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About MrExcalibur100

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  • Gender Male
  • Location Roehampton
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Eden Hazard
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  • First Match Chelsea 2-0 Spuds 1998
  • Memory Winning the European Cup, obviously :)
  • Interests Football, video games, science, chess, tv shows, hip-hop head (and opera, rock {all types except heavy metal stuff), indie, classical, jazz,) -- basically everything except for shitty pop music :)

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  1. Chelsea - Bayern Munich

    Non sequitur. If you're going to respond at least have some decency and respond to what I was communicating.
  2. Chelsea - Bayern Munich

    David Luiz, Willian, Hazard, Pedro, Fabregas the only ones that raise up our technical level. Other top teams have them in abundance in every position. We have bricklayers instead sprinkled with some decent technique. And we wonder why we can't pass the ball from te back and struggle to string 3,4 passes together vs the strong clubs.
  3. Chelsea - Bayern Munich

    Kante is mediocre against any sort of technical midfield chasing shadows like a headless chicken. Player of the Year in England though for tackles and interceptions. Wow. We basically get dominated in midfield against any good midfield. It's not just about 3-4-3 or any formation. Spurs dominated us by matching our system
  4. Chelsea - Bayern Munich

    Time for some better players more like. We're miles away from the likes of Bayern, Madrid and Barcelona and the board expect Conte to perform miracles in the Champions League.
  5. Chelsea - Bayern Munich

    3-0 This is now just pathetic
  6. Neymar

    I'm just glad we didn't sign him when we had the possibility to back in the day and we have Hazard instead. He'll have been holding us to ransom now. He and his money-grubbing father.
  7. 22. Willian

    Messi is not a winger and never has been. That's absurd. Bale is only a shadow of the player he once was. Have you seen him recently? He's lost his a yard and he looks average these days. I don't want to write him off completely but Pedro and Willian are ahead for now. James (useless on the wings), Mertens (a second striker), Douglas Costa (are you having a laugh?), Muller (shocking last season, very average), Griezmann ( a second striker), Sanchez - Hazard - Neymar (none are Right wingers). Di Maria is debatable but he was woeful in the Premier League. I don't doubt his ability but I have my doubts about him. You can sort of argue KDB as he's played that position sufficient amount of times. Dembele and Robben are the only actual right wingers that are better. Willian is better than Sane for now though Sane has huge potential. Seriously some shocking takes on TalkChelsea. I don't know if it's just ignorance of football or/and overrating other club's players and underrating ours. Willian continues to be laughably underrated despite adding goals to his game, being one of the best freekick takers in the league and looking almost as unplayable as Hazard is at times. What the fuck more do you want?
  8. 22. Willian

    It's my opinion. He was our stand out player the season before and maybe the guy ahead of him is one of the best right wingers in Europe. Who are the stand right wingers in Europe in the world these days? Name them and the list isn't that extensive to exclude Pedro and Willian.
  9. Jeremie Boga

    I will seriously prefer if Boga didn't go on loan next season and instead was integrated into the first team. I've always considered him our biggest talent in the youth team (which is saying a LOT). Hazard, Willian, Pedro and Boga. That's just scary. Please, Antonio make it happen.
  10. 22. Willian

    Not stating anything revolutionary but he's become a great player before our very eyes. He's massively improved so much in the last two seasons. The contrast beween the player he was then and now is obvious. He is now one of the best wingers in the Premier league and in my opinion, one of the best right wingers in Europe. Willy is fantastic and I like his personality as well.
  11. 23. Michy Batshuayi

    All the hype about "world class" Costa (he's not world class) and Batman continue to make him look inept with not just goals but brilliant all round displays. It's a shame he didn't get a proper run in last season. He's a very talented player and I think we have a potential player on our hands. Conte needs to manage him properly next season.
  12. Romelu Lukaku

    http://gianlucadimarzio.com/it/calciomercato-il-chelsea-avanza-per-morata-le-ultime Di Marzio reckons it's over and we now have our focus on Morata. Let's better hope Morata can guarantee goals for us. Very strange events so far. Shades of 2010 and 2015 in it's weirdness.
  13. Romelu Lukaku

    The only way we can save face now is if Costa and Conte can kiss and make up. But the former is an unstable psycho and will love to hold the club to ransom. He's been angling for a move away from us the moment he stepped into the club. Let's not forget his ridiculous behaviour in January with the whole China affair.
  14. Romelu Lukaku

    It's just sad to witness what is happening with this club just after Conte delivers a *bonus* Premier league title. We are so poorly run for what is now a global brand of a football club.
  15. Romelu Lukaku

    Our board has seen sense at the last moment. Insane to let a player with his level of goalscoring potential join Mourinho and we just sit back and do nothing. Lukaku will easily eclipse Costa's goalscoring peaks for us. Under the guidance of Conte, he can become of one the best strikers in the world. He's just 24 and he's already one of the best in the league and I'm sure Conte will improve his work ethic for the cause. I pulled this off the Guardian comments section: From Whoscored (if you feel the statistics presented is not accurate, do crosscheck it yourself): Bad control per game (UnsTCh) index is headed by Zaha with 3.3 per game Costa - 3.2 King - 2.8 Kane - 2.8 Januzaj - 2.8 Shaqiri - 2.7 Benteke - 2.6 Pogba - 2.6 Aguero - 2.5 Arnautovic - 2.5 Guess who is number 2. We watch him every week and we know how often he loses the ball with his poor control and the stats just happen to back that up. Lukaku with his "terrible touch" is not even in the top 10.