, never anything in behind. Not just Alonso but Azpi too.
  3. 22. Willian

    28 goals in 190+ PL apps now for Willian. 1 goal every 9 games for our number 22.
  4. 22. Willian

    Salomon Kalou >>>>>> this big FRAUD Willian, one of the top 3 most harmless "attackers" to play for Chelsea in the Premier league era.
  5. Chelsea 0-1 Leicester

    Shame on the fans at Stamford Bridge singing Willian's name in games regardless of whether or not the song contains a dig at Tottenham. Willian in his mind probably thinks he's the most famous man at Stamford Bridge, the Boss. The least deserving player gets his name song the most. Utterly preposterous.
  6. Chelsea 0-1 Leicester

    They also wanted to renew Willian as well. I have no doubt in my mind high-ranking people in our board think Willian and Alonso are good players.
  7. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    Its worth pointing out that Sarri has yet to be given a real transfer window. He hasn't signed anyone other than Jorginho. Managers like Guardiola, Mourinho and Klopp have been given countless amounts of money and numerous transfer windows to build their team. Sarri needs to start trusting some of the other players though. The fact that Willian and Alonso, two of the top 5 absolute worst players in the squad are deemed "untouchable" is beyond ludicrous. I'll have thought after 4 months Sarri would have seen how unreliable and useless two of those players are.
  8. Chelsea 0-1 Leicester

    What I will give to have this guy. Trust our club will never pull it off. Still relying on "give the ball to Hazard" and hope he saves us in 2018 : We have no striker and no threat from either of the fullbacks. Alonso is slow and listless. Azpilicueta is pointless in the final third. The fact that Sarri doesn't even want to give Emerson a real chance is really disappointing. Looks like another 5th place finish guys.
  9. Chelsea 0-1 Leicester

    Channels with all of Leicester's players deep in our own half? Morata is one of our worst players. He is never the solution to anything.
  10. Chelsea 0-1 Leicester

    C'mon. If Morata played, we'll have lost 0-3.
  11. 3. Marcos Alonso

    Let's not be full hypocrites guys, he was tremendous to start the season. He is still one of the biggest donkeys at the club but I still reserve most my vitriol for Willian and Morata. Alonso's problem is that to me, he looks knackered. Very tired. He's played way too many mins this season for the energy sapping role he plays + he's also got called up by Spain as well. Sarri must think Emerson is a really poor player to not even give him a look in when Alonso looks half dead. This same half dead Alonso will know doubt be trotted out to start against City again on Saturday.
  12. Wolves 2-1 Chelsea

    Hazard needs to play much better but something has to change : We've taking a reason why our "W" 's earlier this season are now "D" 's and "L" 's
  13. Wolves 2-1 Chelsea

    You do realize that Liverpool's frontline has started basically 90% of their Premier league and Champions league games : https://www.whoscored.com/Teams/26/Fixtures/England-Liverpool And that Mane was also injured tonight? Do your homework first before responding.
  14. Wolves 2-1 Chelsea

    Apparently Sarri feels the need to rotate our forward line by including Willian and Morata but Klopp can apparently play his own forward line of Mane - Firmino - Salah in every PL game (barring injury). And Liverpool are in the Champions league as well. We're in the Europa league. If anything, there should be less incentive to rotate in PL games as your 2nd choice players should be playing in the Europa league group stages. Sarri must really think Morata and Willian are good players or at least interchangeable with Giroud and Pedro. But all the evidence this season has shown the exact opposite. Willian and Morata have no business starting Premier league games. They are Europa league players. They should get their mins in the Europa league and league cup but not in the freakin' Premier league!
  15. Wolves 2-1 Chelsea