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babu

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  1. Last Film You Watched

    Saw inside out today. Pretty good movie.
  2. Joke Thread

    NSFW Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.' Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free. 'See,' says the woman, 'Now, I know why you react the way you do; men can't control their animal instincts just like gorillas can't.' Says Mark: 'Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens.' The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure. Says Mark: 'This is incredible, now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum and let us see what happens!' The woman pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now ,was extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her. The woman yells: 'Mark , what do I do now? Please, help me!' Mark replies: 'Now, tell him you have a headache and you're not in mood ... Let us see if Gorillas and Men are the same
  3. Joke Thread

    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
  4. Last Film You Watched

    Saw Fast & Furious 7 yesterday.. What an action fest. Non stop thrill ride. And damn that send off... 9/10
  5. Joke Thread

    Short Jokes. a guy goes to the doc for a checkup. doc tells him he got gangarene(sp!) and has to be admitted at the hospital. the doc at the hospital sez the only thin they can do for gangarene is to amputate. after the op the doc comes to the man and says i got good news and bad news. the guy asks for the bad news first. the doc says "we cut off the wrong leg." he asks "whats the good news?" DOC says " You DONT got gangarene>_<" ____ Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.""You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. _____ Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood. ____ The positive thinking poem. * Little birdy in the sky, * You look up and it shits in your eye. * You don't mind and you don't cry, * You just thank God that cows don't fly!