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About MrExcalibur100

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  • Gender Male
  • Location Birmingham, UK
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Ruben Loftus-Cheek
  • Fan Since
  • First Match Chelsea 2-0 Spuds 1998
  • Memory Winning the European Cup, obviously :)
  • Interests Football, video games, science, chess, tv shows, hip-hop head (and opera, rock {all types except heavy metal stuff), indie, classical, jazz,) -- basically everything except for shitty pop music :)

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  1. Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

    Fuck yeah!! Love that little bit from Lampard at the end 😍😍
  2. Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

    Lol Racist abuse. Spurs are pathetic!
  3. Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

    Son is one dirty bastard isn't he? Spurs fans losing their minds now.
  4. Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

    I agree but he could still show a bit more composure in the final 3rd
  5. Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

    Whattt? I thought a tactical masterclass away from home against a good team could only be achieved by bus-parking and counter-attacking futbol?!
  6. Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

  7. Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

    Alonso is a piss of shit man. What a waste of space he is
  8. Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

    Sissy-okho you bastard
  9. Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

    Mount is lost out there.
  10. Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

    So much space , Alonso backing off. He's so full of shit
  11. Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

    We better capitalize and bring the black and decker to Mourinho's bus now with a 2nd goal. This is a typical Mourinho team in a big game. Shit all game but can still nick a result. We need better than 1-0 ASAP
  12. Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

    Que Golazo Big WILLIE WILLIAN
  13. Man City 2-1 Chelsea

    We've been the better team so far. Deserved
  14. The English Football Thread

    Taking the 🐍 element out of it for a moment, I fail to see how this makes sense for any party involved.
  15. The Mourinho Thread

    Very odd appointment. It really is a step down from Poch to Jose. Jose will try and be a good boy for the 1st year or so like he always does but watching the chaos that will inevitably ensue when he and Levy collide over transfers should be pure comedy. Mourinho is washed at the top level. Since 2012, the only meaningful title he's won is the Premier league with us which Hazard carried him to. (I was watching some old matches from that season just a few weeks ago and the football was shocking, much worse than I remembered). Hazard gave everything including his body that 2nd half of that season, create, score, assist, ball carry, start attacks, track back.... It probably cost him physically the following season with some others as well. Mourinho also won a Europa league with United albeit with a ridiculously easy run, they faced no one throughout the tournament. As for expecting loyalty from Jose towards us. Maybe this will take his blind acolytes among us down a peg..... oh they're still out there. Mourinho does NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK about us. He's all about his ego and self preservation. How some still don't understand that is beyond me but some have their idols they've already made to infallible gods i guess.