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About MrExcalibur100

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  • Gender Male
  • Location Birmingham, UK
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Eden Hazard
  • Fan Since
  • First Match Chelsea 2-0 Spuds 1998
  • Memory Winning the European Cup, obviously :)
  • Interests Football, video games, science, chess, tv shows, hip-hop head (and opera, rock {all types except heavy metal stuff), indie, classical, jazz,) -- basically everything except for shitty pop music :)

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  1. Everton - Chelsea

    I really don't understand managers like Sarri though. Managers that continuously pick under-performing players regardless of how disastrously they play. Mourinho with Ivanovic. Conte with Bakayoko. Sarri now with 3 or 4 players. It's not like these players will grant you a job when you get sacked. It's either extreme negligence, arrogance or a willingness to get the sack. Or maybe all those 3 things. Alonso still starting games for Chelsea is insane when even the average pub going CFC fan can see it but one of the supposed best managers in Europe can't? Bizarre.
  2. Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

    I swear to God if this man picks Alonso, Pedro/Willian or Barkley and neglects Emerson, Hudson-Odoi and Ruben against Cardiff then he deserves to get sacked!! How the fuck can any sane person continue to trust a useless piece of shit like Alonso over and over and expect different results? Alonso is nowhere near good enough to be starting serious games for Chelsea yet Sarri who is earning millions of pounds is too fucking stupid to see that? Seriously if this man starts the usual suspects against Cardiff next week I'm going to pursue a very strong anti-Sarri message on this forum. Prior to this game, I was still willing to give him a chance as he hasn't got an oppurtunity to bring in his own players but I'm seriously starting to doubt he has what it takes to cut it in the Premier league. I fear he'll bring in some frauds from Serie A that will further push back CHO and RLC in the pecking order. Sarri has the idea of football we want implemented at this club but he's yet to (a) win anything in his career (b) trusts old, "experienced" under performing players over better, young players (c) is insanely stubborn and lacks flexibility (d) and I'm seriously starting to doubt he'll be able to bring in the right players if given money to do so. Especially seeing the clusterfuck our present board is, (No football brains, Maria fucking up all the deals to sign good players, current ban) Things are not looking good at all. I doubt he'll be sacked though even if we don't qualify for the Champions league. Roman is sick and tired of handing out severance packages to managers.
  3. Everton - Chelsea

    Imagine Loftus Cheek, Emerson and Hudson Odoi instead of what Sarri chose. Sarri is stillt the biggest joke
  4. Everton - Chelsea

    Not just Alonso for Emerson but Zappacosta for Azpilicueta is not looking so ridiculous at this point. Especially against weaker teams. We have easily the least threatening fullbacks of the big 6 teams. We can't open up some of these teams without dynamic fullbacks. Just mind-numbing sideways passes.
  5. Everton - Chelsea

    Sarri is looking like Conte now. He wants to get the sack. Makes no sense to not start your best players game after game after game.
  6. Chelsea 3-0 Dynamo Kiev

    This is why I didn't get why some of us were criticizing CHO for wanting to leave in January. Because of this. I like Sarri as a personality but I'll rather see him go first than see Hudson-Odoi or Ruben leave.
  7. Chelsea 2-0 Spurs

    God awful football. Sarri the shithead has better players on the bench and he keeps on starting the same fucking players. Spurs are 10 points ahead of us and a draw here is good for them. Sarri needs to man the fuck up quickly and start playing players that deserve to play important games. Like Emerson, Loftus-Cheek and Hudson-Odoi. He's seriously starting to piss me off. I can't even pretend to be enthusiastic to watch these games anymore with players like Alonso, Willian, Barkley, Pedro starting by decree.
  8. Chelsea 2-0 Spurs

    We have no ideas or cohesion. Just a bunch of individuals. Our attacking play is woeful for a Sarri side. I'm watching this and I still can't understand what we're supposed to be doing. At least we look a bit better defensively
  9. Chelsea 2-0 Spurs

    Hazard didn't want to pass to Alonso there and who can blame him
  10. Chelsea 2-0 Spurs

    I'm still amazed Alonso is starting this game after all the BS we've seen this season
  11. Chelsea 2-0 Spurs

    Hazard constantly facing 2 defenders, does Alonso ever overlap, the useless fecker?
  12. 8. Ross Barkley

    He's a bang average player that somehow continues to be trusted by Sarri. Barkley has no business starting games against big teams.
  13. Chelsea 0-0 Man City

    Fabregas gets that to Hazard easy
  14. Chelsea 0-0 Man City

    What more can Eden do ffs?
  15. Chelsea 0-2 Man Utd

    Alonso with the weakest cross in human history. Fuck that guy