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About jonaaibosk

  • Rank
    If Stingray was Batman, I'd be The Joker
  • Birthday 03/03/1984

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  • Gender Male
  • Location Dundee
  • Favourite Chelsea Player Gary Cahill
  • Fan Since Not Telling


  • Twitter jonaaibosk
  1. hi.. can I borrow your membership to buy ticket on viagogo? thanks~~

  2. Juan Mata

    I'm assuming that Ibra and your good self are unaware that Ferrari are 90% owned by Fiat.Good to see that Mata has solved all of Man Utd's problems though
  3. Patrick Bamford

    It's exciting that he is doing so well. He can only pass with the dick he's got, so if he keeps this up then there's not much more he can do. He's certainly doing his chances of making it at Chelsea no harm, by being a continued success while out on loan.
  4. Romelu Lukaku

    No I've not just discovered it. I've read rumours before now. Good job on being a condescending prick though
  5. Romelu Lukaku

    So what's the story with Lukaku now? Hearing that he will be sold in the Summer for around £23 million to fund a £50 million move for Cavani, but other reports have us agreeing to sign Diego Costa for £32 million in the Summer.
  6. Juan Mata

    Juan Mata has just phoned Jose Mourinho and asked if his place on the bench is still available
  7. Juan Mata

    It's not ideal, but £37 million for a player who isn't featuring much is not to be sniffed at. This is a transitional period for us right now and getting this money in and a player off the wage bill who isn't playing (no matter how good he is or how much he is loved) will help us in the rebuilding process. I'd like to add that I'm not thrilled that we're losing Mata, not am I excited at the prospect of seeing him as a Man Utd player, I can I can accept it
  8. Joke Thread

    When you have to put an explanation at the end of your joke it's really just an admission that it's not really that funny
  9. The Pub - Discuss Anything

    I've been good. Came on here for the first time in ages today and 1574 notifications Been burrowed away in the dark depths of oblivion trying to get through the festive period with a positive bank balance Now that Xmas is over it's time to get round to booking my flights to London and saving for my first trip to the bridge in February Also, whose dick do I have to suck to get a minion avatar??
  10. Poster Above You

    Sleeps with a jar of baby orphan's tears under his pillow
  11. Poster Above You

    Hates the best player in the world
  12. Juan Mata

  13. Joke Thread

    A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.' The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! I cannot hold your past against you, maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?' She said, 'I don't think you understand darling, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales ......'